2060
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 Image courtesy of JeeTeeOh This month well be taking a look at the sonic. Its got two doors until you get shot, that is an engine bay big enough to fit 1.2 Litres of petrol burnin steel. With that engine you wont be breaking any land-speed records with yer top speeds but its acceleration is crazy fast. It reaches 0-60 in 1.43563498 seconds ish. This car will also turn on a dime, which is essential considering you will wanna be switching up your armour facing every few seconds to stop yerself from being on the wrong end of a car rifle bullet, yowch. Straight from the shop these plucky lil machines will have four seats. Although if you wanna survive out there in them wastelands you`ll be wantin to strip them back seats out to make room for a gun. Once youve made some room, the Sonic can usually hold any 20 bulk weapon. Might not seem like much but get yourself one of them fancy flechette guns and you`ll be poppin heads off them pirate scums in no time at all.  Image courtesy of *Rezeak*  Image courtesy of JeeTeeOh Sturdy, speedy and agile. These things make the not-so-perfect support car. But if you want something cheap that you know you cant rely on, head down to Jakes today and snap up one of these bargain buys.  Image courtesy of *Rezeak*  Jaunita Aragon of Insanity Inc died at Road to Elmsfield. Marilyn Sanchez of Insanity Inc died at Road to Elmsfield. Jaime Schlegel of Dreadnoughts died at Blown With the Wind. Harold Dobbins of Dreadnoughts died at Blown With the Wind. Michael `MJ` Jones of Sand Storm died at Northern Farm Land. Lloyd `Dobbler` Meadows of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Lamont `Cowboy` Bateman of Ragnarok Racing died at Forever Yellow Skies. Christian `Smoking A` Dube of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. Jesus Brown of Moral breaker died at Gates of Somerset. Maureen Kozlowski of Moral breaker died at Gates of Somerset. Theresa McCoy of MADHAT died at Northern Farm Land. Jack Apodaca of MADHAT died at Northern Farm Land. `Sir` Rodrick Shelton of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Gates of Somerset. Nicholas `da cage` Harlow of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Gates of Somerset. Theodore `dan the man` Danner of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Gates of Somerset. Ginger `Baby Girl` Garrison of Heathen Snakes died at Sandy. John Garcia of Montalia died at Once Upon a Town. Danny Lehmann of JomsVikings died at Gates of Somerset. Amelia `The Rat` Rollins of Black Bullet Militia died at Northern Farm Land. Susan Rogers of Monkey Wrenches died at The Pits. Van Delorme of JomsVikings died at Lost Oasis. Thomas Anderson of JomsVikings died at Road to Somerset. Hans Sollars of Hawks Drifters died at Interstate Mythos. Donald Hewitt of BibleThumpers Anonymous died at Pathway to Darkness. Bob Boyd of BibleThumpers Anonymous died at Road to Elmsfield. Forrest `Sunglass` Grant of Ragnarok Racing died at The Pit. `Sandman` James Lawrence of Maxxed Out died at Highway to Hell. Gracie `Gracerita` Grace of The BAMFs died at Lonesome Highway. Ida Leonard of The BAMFs died at Lonesome Highway. John `Mountain` Hermann of Gearjammers died at Gates of Somerset. Tia `Snow` White of Port Kar Renagades died at Road to Somerset. Mary Green of Angels Of Death died at Road to Somerset. Danika Patrick of Garage Boyz died at Northern Desert Circuit. Richard Sanchez of Loud and Deadly died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Don Crepeau of JomsVikings died at Road to Somerset. Daniel Eagan of Whiskey Runners died at Scattered Grounds. Therese `Cum` Shields of Pigs o Porking died at Road to Somerset. Mabel `May Belle` Thompson of Blacktop Bandits died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. Bryan Jackson of Insanity Inc died at Lost Oasis. Robert Maxon of Angels Of Death died at Road to Somerset. `General` Lee Klar of PA Racers died at Once Upon a Town. Charles Brown of BBiscuts died at Once Upon a Town. Destiny Slaughter of Sasquatch Militia died at Highway to Hell. Bruno Hoppe of MADHAT died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Jerry `Shakes` Quinn of Ragnarok Racing died at Northern Farm Land. Elisa Anderson of Sand Storm died at Road to Somerset. Thomas Metcalf of BibleThumpers Anonymous died at Road to Somerset. Rhonda Allen of JomsVikings died at Road to Somerset. Terry Gurney of JomsVikings died at Lost Oasis. Kelly Beard of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Salt Flats Canyon. Douglas `gone` Gray of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Gates of