Jul/Aug
2097
Dirty Lickins Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with Dirty Lickins taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Hogs of Destiny, and finishing in third place overall were Ring of Fire.

Joels Bastards Win Somerset Deathrace League

The Somerset Deathrace League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Turner, Harvest and Ramirez, and finishing in third place overall were The Vanguards.

San Bernardino HOA Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League finished, with San Bernardino HOA taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were The Vanguards, and finishing in third place overall were Shanty Mob 420.

PA Racers Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were Blood Roses.

Turner, Harvest and Ramirez Win Northern Summer League

The Northern Summer League finished, with Turner, Harvest and Ramirez taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Andrews Ants, and finishing in third place overall were Nadir SkyVengers.

BATTLES OF THE WEEK




The Black Legion runs afoul of the Anarchists of GO FORNICATE YOURSELF!!
A pair of Legion vehicles get chased and ultimately fornicated by the GFY crew
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Joel's Bastards Chase The Raging Scavengers around Shantyville!!
Dust II of the Scavengers gets pelted by Ulysess Grant's Swede but escapes!
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Texan Zombie Truck!!
Interstate 82 and Gand Gerbill fight a Reanimated Rancher in Texan !!!
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Go Fornicate Yourself stares down Napalm Lullaby!!
Four turns in, Napalm Lullaby decides they DON'T Want none!!!
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Anubis Cartel Lorry BOMBs Bombed Luna Road!!
Cars blown 200m away at 237mph!!
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SmokerUDrink,PlayerUGet's Narrow Escape!!
Ambush by Mobsters on Lost Trail!!
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Deathsport Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Rollovers
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Rollovers
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - SkankinPickles
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Waskal Wabbitz

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - PA Racers
Elmsfield Summer Classic League - Joels Bastards
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Dirty Lickins
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - San Bernardino HOA
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Northern Summer League - Hogs of Destiny
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - PA Racers
Somerset Deathrace League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy.



Celebrity Vehicles

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
5. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
6. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
7. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
11. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
12. Jackal owned by Devilz Rejectz.
13. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
14. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
15. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.



David 'Not So' Fair

This month, we caught up with David 'Not So' Fair of Storm Lords, one of Evan`s most skilled large guns specialists.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.