2060
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 Image courtesy of *Rezeak* In this month`s edition of everyone`s favourite newspaper we`re looking at the phoenix. These muscle cars are one of the most common vehicles you`ll see out there in the wastes and there`s a reason for that - these cars are awesome. With an engine bay that can hold a 3.2lv8 engine unexposed, this All-Evanian beauty is one of the most basic and yet versatile vehicles you will ever have in your garage. Kit it out with a Car rifle and Machine gun in the front and you will still have enough room for one gunner and one reload of your choice, and if you`re worried about recoil, dont be! Because this beasty can only hold guns it can handle. Alternatively if being a pansy is what tickles yer fancy you can always put a 3L rotary under the bonnet and use `em for racing in them 3.2l max races.  Image courtesy of *Rezeak* As if you dont want one already, these things also look the business. Based on the Camero 68s of the old world, the sleek bodywork and varying paint designs make this one of the best looking cars in the whole of Evan. The only other thing to be said about this spectacle of a vehicle is that its handling is second to none within vehicles of its class - lighter than the Osprey and less bouncy than the Sunrise - Phoenixes will give you those extra couple of seconds in the corners and will leave your opponents literally eating dust.  Image courtesy of *Rezeak* The only bad thing that can be said about the Pho is that the armour can seem a little thin at times, and it is quite easily thrown off course and onto its roof. That shouldnt be a problem though because you`ll be drivin too fast for any of your enemies to get a clean shot at you!  Image courtesy of Gaurdrail You want one - Jake`s waiting.  Andre Tran of Ragnarok Racing died at The Pit. Richard Fulghum of fluids kastoffs died at Road to Somerset. Waltraud Forest of Hawks Drifters died at Road to Elmsfield. John Hopper of karmagoodian died at Somerset Arena. Floyd Dangelo of MadDogz died at Northern Farm Land. Andrew Carpenter of The Crayons died at Highway to Hell. George Stamps of Loud and Deadly died at Once Upon a Town. Vincent `Dink` Dobbins of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Scattered Grounds. Ricky `Candyman` Garst of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Scattered Grounds. Brent `So-So Saucey` Sosa of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Scattered Grounds. Earl Bond of Badland Brigands died at Sandy. Jamie Novick of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Gates of Texan. Frank Hightower of The Temple Priests died at Road to Elmsfield. Chester Adams of Moral breaker died at Gates of Somerset. Zoila Lewis of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Mark Smith of Angels Of Death died at Road to Elmsfield. Marina Bergman of MADHAT died at Salt Flats Canyon. Joyce Swan of MADHAT died at Salt Flats Canyon. John Meads of MADHAT died at Devils Fingers. Dallas Street of Moving Targets died at Gates of Somerset. Dominque Dacus of Ragnarok Racing died at Northern Farm Land. Kenneth Lemons of Blood and Iron died at Lost Oasis. `Sheepdog` Leonard Ransom of Death Unlimited died at The Pit. `Sir` Jonathan Hampton of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Robert `Colors` McCullough of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Mark `Crackin`` Larkin of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Derrick `sHAKEN` Martinez of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. David `Schlitzkenzie` Schmidt of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Mario `Mr Bill` Wright of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Bill Schroth of Gesta Non Verba died at Northern Farm Land. Carlton `Draught` Tolar of Maxxed Out died at Lost Oasis. Kathy `Ice Pick` Lutz of Ragnarok Racing died at Northern Farm Land. Joan `Rivers` Arnold of Afrika Korps died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. William Clarke of Lake Runners died at Road to Elmsfield. Thomas Scott of Jack of Clubs died at Once Upon a Town. Frank Torpey of Death Unlimited died at Road to Somerset. `Hot` Rod Kimble of Pigs o Porking died at Once Upon a Town. Troy Collins of Guns Gears Getaway died at Acid Land. Terrence Palmer of Guns Gears Getaway died at Acid Land. Pedro Sheets of Blacktop Bandits died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. William Johnson of Blacktop Bandits died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. `Crondog` Connie Blessing of The BAMFs died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. `Devil` Daniel Weber of Cowboys Unlimited died at Elmsfield Lake Track. Jordan `Mr.