Nov/Dec
2100
The Darkside Win Northern Triangle Deathrally League

The Northern Triangle Deathrally League finished, with The Darkside taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were Renshai.

Alpha Omega Racing Win Somerset Combat League

The Somerset Combat League finished, with Alpha Omega Racing taking the overall victory and a prize of $240000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were The Last Car.

Alpha Omega Racing Win Gateway Pedestrian Combat League

The Gateway Pedestrian Combat League finished, with Alpha Omega Racing taking the overall victory and a prize of $175000. The runners-up were The Last Car, and finishing in third place overall were Turner, Harvest and Ramirez.

PA Racers Win Evan Race Ladder

The Evan Race Ladder finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Beasts of the Lair, and finishing in third place overall were Interstate 82.

Waskal Wabbitz Win Evan Deathrace Ladder

The Evan Deathrace Ladder finished, with Waskal Wabbitz taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were The Transvestite Swarm, and finishing in third place overall were Beasts of the Lair.
 


Rabid Groundhogs Win Evan Arena Combat Ladder

The Evan Arena Combat Ladder finished, with Rabid Groundhogs taking the overall victory and a prize of $90000. The runners-up were Interstate 82, and finishing in third place overall were Renshai.

Prong Win Evan Paintball Combat Ladder

The Evan Paintball Combat Ladder finished, with Prong taking the overall victory and a prize of $75000. The runners-up were Dirty Lickins, and finishing in third place overall were The Transvestite Swarm.

Prong Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with Prong taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Joels Bastards, and finishing in third place overall were Project 50.

Kristen Reece of Alpha Omega Racing died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Velma `Butterfingers` Thomas of Landless Gentry died at Gates of Somerset.


Ralph Black of Renshai died at Gateway Interstate Figure 8.


`Comrade` Ruth Dupuy of Special Circumstances died at Gates of Somerset.


`Comrade` Abbey Degroot of Special Circumstances died at Gates of Somerset.


`Comrade` Linda Hunter of Special Circumstances died at Gates of Somerset.


Gretchen Loomis of SilverMoon died at Road to Somerset.


Raquel `Bad Feeling` Cortez of SilverMoon died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Luciano Davis of oaskddja died at Outback of Nowhere.


Charles `Dodgems` Smith of Fast and Deadly died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Jason `Tommy Boy` Thomas of Exbeefeater died at Chaos Canyon.


Jacob Hill of Krashed and Burnt died at Devils Fingers.


John Lukasik of Prong died at Gateway Interstate Circuit.


Donna Darrow of Project 50 died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Samuel `Stone` Wallin of Gouged Eye died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Jan Howington of SaltnPeppa died at Road to Elmsfield.


John Pabon of SaltnPeppa died at Road to Elmsfield.


Kimberly Trent of Sea Pumpkin Cartel died at Acid Land.


Jimmy Bryson of The Naughty Number Nines died at Road to Somerset.


Claudia `Strawberry` Hill of The Last Car died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Kenneth `Ken Doll` Anderson of Prong died at Gates of Somerset.


Ellis `Rat-a-tat` Clewis of Prong died at Gates of Somerset.


Sheldon Ortiz of Alpha Omega Racing died at Lost Oasis.


Geneva `Got a` Grant of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Tammy Rose of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Donald Lynch of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Gary McDaniel of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Forever Yellow Skies.


`The Chinese` Evelyn Zhang of oaskddja died at Northern Farm Land.


Luis Crooks of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Estella Fuller of Gouged Eye died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Charles `Didn`t Do It` Butler of Vault Dwellers died at Gates of Somerset.


Louise `Lurker` Lisk of Fast and Deadly died at Somerset Arena.


John Desrochers of Tuskan Raiders died at Northern Farm Land.


Richard Lewis of Sea Pumpkin Cartel died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Jena Reeves of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Adam Childs of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Double Down Arena.


Michael Chacon of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Double Down Arena.


`Squirrley` Shirley Burnside of Rabid Groundhogs died at Double Down Arena.


Jose `Woody` Harrelson of Slaughterhouse: ShatteredNBloo died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Rickey `Munch` Munsch of Slaughterhouse: ShatteredNBloo died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Chad Barnett of Re-Tired Irons died at Road to Somerset.


Gloria Reid of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Northern Farm Land.


Rick Krogman of Attitude Adjusters died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Nicholas Davison of Renshai died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $902.
2. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $743.

Evan Leagues

The major leagues are nearly concluded, and with the title races hotting up, here are the current favourites:

Evan Race Ladder - PA Racers
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Waskal Wabbitz
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Prong

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Triangle Deathrally League - Joels Bastards
Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League - Joels Bastards
Gateway Pedestrian Combat League - The Last Car
Somerset Combat League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants.



Famous Rides

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
5. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
6. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
7. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Escort owned by Krashed and Burnt.
10. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
11. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
12. M1151 owned by FAQ Crew.
13. Jackal owned by Devilz Rejectz.
14. Hammer 2 owned by PA Racers.
15. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.



Alcohol`s Boys

The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are:

1. [v]@Xx3D []ut.
2. The Black Legion.
3. Beasts of the Lair.
4. The Purple Foxes.
5. Sea Pumpkin Cartel.

The heaviest addict in [v]@Xx3D []ut is Shelly Wallace, and her favourite tipple is Alcohol.



Martin Raybon

One of today`s most famous mechanics is a member of Joels Bastards - we are referring of course to Martin Raybon.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla, X_Man.