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Where do the Clarenbridge Crushers come from? No word from them for months, But when they do turn up, lookout. They have rotten bad potato breath and and a mean appetite for rockets so there was no surprises when they did show at rock 6. Was there any bias in targets? `No` claims the organisers, but there was outrage and claims of fixing by the frenzied crowd. Fights broke out and many were killed or left to make their way to Somerset Hospital. All this was in favour of local Death Race Mafia who made a greedy profit on the event and ensuing `battle of the fans`, as it was quickly dubbed by the Channel 8 announcers at the arena. `Woohoo, look what he`s doing with that chainsaw` a comment that will be remembered by all the viewers here in Dexters tavern. `That one statement there made me a lot of money that day.` Claims Dynamite, owner of Dexters Tavern What counts is who wins, and this day it was the Clan from under the bridge.  Event Flyer Rocktacular VI, the Pickupocalypse! Format is no teams assassination arena. Signup in the subscriber forum, prizes include 5Lv8 Flail, 5Lv8 Moray, Twin CC Buzzer, CC Trash Truck and more. 
 Replay Available on the vid screens 160018 and please cast your votes for most brutal event of the year. Follow the instructions on the vid screens Placings 1st Sam - 5Lv8 Flail 2nd Splash - Mounted Mortar 3rd HarryRed - Twin CC Buzzer 4th TheEvilChaos - Trash Truck w/8L and Car Cannon 5th d0dger - 5Lv8 Moray 6th Stevello - Heavy Rocket Rack 7th JS - 2 RL 2 MML 50 water  Congratulations to the winners and thank you for the prize donations! Sponsors/Prizes: JuaN VaLDeZ of Gang Green Soylent Corporation - Heavy Rocket Rack Rezeak of Gesta Non Verba - 5Lv8 Moray Gorde of Traction Action - Trash Truck w/8L and Car Cannon. Stevello of Goldfish - 2 RL`s, 2 MML`s, 50 water d0dger of an0maly- Twin CC Buzzer JS of Hitmen Trucking - 5Lv8 Flail The Vault - Mounted Mortar A special Thankyou to the Event Organiser and newly appointed Marshal of Evan *Tango* without whome none of this would have been possible. Your name will live on in Darkwind Legend.  as Tinker of The VINDICATORS is busy beating up and or shooting dead all his current projects` crew for laziness and general lack of ability meet a deadline, this months edition is brought to you by the Raging Scavengers... or those that are not being hunted by the VINDICATORS for not -yet- meeting the requirements of for mentioned crew. Lost Trail:Dead River  Dangerous winds once again lash the northern town Elmsfield. No wildlife could be found in the short break we found in the storm. Lonesome Highway  Mosty Clear skies but the roads are laiden with pirates near Badlands. A green hue has been noted to the Lights in the Sky. How is this effecting the wildlife in the region? With Slavers close on our tail, we were not going to stop and find out.
