Jul/Aug
2109
PA Eracers Win Somerset Deathrace League

The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with PA Eracers taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Blood and Iron, and finishing in third place overall were CurseOfTheBeasts.

Lobotomizers Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with Lobotomizers taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Steel Sparks, and finishing in third place overall were Ring of Fire.

Tusk Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with Tusk taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Desert Dirt, and finishing in third place overall were Concrete Golems.

Unicycle Boyz Win Northern Summer League

The Northern Summer League finished, with Unicycle Boyz taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Rabid Groundhogs, and finishing in third place overall were SuperAwesome VillainsForever!.

Joels Bastards Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were The Darkside, and finishing in third place overall were The Tiger Sharks.

Bryan Rashid of Exbeefeater died at Gates of Somerset.


Michael Rodriguez of Exbeefeater died at Gates of Somerset.


Grady Foreman of Unicycle Boyz died at Gates of Somerset.


Dwayne Garcia of Unicycle Boyz died at Gates of Somerset.


Robert `2to2ango!` Turpen of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Bruce Morgan of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Texan.


Joel Raff of Triumph died at Northern Farm Land.


Samuel Montoya of Triumph died at Highway to Hell.


Selina Kyle of Triumph died at Blown With the Wind.


Michelle Hudson of Triumph died at The Pit.


Adele Johnson of Afropunk Gypsies died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Jim Raynor of Triumph died at Northern Farm Land.


Earl Hendricks of Afropunk Gypsies died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


`Unkle` Joe Dunlap of Exbeefeater died at Road to Morgan.


James `Taxi Driver` Morrissette of harimau died at Once Upon a Town.


Lisa Graham of harimau died at Once Upon a Town.


Thomas Flint of Triumph died at Once Upon a Town.


Cynthia `143` Quackenbush of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Sandra `317` Palma of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Julian `346` Downard of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Salt Flats Canyon.


`Silly` Daniel Brown of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Courtney `Yolo` Williams of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Damien Brown of Darkwinds Most Wanted died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Jason Johnson of Triumph died at Road to Somerset.


Billy Edwards of Triumph died at Road to Somerset.


Tad Kimes of Triumph died at Road to Somerset.


`SHORTY` Sarah Schwing of McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS died at Road to Somerset.


Neil Pedigo of Electric Dave died at Outback of Nowhere.


Alex Peabody of Electric Dave died at Outback of Nowhere.


James Kinlaw of Electric Dave died at Outback of Nowhere.


`Possom` Oleta Dale of Unicycle Boyz died at Oil Slick.


Terrance Wade of Exbeefeater died at Gateway, The Trench.


Devon Andrews of Evil Elves died at Once Upon a Town.


Gary Abrams of Evil Elves died at Once Upon a Town.


Jody Dishon of Noble Looters died at Gates of Somerset.


Francisco Peterson of Noble Looters died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Ronald Cruz of Noble Looters died at Once Upon a Town.


Roy Medina of Triumph died at Northern Farm Land.


Carl `Scotty` Kline of Militant Atheists died at Smokey Hills.


Ralph `Breakneck` Brooks of Zombified Piratey Ninjas died at The Pit.


Jefferson Kinlaw of Zombified Piratey Ninjas died at The Pit.


William `Bastard Killr` Soukup of Rabid Groundhogs died at Elmsfield Lake Track.


`Cannibal` Candice Patton of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Ashley `Ashes` Greene of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Carlton Turk of Triumph died at Northern Farm Land.


Sean Gore of Triumph died at Northern Farm Land.


Joseph Adams of Triumph died at Scattered Grounds.


Sarah Kerrigan of Triumph died at Scattered Grounds.


`Awesome-ish` Peter Allen of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Anabel Kinlaw of Electric Dave died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Amber Kirschner of Electric Dave died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Frank Huot of Electric Dave died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Percy Bryant of High Voltage Surprise died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Bobby Donato of Electric Dave died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Ray Defazio of High Voltage Surprise died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Victor Haney of High Voltage Surprise died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


`Plata O Plomo` Veronica Austin of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Lost Oasis.

League Leaders

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Longos Merry Men
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - CurseOfTheBeasts
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Longos Merry Men

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Lobotomizers
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - Electric Dave
Northern Summer League - SuperAwesome VillainsForever!
Elmsfield Summer Classic League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Somerset Deathrace League - PA Eracers



Political Update

Relations between the Slavers and Mutants have deteriorated after a raid on Ernie`s freight, said to contain `Food` for the upcoming Great Shantyville BBQ.



Famous Rides

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Bigshot owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
3. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
4. Ares owned by Overlanders.
5. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
6. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
7. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
8. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Big Shot II owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
11. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
12. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
13. Escort owned by Krashed and Burnt.
14. Hammer 2 owned by PA Racers.
15. Hammer 9 owned by PA Racers.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.