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Concrete Golems Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League finished, with Concrete Golems taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Armoured Angels, and finishing in third place overall were Steel Clan.

PA Eracers Win Somerset Race League

The Somerset Race League finished, with PA Eracers taking the overall victory and a prize of $120000. The runners-up were Team Bansi, and finishing in third place overall were CurseOfTheBeasts.

Joels Bastards Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Lattes Raiders, and finishing in third place overall were Rocky Horror.

Juan Snyder of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Northern Farm Land.


Samantha Harris of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Northern Farm Land.


Steven Harris of Rabid Groundhogs died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Luis Stanberry of Steel Clan died at Ring of Death Arena.


Sheila `Chopper` Chavarria of Mooses Mice died at Road to Elmsfield.


Charles Rhoads of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Northern Farm Land.


Sarah Hyland of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Firelight.


Alexandra Daddario of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Firelight.


Emily `Reboot` Blunt of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Firelight.


Jeffry `Dafuq?` McKinney of Blood and Iron died at Highway to Hell.


Angel Cummings of Clan Hammer died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


`Lalo` Jorge Deguzman of Dead Nomad Inc died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Irma `Bombeck` Lopez of Blood and Iron died at Road to Elmsfield.


Denise Rowlands of Dreamless Slumber died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Pearl Lawrence of Stracs Pack died at Road to Elmsfield.


Eleanor `Rocket Muffin` Thomas of Dead Nomad Inc died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Gerard Schmidt of CurseOfTheBeasts died at Gates of Somerset.


Laurence Goetz of Blood and Iron died at Lost Oasis.


Ruby Thomas of Blood and Iron died at Lost Oasis.


Nancy Foster of Maddskillz died at The Dunes Race Course.


Dale Sandoval of Evil Elves died at Once Upon a Town.


`Midfielder` Mark Mejia of Blood and Iron died at Road to Somerset.


Jessie `James` Martinez of Blood and Iron died at Road to Somerset.


Karin `Harridan` Hamilton of Blood and Iron died at Road to Somerset.


Marvin `Jay` Hochstetler of Blood and Iron died at Sandy.


Iris Sullivan of Mooses Mice died at The Dunes Race Course.


Darren `500` Bristol of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


`Enforcer` Johnny Cota of Mountain Goats died at Bombed Luna Road.


John Peel of Thunkers died at XoReX Speedway.


Richard Keenan of Rabid Groundhogs died at Somerset Rally Circuit.

Evan Leagues

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - PINGUIIN
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - The Darkside
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Armoured Angels
Northern Paintball League - The Turpins
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Mercykillers
Somerset Winter Warmup League - Joels Bastards
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - El Nubnubs
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Somerset Race League - PA Eracers



Political Update

Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants.



Famous Rides

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Bigshot owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
3. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
4. Ares owned by Overlanders.
5. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
6. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
7. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
8. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
11. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
12. Escort owned by Krashed and Burnt.
13. Hammer 2 owned by PA Racers.
14. Love Shack owned by Interstate 82.
15. Big Shot II owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.



Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are:

1. Misery Inc..

The heaviest addict in Misery Inc. is Tarra Novoa, and her favourite tipple is Alcohol.



Heather Raymond

One of today`s most famous mechanics is a member of FAQ Crew - we are referring of course to Heather Raymond.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.