` French of Coolerheads died at Gates of Somerset. Blair Andre of Andrean Army died at Road to Somerset. Kenneth Colon of Uncle Als Leftovers died at Road to Somerset. Linda Andre of Andrean Army died at Road to Somerset. Adolph Hittle of Lake Runners died at Gates of Somerset. Fernando `Stumpy` Emmanuel of Lake Runners died at Gates of Somerset. `Walrus Breath` Jeffery Barreiro of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Somerset. Johnny `Misses` Jones of Pigs o Porking died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. William Cruz of Pigs o Porking died at Once Upon a Town. Jenna `Big uns` Jamison of Pigs o Porking died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Kathleen Rose of Pigs o Porking died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Robert La of Pigs o Porking died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Austin `Danger` Powers of Headspace and Timing died at Road to Elmsfield. Leroy Messer of Hawks Drifters died at Road to Somerset. Bradley Lyons of Hawks Drifters died at Road to Somerset. Helen Hawkins of Hawks Drifters died at Road to Somerset. Mary Simon of Hawks Drifters died at Road to Somerset. Nancy Warden of Vikingr-CTS- died at Somerset Arena. Erma Jackson of Sand Storm died at Road to Somerset. Michele Putnam of Whiskey Runners died at Telegraph Road. Thomas Takahashi of Lord of Rockets died at Northern Farm Land. Sasha Turner of Hawks Drifters died at Somerset Arena. Nicholas Morin of Hawks Drifters died at Somerset Arena. John Love of Countermand died at Somerset Arena. Rhonda Riggs of Loud and Deadly died at Interstate Mythos. Wanda McNab of Blacktop Bandits died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Michael Corbin of Blacktop Bandits died at Somerset Arena. James Cole of JomsVikings died at Gates of Somerset. Bradley `I Gotta` Woody of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Gates of Somerset. Reginald Grant of fluids needed died at Northern Farm Land. `DR.` Hector Rugg of fluids needed died at Northern Farm Land. Faith `the captan` Kirkland of fluids needed died at Northern Farm Land. Cody Mendoza of fluids needed died at Northern Farm Land. Jeanne Carr of Hawks Drifters died at Somerset Arena. Brian Cary of Roads to Madness died at Oil Slick. John Blood of Vikingr-CTS- died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Roland `Gunslinger` Deschenes of Ragnarok Racing died at Scattered Grounds. Patricia `Wezzers` Snyder of Gesta Non Verba died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night). Richard `Call me` McCall of Gesta Non Verba died at Elmsfield Southern Speed Circuit. George `Bush` Schrader of Afrika Korps died at Acid Land. Richard `Montie` Hall of Afrika Korps died at Acid Land. Phillip `D` Varney of Afrika Korps died at Acid Land. Beatrice `The Bride` Kidder of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Somerset. Kyle `Recon` Steinman of Headspace and Timing died at Gates of Somerset. Bruce `Die Hard` Willis of Headspace and Timing died at Gates of Somerset. Molly Shannon of Ragnarok Racing died at Northern Farm Land. Vicki Hashimoto of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. Marvin `gaye` Perkins of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Gates of Somerset. Scott Cavazos of Meles Meles died at Highway to Hell. Judson Fredette of Meles Meles died at Highway to Hell. John `Metallico` Mohr of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. Andres `Gaylord` Perry of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. William `Wight of the` Barrows of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. `Baby` Bessie Patel of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Somerset. Sheryl `Going` Gray of Coolerheads died at Gates of Somerset. Daryl Cuellar of Death Unlimited died at Road to Somerset. Vito Smith of Death Unlimited died at Road to Somerset. Francisco Gresham of Lake Runners died at Gates of Somerset. `Shake N Bake` Ricky Bobby of Pigs o Porking died at Blown With the Wind. Willie Jones of Pigs o Porking died at Blown With the Wind. Keith `Runner` Marcos of 88 MPH died at Road to Somerset. Theodore Graf of Death Unlimited died at Gates of Somerset. Florence `Flossie` Cole of Blacktop Bandits died at Lost Oasis. Ezekiel `Zeke` Cogburn of Cowboys Unlimited died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2. Martin Young of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Gates of Somerset. Craig Craddock of Loud and Deadly died at Lost Oasis. Wally Whitehair of Loud and Deadly died at Lost Oasis. Gabriel Andre of Andrean Army died at Highway to Hell. Charles Stjohn of MADHAT died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Eric `Cowboy` Pietrzak of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Somerset Rally Circuit. `Bender` Timothy Benda of The Crayons died at Double Down Arena. Horace Hickey of King of Clubs died at Somerset Arena. Pearl `Necklace` Taylor of Nougat died at Road to Elmsfield. William Delacruz of Loud and Deadly died at Highway to Hell. `SOS` May Day of The Rat Pack died at Canyon Joust. Beverly Taylor of JomsVikings died at Road to Somerset. Martha Givens of Badland Brigands died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Ashlee `Raging` Ruiz of Flaming Engines died at Gates of Somerset. `Dame` Jessica Crumbley of Road Templars died at Double Down Arena. William Kern of MADHAT died at Northern Farm Land. Ethel McMillan of MADHAT died at Northern Farm Land. Debbie `Fox` Hunt of Whiskey Runners died at Scattered Grounds. Devon Gavin of Lake Runners died at Once Upon a Town. Dick Rubin of Rusty Nails died at Road to Elmsfield. Linda `Lazy` Lynn of Flaming Engines died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. Amelia Hayden of Maxxed Out died at Somerset Arena. James Morgan of Loud and Deadly died at Gates of Somerset. Mercy Slaughter of Sasquatch Militia died at Northern Farm Land. Elvis Slaughter of Sasquatch Militia died at Northern Farm Land. Alicia Anthony of Flaming Engines