May/Jun
2101
Joels Bastards Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Longos Merry Men, and finishing in third place overall were Project 50.

`Wild` Willie Duran of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Daniel Holley of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Robert `Robo` McCann of Prong died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


John `Vindaloo` Curry of The Transvestite Swarm died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Alvaro `Crazy` Kramer of The Last Car died at The Dunes Race Course.


Francisco Houle of THERAPISTS died at Gates of Morgan.


John Strong of The Last Car died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Claudia Hughley of Scrap Samurais died at Road to Somerset.


Geraldine Stogner of SilverMoon died at Highway to Hell.


Taylor Batista of Prong died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


James Brown of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Houston `Mechanic` Escobedo of ThunderDrifters died at Road to Somerset.


`World Champ` Fernando Alonso of Tuskan Raiders died at Gates of Somerset.


Taylor Arnold of SilverMoon died at Gates of Somerset.


Rosa Barreto of Interstate 82 died at Blown With the Wind.


Juana MacGregor of PA Racers died at Gates of Firelight.


Anna Card of Interstate 82 died at Northern Farm Land.


George `The Animal` Powers of Dirty Lickins died at Acid Land.


Wanda Pollard of Dirty Lickins died at Acid Land.


William White of Dirty Lickins died at Acid Land.


Roland Moreau of Power Force died at Sandy.


Kevin Lusk of Power Force died at Sandy.


Clara Gonzales of the lostssss died at Road to Somerset.


Steve Phelps of the lostssss died at Road to Somerset.


Joel `Has The` Pyles of Prong died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Thomas Rosa of Prong died at Gates of Somerset.


Dale Smith of Krashed and Burnt died at Broken Hill.



Longos Merry Men Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Longos Merry Men taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Alpha Omega Racing, and finishing in third place overall were Somerset Cowboys.
Deathsport Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Dirty Lickins
Evan Deathrace Ladder - blue rock
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - The Transvestite Swarm
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - blue rock

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Spring Challenge League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Anarcho-Pumpkin Privateers
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Dirty Lickins
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Interstate 82
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Northern Paintball League - Alpha Omega Racing



Political Update

Due to a diplomatic incident following allegations of the hoarding of essential medicines for personal profit, relations have soured between the Civs and the Merchants.



Pimp My Rustbucket

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
5. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
6. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
7. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Escort owned by Krashed and Burnt.
11. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
12. M1151 owned by FAQ Crew.
13. Hammer 2 owned by PA Racers.
14. Jackal owned by Devilz Rejectz.
15. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.



Donald Duck

One of today`s most famous gunners is a member of Sdcb Suckers - we are referring of course to Donald Duck.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.