Somerset. Leroy `bert` Lancaster of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Gates of Somerset. Jeffery `mount` Everett of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Gates of Somerset. Jessica Mays of JomsVikings died at Road to Somerset. David `5th o BV` Diaz of Pigs o Porking died at Road to Somerset. Nick `It`s too cold` Anderson of Pigs o Porking died at Road to Elmsfield. Wendy Brooks of Joels Bastards died at Double Down Arena. Robert Corwin of Blood and Iron died at Double Down Arena. Brain Patty of Rusty Nails died at Road to Somerset. Jennifer Hawkins of Monkey Wrenches died at The Pit. John Wilhite of The Crayons died at Gates of Somerset. Michelle Riggs of Hawks Drifters died at Road to Somerset. Lyle Fegan of Meles Meles died at Once Upon a Town. Jeffrey Davis of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset. Tonya Coons of Mongrelz died at Northern Desert Circuit. Dana Reed of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset. Frederick Minor of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset. Wesley Eichelberger of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset. Anita `MILD` Painter of Afrika Korps died at Road to Elmsfield. Tula `Babycakes` Perrotta of Guns Gears Getaway died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Robert `Scarecrow` Lippincott of Cowboys Unlimited died at Once Upon a Town. Peter Andre of Andrean Army died at Blown With the Wind. Marion Wilson of Harrys Hippos died at Ring of Death Arena. Sandra Silver of Rogue Mendicants died at Gates of Somerset. Timothy Singleton of Badland Brigands died at Gates of Somerset. Beverly Tankersley of Kidney Thieves died at Gates of Somerset. Frederick Poole of Loud and Deadly died at Once Upon a Town. Maxine Thomas of Andrew`s Ants died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night). Karen Ragland of Loud and Deadly died at Double Down Arena. Israel `Rogue State` Smith of Maxxed Out died at Salt Flats Canyon. Carol Dee of Blacktop Bandits died at Northern Farm Land. Ricardo `Lamborghini ` Gallardo of Gesta Non Verba died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Margaret `Cookie` Crook of Blood and Iron died at Northern Farm Land. `Krayzie` Kathryn Ramirez of Blood and Iron died at Northern Farm Land. Richard `Warcrafter` Ashcraft of Death Unlimited died at Gateway Interstate Circuit. Mary Picard of Roads to Madness died at Northern Farm Land. Stephanie Weiss of Roads to Madness died at Northern Farm Land. `Marvelous` Marvin Higgins of Renshai died at Pathway to Darkness. Allen Marshall of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Gates of Somerset. Paul Ramirez of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Gates of Somerset. Linda `blair` Davis of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Gates of Somerset. David `GoldenFingers` Gilmour of Renshai died at Gates of Somerset. Alyce `Off the Cuff` Cuffie of Street Pizza died at Acid Land. Alfonso `Pizza Man` Pizzo of Street Pizza died at Acid Land. Robert Carey of Insanity Inc died at Gates of Somerset. `Alright` Paul Albright of Crazy Canucks died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Cheryl `Shining` Bright of Blood and Iron died at Northern Farm Land. Doris `Java` Coffey of Blood and Iron died at Northern Farm Land. Johnathan Rodriguez of The Hellions died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Kathi Robinson of fluids kastoffs died at Once Upon a Town. Wm Slaughter of Sasquatch Militia died at Gates of Somerset. John Farrar of MADHAT died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Joseph Box of fluids needed died at Road to Somerset. Clark Rucker of fluids needed died at Gates of Somerset. Joe Lyke of fluids needed died at Gates of Somerset. Martin Cox of Blacktop Bandits died at Northern Farm Land. Paul King of Insanity Inc died at Gates of Somerset. Dallas Slaughter of Sasquatch Militia died at Road to Somerset. Leighann `Slay-Em` Sande of Freewheel Burning died at The Pit. Guillermo Ledoux of Road Lords died at Elmsfield Lake Track. `Miss` Mittie Rogers of Ragnarok Racing died at Pathway to Darkness. Natasha Andre of Andrean Army died at Northern Farm Land. Karen Newton of Hawks Drifters died at Road to Elmsfield. Brett Lewis of JomsVikings died at Lost Oasis. Randal Brady of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Somerset. Jeremy `Cruise` Irons of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Somerset. Herbert Jacobs of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Gates of Somerset. Richard Cole of CCR Poor Boys died at Gates of Somerset. Nathan Reeves of Blacktop Bandits died at