Jul/Aug
2046
Zen Psychotics Win Northern Summer League

The Northern Summer League finished, with Zen Psychotics taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Order of the Marxbruders, and finishing in third place overall were Advanced Race Labs.

Tiny Rally shows that big is not always better

By Nekojin

The roads of Evan recently saw the first in a planned series of cross country events.

Named The Tiny Rally, the plan was to make a cross-country run from Somerset to the Badlands Truck Stop using nothing but compact cars or Offroad Buggies. It got off to a roaring start, with eight participants see right for list of gangs who entered.



The first leg of the event was quite successful, starting with a complete getaway from the Apocalypse Rising gang on the route known as Interstate Mythos. Undeterred, Apocalypse tried again nearer to Gateway: the racers managed to put up an astounding performance with only one casualty - Not a Decoy, of the Cats Laughing, after attempting to take out one of the other competitors in an ill-fated stunt, surrendered to the raiders when it became evident that he would not be able to escape. The Lord Laughter of Mans Laughter, on the other hand, showed just what a Cadrona can do, reaching a top speed of 146 MPH before escaping.

When the Tiny Rally racers finally reached the Gateway Truck Stop, they were ambushed by Death or Taxes, but managed to easily evade their clumsy attempts. The River Bandits` Cadrona, Bandit Rally, was the first car through the gates of Gateway.




After resting, refueling, and repairing, the Tiny Rally was detoured to Elmsfield instead of Badlands, due to a rash of bandit road destruction along the Gateway - Badlands stretch. This turned out to be fortunate, as the trip from Gateway to Elmsfield went without a hitch, with no bandits in sight for the entire trip.

A few more images from the Rally:







Stay tuned for news about the upcoming event, the Great Estate Escape, a rally for Estates from Elmsfield all the way to Firelight!

David Hillman of We B Right died at Road to Elmsfield.


Richard Marin of Advanced Race Labs died at Gateway, The Trench.


Hunter `Slick` Ford of The Untouchables died at Road to Somerset.


Eric Coleman of MADHAT died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Bruce McReynolds of AnimalFarm died at Road to Elmsfield.


Katherine Thorn of AnimalFarm died at Road to Elmsfield.


Mary `Wrench` Colon of 1st Viking Squad died at Gates of Somerset.


James Rivera of tennis died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Michele `Browning` Hamilton of Advanced Research Labs died at Scattered Grounds.


Joseph Christmas of Advanced Research Labs died at Scattered Grounds.


Peter Dehaven of Advanced Race Labs died at Scattered Grounds.


John Coleman of Advanced Research Labs died at Scattered Grounds.


`Im Rich Bitch` Dave Chappelle of Advanced Research Labs died at Scattered Grounds.


Daniel `T` Cobb of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Interstate Mythos.


Ashley `Spot` Wicker of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Interstate Mythos.


`PrinceOf Pain` Paul Hoover of The Untouchables died at Pathway to Darkness.


Cecil `Hub` Capps of Canis Lupus died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Michael Kobayashi of Vault Dwellers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Stella Williams of Vault Dwellers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Daniel Jackson of Vault Dwellers died at Interstate Mythos.


Christoper `Kit` Coady of We B Right died at Lost Oasis.


`Quickdraw` Margaret Riddle of The Untouchables died at Lost Oasis.


Raymond `PG` Allen of We B Right died at Lost Oasis.


Brenda Butler of Jacks Gunslingers died at Highway to Hell.


`Rae` Dawn Long of We B Right died at Highway to Hell.


Andrew Jones of We B Right died at Highway to Hell.


Debra Richardson of Battalion de San Patricio died at Once Upon a Town.


Brian Washington of The Rangefinders died at Road to Somerset.


Duane `The Baker` Baggett of Produce_Vendors died at Lost Oasis.


Wanda Wafer of Cap distributor died at Road to Elmsfield.


Theo `Toddler` Makepeace of War Hippies died at Road to Somerset.


Samuel McLaughlin of The Ghosts died at Blown With the Wind.


Oscar Tamez of The Ghosts died at Blown With the Wind.


Alpha Horton of The Ghosts died at Blown With the Wind.


Brett Haase of The Ghosts died at Blown With the Wind.


Martin Wooton of The Ghosts died at Blown With the Wind.


James Cameron of The Ghosts died at Blown With the Wind.


`Sir` Taylor Beattie of Lattes Raiders died at Scattered Grounds.


Derek `Dick` Clever of War Hippies died at Scattered Grounds.


Vernon `Bolton` Aguilar of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Scattered Hills.


Heath Jones of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset.


Glenda `Deadeye` Timmins of Red Knights died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Michael Cunningham of Jacks Gunslingers died at Scattered Hills.


Michael `Rock` Ricks of GovermantResistance died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Tommie `Larg` Jones of GovermantResistance died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Cracker` James Folse of GovermantResistance died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


George Becker of GovermantResistance died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Shawn Cronin of GovermantResistance died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Louella `GoldenEYE` Nolan of GovermantResistance died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Quentin Gale of GovermantResistance died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Cornelius Humphrey of Road Lords died at Scattered Grounds.


Helen Hale of Road Lords died at Scattered Grounds.


Carolyn Hux of Road Lords died at Scattered Grounds.


