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Main Street Win Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League

The Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League finished, with Main Street taking the overall victory and a prize of $150000. The runners-up were Silent Mirage, and finishing in third place overall were Rocky Horror.

The Last Car Win Somerset Race League

The Somerset Race League finished, with The Last Car taking the overall victory and a prize of $120000. The runners-up were Darkwinds Most Wanted, and finishing in third place overall were PA Racers.

Interstate 82 Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with Interstate 82 taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were Tusio.

`Sweet Little` Candy Apple of Steel Vendetta died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Hannah `HK` Kaufman of El Nubnubs died at Gates of Somerset.


Sonja Brame of El Nubnubs died at XoReX Combat Arena.


`Long Eye` Susan Bowens of SAO Survivors died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Roger Burns of SAO Survivors died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Justin Houck of SAO Survivors died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Otis Hall of Tuskan Raiders died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Calvin Colon of MADHAT died at Gates of Somerset.


William McNaughton of Blood Roses died at The Pit.


Templeton Rabinowitz of Blood Roses died at The Pit.


Darnell Lucas of MADHAT died at Road to Elmsfield.


`PISS OFF!!` Patricia Payton of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Tammie Ruiz of SAO Survivors died at Blown With the Wind.


Charles `Chuck` Main of MADHAT died at Pathway to Darkness.


Carolyn Marshall of MADHAT died at Pathway to Darkness.


Randall Johns of MADHAT died at Pathway to Darkness.


Constance `Not Variables` Martinez of The Yellowstone Ranch died at Gates of Somerset.


Terence `Trucking Man` Taylor of The Yellowstone Ranch died at Gates of Somerset.


Carrie `Spook` Galvan of Spices And Wolf died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Leon `Peon` Shew of The Last Car died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Darin Farley of The Last Car died at Gates of Elmsfield.


`Daniel` Ricardo Peyton of Tuskan Raiders died at Gates of Somerset.


John Ramos of Tuskan Raiders died at Gates of Somerset.


Ted Maes of Tuskan Raiders died at Gates of Somerset.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Cavefish (Somerset): $1104.
2. Prong (Somerset): $398.
3. Prong (Gateway Truckstop): $264.



Most Active Gangs

You`ve tired of seeing them on the circuit every time you visit. Every time you leave town, you seem to run into them. But just who are they - who are the most active gangs in Evan right now?

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Steel Vendetta. Their most favoured type of event has been the combat.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. 53rd and 3rd, owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
2. Morgan Rep Quest, owned by Prong.
3. Wildsmashes, owned by Darkwinds Most Wanted.
4. FARMER BUZZER BROWN, owned by MIDGET KLINGON FORNACATING EMP.
5. MCSPANKYS KILLAHS, owned by MIDGET KLINGON FORNACATING EMP.

Evan Leagues

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Interstate 82
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Cam Combustors
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - El Nubnubs

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Ring of Fire
Somerset Race League - The Last Car
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Northern Paintball League - Longos Merry Men
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Armoured Angels
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Winter Warmup League - Interstate 82
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy.



Christina Wheat

This month, we caught up with Christina Wheat of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get, one of Evan`s most skilled scouts.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.