Jul/Aug
2101
Dirty Lickins Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with Dirty Lickins taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Hammerstein, and finishing in third place overall were Renshai.

Project 51 Win Somerset Deathrace League

The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with Project 51 taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Interstate 82, and finishing in third place overall were The Last Car.

Rocky Horror Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with Rocky Horror taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were The Smith Street Boys, and finishing in third place overall were Fait Accompli.

Anarcho-Pumpkin Privateers Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with Anarcho-Pumpkin Privateers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Mad Hatters, and finishing in third place overall were Joels Bastards.

Project 51 Win Northern Summer League

The Northern Summer League finished, with Project 51 taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Interstate 82, and finishing in third place overall were Somerset Lizards.

Mason `Iron` Cross of Road Rifters died at Gates of Somerset.


Marie `Hot-Lips` Burke of Road Rifters died at Once Upon a Town.


Earl Copland of FireWolf died at Road to Somerset.


Blanca `Cha Cha` Ramirez of The Darkside died at Gates of Texan.


Crystal Clow of Interstate 82 died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Richard `F1` McNamara of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Crystal McNinch of SilverMoon died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Maricela Miller of SilverMoon died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jose Sharp of Power Force died at Blown With the Wind.


Irene `Musical` Musial of Tuskan Raiders died at Northern Farm Land.


Dong Ryder of Interstate 82 died at Northern Farm Land.


Hunter Hunt of Road Rifters died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Ryan `Ouchies` Guzman of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Freddie Allen of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Jessica Lucas of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Somerset.


Eugene Wise of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Victor `J` Lindley of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Ian Alexander of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Gary Bridges of Krashed and Burnt died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Surgeon` Cory Diaz of Power Force died at Double Down Arena.


Joseph `Dead End` Rhodes of Tuskan Raiders died at Northern Farm Land.


Carolyn Tomasini of Prong died at Gates of Firelight.


Chad Carter of Prong died at Acid Land.


Joel `Snifs His Own` Butt of Prong died at Telegraph Road.


John Michel of Exbeefeater died at Pathway to Darkness.


Richard Trotter of Prong died at Interstate Mythos.


Pete James of Tuskan Raiders died at Northern Farm Land.


`His Holiness` Jesus Grace of Blood Roses died at Gates of Somerset.


Wenona `Chirpy` Macaluso of Effys Girls died at The Dunes Race Course.


Prince Hipp of Joels Bastards died at Elmsfield Lake Track.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. THERAPISTS (Somerset): $1185.
2. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $815.
3. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $712.
4. The Last Car (Somerset): $593.
5. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $451.
6. THERAPISTS (Elmsfield): $242.
7. THERAPISTS (Morgan): $124.



Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get: $431924.
2. Project 51: $386512.
3. Road Rifters: $345893.
4. Power Force: $258077.
5. harimau: $195423.

Deathsport Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Dirty Lickins
Evan Deathrace Ladder - blue rock
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - The Transvestite Swarm
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - blue rock

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Summer League - Project 51
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - Rocky Horror
Elmsfield Summer Classic League - Anarcho-Pumpkin Privateers
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Interstate 82
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Anarcho-Pumpkin Privateers
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Dirty Lickins
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Deathrace League - Interstate 82



Political Update

The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy.



Pimp My Rustbucket

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
5. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
6. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
7. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Escort owned by Krashed and Burnt.
11. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
12. M1151 owned by FAQ Crew.
13. Hammer 2 owned by PA Racers.
14. Jackal owned by Devilz Rejectz.
15. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.