Jul/Aug
2112
El Nubnubs Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with El Nubnubs taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Cursed Earth, and finishing in third place overall were Ring of Fire.

Better Off Dead Win Somerset Deathrace League

The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with Better Off Dead taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Desert Dirt, and finishing in third place overall were Western Wreckers.

Rocky Horror Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with Rocky Horror taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Concrete Golems, and finishing in third place overall were The Howitzers.

Joels Bastards Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were The Tiger Sharks, and finishing in third place overall were Ghost Wing.

Joels Bastards Win Elmsfield Two Guineas League

The Elmsfield Two Guineas League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Elmsfield Bandits, and finishing in third place overall were Solar Flares.

Diego `Purp` Ramirez of RedFenders died at Blown With the Wind.


Clementina Robinson of RedFenders died at Blown With the Wind.


Kenneth Torres of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Once Upon a Town.


Kevin Moreno of RedFenders died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


`Little Elf` Elvina Noble of Mountain Goats died at Pathway to Darkness.


Clifton Martinez of RedFenders died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Tristan Lacey of Wild Runners died at Road to Elmsfield.


Wynona Zamora of Wild Runners died at Gates of Elmsfield.


`Nurse` Hilda Avina of MADHAT died at Gates of Somerset.


Lynne Thrash of Wild Runners died at Road to Elmsfield.


Javier Dana of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.


Maria Ellison of Iron Mullet died at Somerset Arena.


Leslie `Give Me A` Hand of Paceys Raiders died at Acid Land.


Charlie `Chuck` Jones of MADHAT died at Once Upon a Town.


David `Sir Colton` Colton of The Inanis Inventorum died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Michael `Agent J` Smith of The Inanis Inventorum died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


James Daily of The Inanis Inventorum died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Hannibal` Alex Schmidt of Beard Inc . died at Lost Oasis.


Jeffrey `Hi Power` Browning of MADHAT died at Once Upon a Town.


`Sterling` Shannon Thomas of Paceys Raiders died at Great Southern Desert.


Gary Lockwood of RedFenders died at Once Upon a Town.


`Gunner` Joshua Mesta of Beard Inc . died at Road to Somerset.


Brian Hinkle of Beard Inc . died at Road to Somerset.


Myrtis Williams of Iron Mullet died at Road to Somerset.


Miles Parker of Iron Mullet died at Road to Somerset.


Allen Zermeno of Exbeefeater died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Bruce Solomon of TwistedRTS died at Lost Oasis.


Derek Beattie of TwistedRTS died at Lost Oasis.


Donald King of GoldenHammers died at Road to Somerset.


Billy Tracy of GoldenHammers died at Road to Somerset.


Kathleen Smith of Pirates Law died at Road to Somerset.


Molly Fu of Pirates Law died at Road to Somerset.


Fredrick Summerfield of Longos Merry Men died at Gates of Somerset.


`Simple` Michael Curtis of Longos Merry Men died at Gates of Somerset.


Thomas `Watts` Dale of Quaesitor de media nocte died at Once Upon a Town.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. GrindHouse (Somerset): $759.
2. GrindHouse (Gateway Truckstop): $314.
3. Paceys Raiders (Gateway Truckstop): $153.
4. McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS (Morgan): $128.
5. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $90.
6. lost68 (Somerset): $74.



Most Active Gangs

As part of our occasional roundup of the most busy gangs in Evan right now, we can report the following.

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Drift Bunnies. Their most favoured type of event has been the deathrace, although they have also competed in numerous combat events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. SpinalTap, owned by GrindHouse.
2. B Somerset, owned by Wild Runners.
3. MH SS, owned by MADHAT.
4. Festive Period, owned by Paceys Raiders.
5. ELMS FIST, owned by McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS.



Big Earners on the Track

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. The Purple Foxes: $696400.
2. Wild Runners: $436800.
3. The Darkside: $227400.
4. Militant Atheists: $134200.
5. Longos Merry Men: $125700.

Deathsport Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Dreamless Slumber
Evan Deathrace Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Iron Mullet
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Longos Merry Men

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Northern Summer League - The Darkside
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - The Smith Street Boys
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Elmsfield Summer Classic League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Somerset Deathrace League - Desert Dirt
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - El Nubnubs



Political Update

Relations between the mutants and anarchists are reported to be at an all-time high following the announcement of an arranged marriage between the daughter of a high-ranking member of Sabretooth with one of Mad Mac`s sons.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.