Irene Singer of Road Lords died at Scattered Grounds.


William McQuillen of Road Lords died at Scattered Grounds.


Jason `Catter` Rawlings of We B Right died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Henry `Hank` Melton of We B Right died at Interstate Mythos.


Angela `Tita` Fuentes of We B Right died at Interstate Mythos.


James `JJ` Sedillo of We B Right died at Interstate Mythos.


Donald `barfie` Barfield of Jacks Gunslingers died at Blown With the Wind.


Willie Nelson of Jacks Gunslingers died at Blown With the Wind.


Josephine Hull of Vault Dwellers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Charles `Hubcap` Black of Knights Of Cydonia died at Interstate Mythos.


Susan Ambriz of The Panthers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Kristin `Bad Neighbor` Rogers of Zen Psychotics died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Tony Murphy of The Untouchables died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Karen Scarbrough of Red Knights died at Highway to Hell.


Russell Pitts of Red Knights died at Highway to Hell.


`Mech` Christian Leonard of GovermantResistance died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Elizabeth Persaud of Vigilante Sun died at Gates of Somerset.


`Jolly` Jack Phillips of We B Right died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


David Grayson of We B Right died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`Mistress` Julie Morris of The Panthers died at Gates of Somerset.


Brigitte `Bristol` Fogleman of War Hippies died at Northern Farm Land.


Bertha Harris of The Forsaken died at Northern Farm Land.


Carlita `Black Cloud` Houston of Geriatric Anarchists died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Allan Poe of Wasteland Extravaganza died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


James `Fish` Karp of 88 MPH died at Road to Somerset.


Jesus Jimenez of Road Lords died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Raymond `Solo` Fajardo of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Gates of Somerset.


Gertrude `F1` Montoya of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Gates of Somerset.


Joseph `Fearless` Faulkner of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Gates of Somerset.


Hal `Shot` Adams of War Hippies died at Scattered Grounds.


Harold Arrington of Les Loups Gris died at Northern Farm Land.


David `MR` Goodman of We B Right died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Michael Booth of MADHAT died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Cary Jordan of MADHAT died at Gates of Somerset.


Tony `The Terror` Walker of The Forsaken died at Highway to Hell.


`Dead Eye` Dorothy Lord of The Forsaken died at Highway to Hell.


Marie `.50 Cal` Fernandez of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Once Upon a Town.


Ronald `Randy` Radford of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Once Upon a Town.


Jacqueline `Rouen` Rolon of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Scattered Grounds.


Francine `Sid` James of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Scattered Grounds.


Ruth `Waynette` Chauvin of Ricky Ranjits Raiders died at Scattered Grounds.


Steven `Honey` Meade of Produce_Vendors died at Once Upon a Town.


`Tricky` Richard Davis of Produce_Vendors died at Once Upon a Town.


Lester `Huntin` Lodge of Produce_Vendors died at Once Upon a Town.


`Roll Out` Alma Barrows of Produce_Vendors died at Once Upon a Town.


Val Ham of Produce_Vendors died at Once Upon a Town.


Dale `Earn` Miller of We B Right died at Interstate Mythos.


Donald `Prince` Leahy of We B Right died at Interstate Mythos.


Frederick Nesbitt of AnimalFarm died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Edna Lirette of We B Right died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Miguel Hyman of Vigilante Sun died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Eddie `The King` Bober of The Cosmic Kids died at Spooky Forest.


John `What You Say` Poole of The Cosmic Kids died at Spooky Forest.


Jeffrey Colon of LESS THAN JAKES died at Sandy.


`Cowboy` Jessie James of Red Knights died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Jedi Master` Luke Skiba of Red Knights died at Highway to Hell.


John Gurley of Death Storm Militia died at Interstate Mythos.


William `Fast Billy` Weston of Cats Laughing died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Helen `Highwater` Lopez of We B Right died at Gates of Somerset.


Kevin Bowler of Justice Delivered died at Once Upon a Town.


`Idlin`` Joseph Allen of Drive Backwards BFFs died at Gateway Interstate Figure 8.



Big Earners on the Track

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Jacks Gunslingers: $1242615.
2. Vigilante Sun: $637228.
3. Ricky Ranjits Raiders: $473338.
4. The Vanguards: $446816.
5. The Panthers: $111866.

Participants in the Tiny Rally

Wasteland Extravaganza
Termight II, a Cadrona with Rollcage

Mans Laughter
Lord Laughter, a Cadrona with Rollcage

River Bandits
Bandit Rally, a Cadrona with Rollcage

Harlequins Fortune
Cadrona Blitz, a Cadrona with Rollcage

Cats Laughing
Not a Decoy, a Sonic

The 4saken
Ghost Dancer, an Offroad Buggy

Produce Vendors
Hometown Honey, an Offroad Buggy

Gun Wolves
Little Bugga, a Sonic



League Leaders

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Somerset Combat League - Zen Psychotics
Somerset Deathrace League - Advanced Race Labs
Somerset Race League - Advanced Race Labs
Evan Race Ladder - Cats Laughing
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Vault Dwellers
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Drive Backwards BFFs

There is currently one minor league in progress also:

Northern Summer League - Zen Psychotics

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla.