May/Jun
2109
Joels Bastards Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were PA Eracers, and finishing in third place overall were Tusio.

Marsha Francis of PA Eracers died at The Dunes Race Course.


Thomas Devine of Chaos Cabal died at Gates of Somerset.


Lawrence Watson of Wolf.co died at Gates of Somerset.


John Rounds of Rabid Groundhogs died at Pathway to Darkness.


Joshua Bolanos of Rabid Groundhogs died at Pathway to Darkness.


Jay Smith of friendly old auto duelists died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Mathew Bryant of Triumph died at Road to Somerset.


Valerie `Starlet` Allen of Blood and Iron died at Outback of Nowhere.


`Useless` Sara Whitehair of Renshai died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`Happy` Sue Long of Mercykillers died at The Pit.


Sal Belmont of friendly old auto duelists died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Tony Stark of Triumph died at Lost Oasis.


Vivian Smith of Triumph died at Lost Oasis.


`Quick Gun` Jayne Dunn of El Nubnubs died at Great Southern Desert.


Richard Million of Triumph died at Lost Oasis.


Christine Tabb of Wann wirst du sterben died at Northern Speedway.


Chad `Gobstopper` Godby of Blood and Iron died at Serpentine Road.


Salvador West of Triumph died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Michael Martin of CurseOfTheBeasts died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Rocco `Joker` Turley of Mountain Goats died at Scattered Grounds.


Joseph Gale of friendly old auto duelists died at Northern Desert Circuit.


`Polished` Sterling Silva of Militant Atheists died at Gates of Somerset.


Karen Jackson of Triumph died at Once Upon a Town.


Michael Cooper of Triumph died at Once Upon a Town.


Paul Keller of friendly old auto duelists died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Roy Cadena of Clan Hammer died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Arthur Franklin of Triumph died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Chris Rodriguez of Triumph died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


William Thurman of friendly old auto duelists died at Bombed Luna Road.


Carlos Weis of Unicycle Boyz died at Serpentine Road.


Diana Davis of Unicycle Boyz died at Serpentine Road.


Brian Maya of Unicycle Boyz died at Serpentine Road.


Roland Valdez of Mountain Goats died at Forever Yellow Skies.


`D` Dwayne Hall of Militant Atheists died at Acid Land.


`Dame Mistress` Laura Tierney of Blood and Iron died at Road to Somerset.


Bruce Wayne of Triumph died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Abigail Spencer of The Purple Foxes died at Northern Farm Land.


Mark Darbonne of Triumph died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Michael Thompson of Triumph died at Road to Somerset.


Norris Jones of Renshai died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`Oddly Swell` Ellsworth Larsen of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Texan.


Samuel Dick of Wann wirst du sterben died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Gina Tower of Rabid Groundhogs died at Interstate Mythos.


Darlene Dimaggio of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Jack Stidham of Mooses Mice died at Gates of Somerset.


Deborah `Bally` Leverette of harimau died at Gates of Somerset.


Raymond Peterson of Exbeefeater died at Highway to Hell.



Fait Accompli Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Fait Accompli taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Lattes Raiders, and finishing in third place overall were Road Assassins.

Movers and $hakers


 

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. harimau: $443868.
2. friendly old auto duelists : $352716.
3. Militant Atheists: $222100.
4. Electric Dave: $203453.
5. Open Boats: $182601.

Yeah Baby!
Leagues Roundup

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Longos Merry Men
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - CurseOfTheBeasts
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Longos Merry Men

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Somerset Spring Challenge League - Joels Bastards
Northern Paintball League - Fait Accompli
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Lobotomizers
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Blood and Iron
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

Relations betweens the Civs and Reds have soured following several high-profile Civ attacks on Red refugee transports.



Famous Rides

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Bigshot owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
3. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
4. Ares owned by Overlanders.
5. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
6. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
7. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
8. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Big Shot II owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
11. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
12. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
13. Escort owned by Krashed and Burnt.
14. Hammer 2 owned by PA Racers.
15. Hammer 9 owned by PA Racers.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.