May/Jun
2115
Joels Bastards Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Rocky Horror, and finishing in third place overall were Somerset Lizards.

`Brickbuster` Sandra Bernal of Paceys Raiders died at Acid Land.


Rachell Schock of Anarchisten died at The Pit.


Valarie Stark of Anarchisten died at The Pit.


Dwayne `The Rock` Johnson of Beard Inc . died at Serpentine Road.


Jude `Judas` Priest of Beard Inc . died at Serpentine Road.


Jonathon McLeroy of Guardian Alliance died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Stephanie Vance of Wild Runners died at Interstate Mythos.


Alvin `Joker` Riddle of Slaughterhouse: Bloody Remains died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Hannah Morrissette of Wild Runners died at Once Upon a Town.


Windy Bramble of Bramble Ind died at Road to Morgan.


`Scrap Heap` David Webb of Guardian Alliance died at Gates of Somerset.


Willie `Whirlwind` Ramos of Paceys Raiders died at Bombed Luna Road.


Amos Mark of House Tenibris died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Albert `Round-up` Simms of Paceys Raiders died at Shantyville.


Richard `Hostile` Hostetler of Slaughterhouse: Bloody Remains died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Zachary Bethel of Sandrats died at The Pit.


Patrick Wolf of Anarchisten died at Burning Skies.


Xiao Zhou of Slaughterhouse: Bloody Remains died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


George `Gunther` Gunther of Slaughterhouse: Bloody Remains died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Wynona `Peacemaker` Earp of Beard Inc . died at Gates of Firelight.


Isabel Brenner of Anarchisten died at Blown With the Wind.


Hal Bramble of Bramble Ind died at Northern Farm Land.


Daniel `Food Truck` Chatham of Paceys Raiders died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Rosetta `Stone` Baker of Bullet Boys died at Road to Elmsfield.


`Tricky` Tara Horn of Bullet Boys died at Road to Elmsfield.



Big Time Professional

In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been Guardian Alliance, having competed in 2 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?

Most Active Gangs

As part of our occasional roundup of the most busy gangs in Evan right now, we can report the following.

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Guardian Alliance. Their most favoured type of event has been the combat.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. ELMS FIST, owned by McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS.
2. Slaughterhouse Rules, owned by Slaughterhouse: Bloody Remains.
3. NOOBINATORS, owned by McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS.
4. SCT 079, owned by Edwins Bedouins.
5. Valiant Trader, owned by The Vanguards.



Sandrats Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Sandrats taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Beard Inc ., and finishing in third place overall were Lattes Raiders.

Big Earners on the Track

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Edwins Bedouins: $720500.
2. Wild Runners: $568900.
3. The Vanguards: $437224.
4. Guardian Alliance: $332205.
5. Anarchisten: $149672.

Evan Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Bramble Ind
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Sandrats

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Spring Challenge League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Sandrats
Northern Paintball League - Sandrats



Political Update

Relations between the mutants and anarchists are reported to be at an all-time high following the announcement of an arranged marriage between the daughter of a high-ranking member of Sabretooth with one of Mad Mac`s sons.



Pimp My Rustbucket

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Bigshot owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
3. EYE OF DEATH owned by McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS.
4. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
5. Ares owned by Overlanders.
6. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
7. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
8. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
9. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
10. Big Shot II owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
11. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
12. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
13. Hammer 2 owned by PA Racers.
14. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
15. Hammer 9 owned by PA Racers.



Tarsha Guerra

This month, we caught up with Tarsha Guerra of The Salthill Sluggerz, one of Evan`s most skilled drivers.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.