Double Down Arena. `Bossy` Ross Sandusky of Crazy Canucks died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Jose Gomez of Road Lords died at Somerset Rally Circuit. `Pretty Boy` Roy Jansen of Carrion Crows died at Highway to Hell. Clara Singleton of JomsVikings died at Blown With the Wind. Sean Allen of Avenged Sevenfold died at Forever Yellow Skies. Roy Stanford of Avenged Sevenfold died at Forever Yellow Skies. Edward Dorgan of Avenged Sevenfold died at Forever Yellow Skies. Amber Springs of Hippy Chicks died at Gates of Somerset. Maryann Warner of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at The Maze. John Harrington of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Somerset. Mary `Mav` Vega of Cowboys Unlimited died at Gates of Somerset. Antonina `Hot Mama` Hill of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. James `El Muerto` Rodriguez of Cowboys Unlimited died at Gates of Somerset. Freddie Diaz of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Gates of Somerset. Randall Parvin of 12th Street Bangers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Leticia `Horribly` Lovely of Death Unlimited died at Road to Somerset. `Dosed Up` Wade Hendrickson of Death Unlimited died at The Pit. James `Apple Tree` Washington of Death Unlimited died at The Pit. Daysi `gang bang` Yao of Lake Runners died at Northern Farm Land. `SgtMaj` Felicia Duran of Hessians died at Via Rupta. Charles McGee of Maxxed Out died at Road to Elmsfield. Elizabeth `Dizzy Lizzy` Jenkins of Scarzams Dragoons died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Ashley `Crash` Saito of Crazy Canucks died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Misty Waters of Infinite Improbabilities died at Highway to Hell. Sybil `On Time` Topete of Guns Gears Getaway died at Acid Land. Jude `Finger Is` Updike of Guns Gears Getaway died at Acid Land. Steven Hyatt of Badland Brigands died at Lost Oasis. Harry Gibbs of Rabid died at Northern Farm Land. Daniel King of Rabid died at Northern Farm Land. John `Ticky` Gillman of Rabid died at Northern Farm Land. David Ison of Rabid died at Northern Farm Land. Alvin Heyward of JomsVikings died at Gates of Somerset. Marcia McCarthy of Midville MONDOs died at Gates of Somerset. `Fiery Sky` Frank Hanger of Renshai died at Northern Farm Land. Helen Jasper of Insanity Inc died at Northern Farm Land. Donald O`Brien of Insanity Inc died at Northern Farm Land. Paul Smith of Meles Meles died at Highway to Hell. Robert `Crackhead` Osborne of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Regina Alfonso of Hawks Drifters died at Lost Oasis. Julio `Fidel` Castro of Maxxed Out died at Forever Yellow Skies. Leroy Jenkins of Ragnarok Racing died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Merlin `Wizard Muffin` Mule of Headspace and Timing died at Gates of Somerset. Richard Short of Kidney Thieves died at Blown With the Wind. Gilbert Hixon of Badland Brigands died at Blown With the Wind. Randy `Pants` Lopez of Badland Brigands died at Blown With the Wind. `Golden` Kathy Johnson of Kidney Thieves died at Blown With the Wind. Steve `The Chief` Jennings of Kidney Thieves died at Blown With the Wind. Michael `The Mutant` Walls of Kidney Thieves died at Road to Somerset. Donald Waters of Badland Brigands died at Once Upon a Town. `Jay` Jay McClure of The Rat Pack died at Lonesome Highway.  This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month. 1. 12th Street Bangers: $658400. |
This magnificent feat of vehicular acrobatics was seen on a racetrack in Somerset not so long ago;      Images courtesy of *Rezeak*  As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues: Evan Race Ladder - -^-HellRazors-^- In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are: Northern Paintball League - Longos Merry Men
The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets? 1. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars. The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy.  12th Street Bangers FL - BL Express Get your gladiators out of firelight Bus service run by Metrocube Damaged Weapons Needed Completely destroyed that MML reload mechanism, got an MMG that hits less than your average mutant, want to make an easy buck. Contact me NOW Sell your damaged loot run by Jeelz Need Rifles? Maybe a Dozen, a Dirty Dozen The Dionysian Dozen G.T.O`s Paint-N-Body Shop If yer lookin` for custom paint and don`t have the money or good sense to talk ta one o` the more professional gangs around here, then look no further! GTO`s Paint-N-Body is the place for you! Paintwork by request  
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