 Dwayne Johnson of Golden Warriors died at Gates of Somerset. Lester Gee of Ragnarok Racing died at Road to Somerset. Juan Valdez of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. Clifton Haglund of Gesta Non Verba died at Forever Yellow Skies. Mark Hawkin of Meles Meles died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. Sam Harris of Infinite Improbabilities died at Interstate Mythos. `Don ` Ben Dover of Team Bansi died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. George Simonsen of Teh Blue Monkies died at Road to Somerset. Lester Lummus of MADHAT died at Northern Farm Land. Gary `Hair` Hollingshead of Pigs o Porking died at Gates of Somerset. `Cap`n` John Sparrow of Thrill Junkies died at Gates of Somerset. Cecil `Zombie Slayer` Bird of Thrill Junkies died at Gates of Somerset. `Destiny` Irene Adler of Golden Warriors died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. James `Sniper` Russell of Dolce Gabbana died at Gates of Somerset. Albert `Einstein` Lesperance of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. `Granny Driver` Bonnie Kavanagh of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. `The Wizard` John Wiley of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Jennifer `Space Dog` McElroy of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Bruce Wilson of Insanity Inc died at Interstate Mythos. `Dr` Greg Parks of Traction Action died at Gates of Somerset. Tommy Young of Garage Boyz died at Highway to Hell. Zachary Dube of Garage Boyz died at Highway to Hell. `Phone Home` Carl Booth of Seekers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Russell Bishop of Garage Boyz died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Charles Manchester of Kaizoku died at Once Upon a Town. Daniel Nakamura of Kaizoku died at Once Upon a Town. Jason `Chainsaw` Eberle of Maxxed Out died at Bombed Luna Road. William `Crutches` Crutchfield of Maxxed Out died at Bombed Luna Road. Michael Huff of Meles Meles died at Gates of Somerset. Anthony Shaw of JomsVikings died at Blown With the Wind. Dianna Carroll of Blacktop Bandits died at Gates of Somerset. Zoe `Lars` Ulrich of Poisond died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Sarah `Big Guns` Byers of Renshai died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Michael `Steve` Austin of BBiscuts died at Blown With the Wind. Lourdes Cervantes of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. Andres Lower of Lake Runners died at Gates of Somerset. Kenneth Wells of BBiscuts died at Oil Slick. Rebecca `boo` Buie of PA Racers died at Oil Slick. James Martin of BBiscuts died at Oil Slick. Bruce Walker of Insanity Inc died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Shawn Whatley of Hogs of Destiny died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Rosemarie Jennings of Poisond died at Road to Somerset. `Miss` Noel Smith of Poisond died at Road to Somerset. Rick Wilcox of Blacktop Bandits died at Gates of Somerset. Hilda Hall of Blacktop Bandits died at Gates of Somerset. Emily `Bayou` Leroux of Hitmen Trucking Inc -CTS- died at Northern Farm Land. Efrain Bennett of the mad mad crushers died at Blown With the Wind. Thomas Jack of Insanity Inc died at Once Upon a Town. Dennis Fry of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Somerset. Maude Nguyen of The Pikers died at Gates of Elmsfield. Arthur Boucher of Maxxed Out died at Road to Somerset. `Sneaky` Sandra Short of Maxxed Out died at The Pit. Sidney `The Walrus` Morse of Heathen Snakes died at Somerset Arena. Daniel Caldwell of The Pikers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2. Maxine `Mayhem` McCormick of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. Pamela Dyer of Montalia died at Road to Elmsfield. Jordan Wong of Montalia died at Road to Elmsfield. Sandra Davis of JomsVikings died at Road to Somerset. Jerry Sheffield of Monkey Wrenches died at The Pits. Calvin Dickson of Desert Duelers died at Highway to Hell. Margaret Pope of Desert Duelers died at Highway to Hell. John Whitehead of Hippy Chicks died at Blown With the Wind. Thomas Luu of Uncle Als Used Car Salesmen died at Pathway to Darkness. Stella `Bella` Cooper of PA Racers died at Salt Flats Canyon. Hector Alvarez of Overlanders died at Northern Farm Land. `Flying` Francis Torres of Blood and Iron died at Once Upon a Town. John Clark of Scrap Vultures died at Interstate Mythos. Ida Toribio of 69th Battalion died at Gates of Somerset. `EL` Salvador Saavedra of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. `Brutal` Brett Rader