The aging gang leader of the El Nubnubs 'Orighta Nita' Otelia Delahoussaye hobbles into Dexter's. Sitting at the table are 5 gangers getting drunk with excitment. Otelia smiles and coughs, "Well color me surprised, I guess it does rain once and a while in the desert. Congrats to 'Hello Nurse' Gretchen Bowman, Maryann 'Wrech turner' Schaefer, Frederick Velasquez, 'Bananna' Hanna Vanburen, & Jake 'Pumpkin King' Nieves will have plaque up at the headquarters! I expect all of you to at least once try out that giant toy!

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Joels Bastards Win Somerset Combat League

The Somerset Combat League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $240000. The runners-up were Little Coffin Hunters, and finishing in third place overall were Beard Inc ..

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Joels Bastards Win Gateway Pedestrian Combat League

The Gateway Pedestrian Combat League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $175000. The runners-up were Beard Inc ., and finishing in third place overall were Dohko Solo.

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Sandrats Win Evan Race Ladder

The Evan Race Ladder finished, with Sandrats taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Dohko Solo, and finishing in third place overall were The Darkside.

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Beard Inc . Win Evan Deathrace Ladder

The Evan Deathrace Ladder finished, with Beard Inc . taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Stationary Seelers, and finishing in third place overall were Anarchisten.

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Beard Inc . Win Evan Arena Combat Ladder

The Evan Arena Combat Ladder finished, with Beard Inc . taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Bramble Ind, and finishing in third place overall were Aw00gA.

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Bramble Ind Win Evan Paintball Combat Ladder

The Evan Paintball Combat Ladder finished, with Bramble Ind taking the overall victory and a prize of $75000. The runners-up were Sandrats, and finishing in third place overall were Stationary Seelers.

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Dohko Solo Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with Dohko Solo taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were Beard Inc ..

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Wynona Earp of Beard Inc . died at Serpentine Road.

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`Shanghai Noon` Jon Wen of Beard Inc . died at Gateway Interstate Arena.

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Deborah `Ann` Woll of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Morgan.

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Tricia Helfer of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Morgan.

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Karen Gillan of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Morgan.

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Jan `Jayne` Cobb of Beard Inc . died at Gates of Morgan.

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Jennette Vasquez of Beard Inc . died at Gateway Interstate Arena.

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Ivy Bramble of Bramble Ind died at Gates of Somerset.

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Willie Davis of River City Gamblers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.

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Lisa Silvers of Wild Runners died at Shantyville.

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Bebe `Snail` Hack of Anarchisten died at Lost Oasis.

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Eva `Winchester` Wilt of Beard Inc . died at Serpentine Road.

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Rodrick `Hot Rod` Vrooman of Beard Inc . died at Gateway Dry Lake Track.

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`The Unlucky` Norman Koch of Anarchisten died at Double Down Arena.

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Cletus `Cooter` Davenport of Beard Inc . died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.

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Scott Frazer of Anarchisten died at Gates of Firelight.

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Jesus `H` Christ of Beard Inc . died at Road to Somerset.

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Larry Garcia of Anarchisten died at Road to Somerset.

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Adriana `Angel` Lima of The Purple Foxes died at Outback of Nowhere.

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`The Unknown` Alfred Hitchcock of Anarchisten died at Highway to Hell.

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James Dobbins of Scarzams Fargin Bastages died at Chaos Canyon.

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Joseph Evans of Anarchisten died at Gates of Firelight.

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Lisa Moore of Anarchisten died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.

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Gayla Ferguson of Scarzams Fargin Bastages died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.

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Thelma `Bam Bam` Bailey of MADHAT died at Gates of Somerset.

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Most Active Gangs

You`ve tired of seeing them on the circuit every time you visit. Every time you leave town, you seem to run into them. But just who are they - who are the most active gangs in Evan right now?

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Witchy Coven. Their most favoured type of event has been the race, although they have also competed in numerous deathrace events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. PONCERELLIS LEADERSHIP TRAINING SCHOOL, owned by McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS.
2. Dohko SS1, owned by Dohko Solo.
3. YO MOMMA FROM YOMOMMASTAN, owned by McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS.
4. Rats out, owned by Sandrats.
5. Smells like Hell, owned by harimau.

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Prizes Leaderboard

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Beard Inc .: $1448137.
2. The Darkside: $1291094.
3. El Nubnubs: $876347.
4. Joels Bastards: $845139.
5. Longos Merry Men: $655689.

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - Sandrats
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Beard Inc .
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Beard Inc .
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Bramble Ind

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Triangle Deathrally League - El Nubnubs
Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Combat League - Joels Bastards
Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League - Joels Bastards

A well-known activist from the Evan Reds was preaching from his soap box again about arranged betting on arena events. Locals caught on and stopped betting. This caused great loses to the mafia. The activist was later found dead, a bullet to the head. Relations have deteriorated.