died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Robert `Colors` McCullough of You Need Somebody to Hate died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Matthew `Munster` Murch of You Need Somebody to Hate died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. `Sir` Steven Aguiar of Road Templars died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Robert `New Guy` Young of Road Templars died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `Sir` Eric Salter of Road Templars died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Michelle Just of Road Templars died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `Sir` Ronald Kidwell of Road Templars died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `Sir` Robert Siegle of Road Templars died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Robert White of Road Templars died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `Mutie` Joseph Bradford of Road Templars died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Alicia Wallace of Road Templars died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `Dame` Cheryl Sorenson of Road Templars died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Barbara `Goodie Goodie` Goudy of You Need Somebody to Hate died at Northern Farm Land. `Papa` Pedro Ferguson of Blood and Iron died at The Pit. Ronald `Micky` Cohen of Blood and Iron died at The Pit. David `Daring` Lockwood of Blood and Iron died at Northern Farm Land. Mark Chang of Blood and Iron died at Northern Farm Land. James `Moonshine` Brewer of Blood and Iron died at Northern Farm Land. Joan `Ice Cold` Corona of Blood and Iron died at Northern Farm Land. Victor Prins of The Rat Pack died at Canyon Joust. Mike Correia of Insanity Inc died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night). Paul Greenberg of 69th Battalion died at Road to Somerset. Edna Watts of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Northern Farm Land. Scott Hoffman of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Northern Farm Land. Joey Goodman of 69th Battalion died at Blown With the Wind. Ian Constantino of Roads to Madness died at Inside Somerset. Richard `Hates Ta` Cooke of Pigs o Porking died at Gates of Somerset. Jon Jackson of JomsVikings died at Double Down Arena. John Seiber of an0maly -CI- died at Inside Somerset. Lewis Clark of Ragnarok Racing died at Spooky Forest. Richard Head of The Rat Pack died at Gates of Texan. Matthew `General` Montgomery of Blood and Iron died at Pathway to Darkness. Charles Kain of The Rat Pack died at Oil Slick. Gustavo McCaskill of Scarzams Scramblers died at Gates of Somerset. James Mason of You Need Somebody to Hate died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Barrett Wright of Bandicoots died at Lost Oasis. Gary Quintero of Meles Meles died at Double Down Arena. `Jig Saw` Jennifer Harvey of an0maly -CI- died at Shantyville. Marlene `Poison` Ivey of Freewheel Burning died at Lost Trail: Dead River. Latoya `Patsy` Clyne of Freewheel Burning died at Lost Trail: Dead River. Jennifer `Stations` Battle of Freewheel Burning died at Lost Trail: Dead River. `Ens.` Martha Jacobs of Hessians died at Elmsfield Hills Rally Circuit. Thomas `Phlogiston` Logston of Freewheel Burning died at Inside Somerset. Brandon Gilreath of Liars and Thieves died at Gates of Somerset. John Brenner of Blacktop Bandits died at Northern Farm Land. Martha Yancey of JomsVikings died at Gates of Somerset. John `Mister` Anderson of Freewheel Burning died at Dead man`s Road. Robert `Steven` Siegel of Freewheel Burning died at Dead man`s Road. Alexander `Avg` Coats of Rogue Traders died at Telegraph Road. Louis Helton of Lake Runners died at Pathway to Darkness. Jason Voorhees of Awefense Racing died at Gates of Somerset. Aaron `Too Tall` Jones of Scarzams Dragoons died at Northern Speedway. Betty Vinson of Blacktop Bandits died at Interstate Mythos. Brandon `Sleek` Lowery of Flaming Engines died at Road to Somerset. William `No Relation` Hylton of Maxxed Out died at Scattered Grounds. Pierre Charlebois of Lake Runners died at Interstate Mythos. John Betancourt of Lake Runners died at Interstate Mythos. Robert Jeffcoat of Midville MONDOs died at Road to Elmsfield. Frances Shelton of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. James Webb of Maxxed Out died at Road to Somerset. Walter Xiong of Lake Runners died at Gates of Somerset. Jack Jackson of Lake Runners died at Gates of Somerset. Mattie Sturges of Mongrelz died at Northern Desert Circuit. 1. Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS- (Shantyville): $1040. |
 As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues: Evan Race Ladder - -^-HellRazors-^- In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are: Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards The Somerset Acrobatic Division - SAD - of Gesta Non Verba have been at it again. This time apparently practicing for the vault event at Lost Oasis.          Images courtesy of *Rezeak* Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants. The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets? 1. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars. If yer lookin` for custom paint and don`t have the money or good sense to talk ta one o` the more professional gangs around here, then look no further! GTO`s Paint-N-Body is the place for you! Paintwork by request   |