of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. Gabriel Knight of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. `Flip`da Bird` Luis Birdwell of Maxxed Out died at Interstate Mythos. Charles `Chuckles` Colton of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. Hillary Sanchez of CryptKeepers died at Road to Somerset. Juanita Cox of Badland Brigands died at Highway to Hell. Grover Forester of Uncle Phaultys Wiener Farm died at Double Down Arena. Dwain Dupre of Sasquatch Militia died at Gates of Somerset. Johnny `Agent` Odom of Headspace and Timing died at Northern Farm Land. Ernest Clements of JomsVikings died at Gates of Somerset. Stanley Fox of Mutante Escuadron de la Muerte died at Lost Oasis. Milton West of JomsVikings died at Road to Elmsfield. Antonio Fry of Orions Blades died at Road to Somerset. Ivan Cooper of Orions Blades died at Road to Somerset. Randy Ennis of Orions Blades died at Road to Somerset. William Davis of Revenants died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. Joel `Autobahn` Auerbach of Joels Bastards died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2. Paula Ivie of Whiskey Runners died at Northern Farm Land. Sergio McClain of Kaizoku died at Once Upon a Town. Kellie Glidden of Hippy Chicks died at Blown With the Wind. Erich `mason` Dixon of The Pikers died at Blown With the Wind. Alvin Allen of Meles Meles died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Harry Mullens of Hardcore Encores died at Somerset Rally Circuit. `Mad` Joseph Luna of Freewheel Burning died at Once Upon a Town. Joanne Ladd of Searchers died at Elmsfield Hills Rally Circuit. James Lawson of The Shamed Ones died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Timothy Winder of Lake Runners died at Gates of Somerset. Chong Kahn of Lake Runners died at Gates of Somerset. Numbers Lafountain of Ragnarok Racing died at Northern Farm Land. Wenona `Guts` Snyder of Cowboys Unlimited died at Gates of Somerset. Douglas `Scatterbrain` Stone of Gesta Non Verba died at Gates of Somerset. Helena Troy of Ragnarok Racing died at Somerset Arena. `Moon Howler` Juliet Arnette of Maxxed Out died at The Pit. Cecil Woods of Triple G Spree died at Somerset Arena. `Mama` Myra Edwards of Blood and Iron died at Northern Farm Land. Roy `weak as a` Lamb of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Henry Ortega of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Christopher `Blasphemy` Sinn of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Cinda Johnson of Freewheel Burning died at Telegraph Road. James Kane of 69th Battalion died at Northern Desert Circuit. Anne `Argle` Nagle of Freewheel Burning died at Lost Trail: Dead River. Henry `Model T` Ford of Freewheel Burning died at Lost Trail: Dead River. Christy Lewin of Insanity Inc died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Michael `Ramrod` Ramos of Whiskey Runners died at Gates of Somerset. Donald `Hercules` Starnes of Death Unlimited died at Gates of Somerset. `Leisure Suit` Larry Huff of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. Steven `Running` Rivers of Gang Green Soylent Corporation died at Northern Farm Land. Kevin Bowers of 69th Battalion died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night). Natalie `is` Peachey of Gesta Non Verba died at Northern Farm Land. Cheryl Connolly of JomsVikings died at Pathway to Darkness. Natasha Andre of Andrean Army died at Blown With the Wind. James Patterson of Gutter Punks died at Blown With the Wind. Josephine Gil of Ragnarok Racing died at Forever Yellow Skies. Marcus Chang of Ragnarok Racing died at Forever Yellow Skies. Theron Gray of Rabid died at Telegraph Road. Avery Wall of JomsVikings died at Lost Oasis. Thomas Williams of JomsVikings died at Road to Somerset. John Pledger of Rabid died at Gates of Somerset. Leonard `Sweetie` Chacko of Rabid died at Gates of Somerset. David Medina of Rabid died at Gates of Somerset. Roman Martin of Rabid died at Gates of Somerset. `JJ` Jarvis Jasinski of Heathen Snakes died at Gates of Somerset. Ingrid Baier of Blacktop Bandits died at Road to Somerset. Larry Bush of fluids needed died at Double Down Arena. George `Texan` Bush of Headspace and Timing died at Gates of Somerset. Sunshine Moon of Hippy Chicks died at Blown With the Wind. Jimmy Counts of Hippy Chicks died at Blown With the Wind. `Burgermeister` Frank Burgos of Maxxed Out died at The Pit. Larry Murphy of JomsVikings died at Gates of Somerset. `Barnacle Girl` Araceli Sheffield of Maxxed Out died at The Pit. Pat Martin of Insanity