Jul/Aug
2102
Tuskan Raiders Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with Tuskan Raiders taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were Hammerstein.

Joels Bastards Win Somerset Deathrace League

The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were The Last Car, and finishing in third place overall were El Demonios.

Joels Bastards Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Fait Accompli, and finishing in third place overall were Rocky Horror.

El Demonios Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with El Demonios taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Interstate 82, and finishing in third place overall were Mad Hatters.

El Nubnubs Win Northern Summer League

The Northern Summer League finished, with El Nubnubs taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Xena`s Angels, and finishing in third place overall were Somerset Lizards.

Longos Merry Men Win Elmsfield Two Guineas League

The Elmsfield Two Guineas League finished, with Longos Merry Men taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were El Demonios.

Patricia Williams of Interstate 82 died at Gates of Somerset.


Katie Baldwin of El Demonios died at Gates of Texan.


James Iliff of DarkWreckers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Anita Harrison of El Demonios died at Elmsfield Lake Track.


Sharlene Degraffenreid of El Nubnubs died at XoReX Speedway.


Tina Honaker of Garage Boyz died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Ta Ta of Garage Boyz died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Charles Jimenez of Garage Boyz died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Jose `Robo` Warren of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Mae Farfan of Fox Works died at The Pit.


Tony `not very` Strong of Tuskan Raiders died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


William `THE STRANGLER` Sigler of MIDGET KLINGON FORNACATING EMP died at Road to Morgan.


Meagan Warrior of Klingon Battle Cruisers died at Northern Farm Land.


Helen Nguyen of The Last Car died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Joseph Mabe of Power Force died at Gates of Somerset.


Lawrence `Wreaking Ball` Rooney of Joels Bastards died at Elmsfield Lake Track.


Darrell Wilkin of PA Racers died at The Pit.


Jeremy Bright of PA Racers died at The Pit.


Edith Stroup of Three Orange Whips died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Rosalee `the gifted` Ferro of harimau died at Gates of Somerset.


Love Craft of Interstate 82 died at Northern Farm Land.


James Spann of DumDumDoodles died at Blown With the Wind.


Matthew `Gibbon` Gibson of Slaughterhouse: ShatteredNBloo died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Andrew `Dinger` Davis of Slaughterhouse: ShatteredNBloo died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Jerome Allen of Prong died at The Pit.


Timothy Boland of Fox Works died at Smokey Hills.


Thomas Coulter of Machine Gun Morons died at The Dunes Race Course.


Ashlyn Pierce of FireWolf died at Sandy.


Olga `HeavyGuns` Welborn of FireWolf died at Sandy.


Glady Roman of Klingon Battle Cruisers died at Gates of Somerset.


Kasey `Firm Gripped ` Johnson of Steel Vendetta died at Double Down Arena.


Jeffery `Litter Box` House of Steel Vendetta died at Double Down Arena.


Charles `The Tank` Thompson of Steel Vendetta died at Scattered Grounds.



Most Active Gangs

You`ve tired of seeing them on the circuit every time you visit. Every time you leave town, you seem to run into them. But just who are they - who are the most active gangs in Evan right now?

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Birutian Milita. Their most favoured type of event has been the combat, although they have also competed in numerous race events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. firelight taxir us, owned by MIDGET KLINGON FORNACATING EMP.
2. 53rd and 3rd, owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
3. FARMER BUZZER BROWN, owned by MIDGET KLINGON FORNACATING EMP.
4. ELMS FIST, owned by MIDGET KLINGON FORNACATING EMP.
5. traveling man 1, owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.



Prizes Leaderboard

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. El Nubnubs: $445058.
2. Longos Merry Men: $404651.
3. Birutian Milita: $215187.
4. DarkWreckers: $202002.
5. Joels Bastards: $172201.

Political Update

Relations between the Slavers and Mutants have deteriorated after a raid on Ernie`s freight, said to contain `Food` for the upcoming Great Shantyville BBQ.



Dexter`s Best Patrons

The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are:

1. [v]@Xx3D []ut.
2. Beasts of the Lair.
3. Misery Inc..
4. The Purple Foxes.

The heaviest addict in [v]@Xx3D []ut is Shelly Wallace, and her favourite tipple is Alcohol.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.