Inc died at Road to Somerset. David Numbers of Autumn Silhouettes died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Jeremy White of Autumn Silhouettes died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. `Braveheart` William Wallace of Pigs o Porking died at Telegraph Road. Nathan `Highlighter ` Roe of Pigs o Porking died at Telegraph Road. Bambi Killen of Pigs o Porking died at Telegraph Road. Everett `Everett` Everett of Team Bansi died at Elmsfield Lake Track. Amber Bennett of Montalia died at Somerset Arena. `Deadly` Diana Moe of Ragnarok Racing died at Gates of Somerset. Harold Diaz of Scrap Vultures died at Gates of Somerset. Leon McVey of BBiscuts died at Gates of Texan. Jerry O`Brian of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset. Danny Lopez of Pigs o Porking died at Once Upon a Town. Gerald Murdock of 69th Battalion died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night). Blair Andre of Andrean Army died at Somerset Arena. Beverly Martin of Lake Runners died at Road to Elmsfield. Darren Merritt of Blood and Iron died at Gates of Somerset. Napoleon Zamora of Rogue Mendicants died at Gates of Somerset. David `Star` Visser of Abysmal Horrors died at Dead man`s Road. Rose `Moon` Spector of Abysmal Horrors died at Dead man`s Road. Diana `Hermit` Reid of Abysmal Horrors died at Dead man`s Road. Cynthia Goble of Abysmal Horrors died at The Pit. Frank Reynolds of Abysmal Horrors died at The Pit. Derek Wilson of PA Desk Jockeys died at The Pit. Harold Jones of PA Desk Jockeys died at The Pit. Dan `Loose` Cannon of Cowboys Unlimited died at Double Down Arena. Maria Davy of Montalia died at Double Down Arena. Christopher Lamb of Loud and Deadly died at Road to Elmsfield. Patricia Matheney of The Wolfhounds died at Gates of Somerset. Edward Watson of Uncle Phaultys Wiener Farm died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Bernardo Webb of Infinite Improbabilities died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Homer `Doh!` Wilson of CryptKeepers died at Road to Somerset. Lilian `Black Widow` Morado of Carrion Crows died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Stephen Goode of Loud and Deadly died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. 1. The Crayons (Somerset): $794. The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been 69th Battalion . Their most favoured type of event has been the race, although they have also competed in numerous deathrace events. Out of town, the most busy squads have been: |
 We found out all about that. The squad worked its way out of the Badlands Truck Stop early. It was still sort of cool. Adad worked the wheel and got us a spot out on the edge of the formation. We rode that way for a couple hours, until the ground started to change. It got more rugged. Grass came sparser. Trees all but disappeared. It was the beginning of `The Wastes.` I`d never seen it before. I`d been to Somerset once, when my Dad was still alive. Lots of trees around there. Grass too. We even saw a lake. Soon, it seemed as if the air had changed. It looked yellow, clung low to the ground. `Sulphur,` Adad said. `Acid lands. Strap up, bring your guns up. Roads get narrower.` We went from a flank position into a trailing one, falling in behind the CGL boats; a pair of LandRunners with firing ports along the roof and back, so they could adjust the trajectory. Behind us came another pair of Apaches. The other 6 vehicles, including the Buzzers, were up front, flanking the TT. And then the radios had started screaming. Well, not the radios, really, but the people using them. `Helmets!` Adad had screamed. He was already strapping his on. I fumbled mine, dropped it. Adad cut the wheel hard to the left. I bounced my melon off the hard steel of the door. Saw stars. Got a hand on my helmet strap. Managed to get it on. I could feel the Apache bucking...my partner was already firing at something. I hadn`t even got my helmet on. He probably would have been pretty good. Fast. Helmet on and guns charged, I looked for and found a target. So close. How they`d gotten so close I don`t know. It took me a second to realize it wasn`t one of ours. Black Apache. BIG gun port. I thumbed the yoke triggers. Felt another kick through the seat. I was firing my weapon in anger for the first time. Killed the outa some rocks. Cursed myself. Guess I was screaming. Couldn`t tell. Adad was screaming, the other guy was screaming...and there was this noise, like someone banging pots together. The Apache shook a different way. Then I saw the `pache behind us belch flame. There was a huge BANG! My head bounced off the window again. This time Adad wasn`t turning the wheel. His nose was bleeding. I caught the Apache in my sights...jerked the yoke. Bright flashes of orange and white sparked across the hood, slammed into the armored windscreen. That was me! I did that! The rear wheels of our gunboat bit ground, the Apache slewed to the right. Nothing for my head to hit. But I lost my sighting. Something screeched through the air just outside my door. Blasted into the rock face of the cliff next to us. Sprayed razor-sharp shards of sun-baked stone at us. Sounded like rain against the steel. The black Apache skidded into my sights. I caught it low, saw sparks, fire, then dirt. Its nose dipped hard, caught dirt, dug in. It rose up on the corner, wheels spinning. My rounds broke across the hood, tore into the roof. I could see a face. For a second, then there was a mist...pink and red. Then the Apache rolled. I looked for something else to shoot. Then Adad was on top of me. The straps in my seat clawed into my skin through my jacket and pants. Adad fell to the floor at my feet. Well, his top half anyways. I guess the bad guys train their guys the same as we do. As we rolled, they went on to shooting something else. I guess I got knocked out. When I woke up, I could tell I was upside down. The straps were cutting into my skin. There was blood. Smoke filled the cabin. Something was burning. The kid behind me was gone...along with the back half of the Apache. We had landed in some kind of ditch. When I crawled out, fire and smoke were everywhere. I could hear people screaming. Crying. Choking. There was a big truck thing on its side behind us. Flames licked out of its torn sides. I could see body parts strewn on the ground all around it. Laying roof to roof with us was the black Apache that`d killed us, even as we were killing it. Something was trying to crawl out what remained of a door. It looked at me and seemed to reach for me, like it was asking me to help. They tell me they found me sitting on top of the destroyed Apache, a length of jagged metal in my hand. Had to wear bandages on it for week. I`d beaten that thing into mush. They call me `Hammer` now. And I smile when I tell the new guys about how it`s not the good times you remember. And the horrors rise up against my eyes. I can feel them. But I keep smiling. Recounted by close fiends to us here at the Gazette, Daemon Angel ;
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Have you felt the urge to add something to the Role playing section !!! have you a story line itching to see the light of day !!! been on a scout that requires the attention of everyone else !!! have a car design you wish to share with the community !!!  Image courtesy of google I am looking for submissions for the upcoming gazettes, submissions have dried up of late, and i am beginning to suffer finding anything to add to our gazette, if you feel you have anything to contribute please contact me via PM here *Grograt*..or *Bastille*  The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows: Evan Race Ladder - -^-HellRazors-^- In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are: Somerset Winter Warmup League - Joels Bastards Relationships between the slavers and the merchants has improved substantially, following the delivery of three hundred strong backed workers to the factories in Texan.  R.T.M Fuel Brokers Are you sitting on a large supply of fuel in Somerset, lack the skills or the will to move it to Elms safely? The Roads to Madness are moving fuel and will buy yours for a reasonable price based on current market conditions in Elms. We only deal in large bulk of 100 or more cans of fuel. Make Bookings Here!! 12th Street Bangers FL - BL Express Get your gladiators out of firelight Bus service run by Metrocube Damaged Weapons Needed Completely destroyed that MML reload mechanism, got an MMG that hits less than your average mutant, want to make an easy buck. Contact me NOW Sell your damaged loot run by Jeelz Need Rifles? Maybe a Dozen, a Dirty Dozen The Dionysian Dozen G.T.O`s Paint-N-Body Shop If yer lookin` for custom paint and don`t have the money or good sense to talk ta one o` the more professional gangs around here, then look no further! GTO`s Paint-N-Body is the place for you! Paintwork by request  Are You a Sinner!? Beg the Reverend for forgivness The Nuns of Cestus Die 50 for full forgivness, or a fiver for quick penance  Take a left at Lattes Church and follow the path down behind the Necrophobe toolshed |
