2057
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 Leslie Keys of Bellingham Branch Davidians died at Oil Slick. Raymond Townsend of Axis of Weevils died at Lost Oasis. Douglas Hays of shadowguard died at Road to Somerset. Abbey `Da Boss` Dahl of Nightelves died at Sandy. Joyce Long of Nightelves died at Sandy. Edward Dahlstrom of Nightelves died at Sandy. `Handy Andy` Andrew Castellanos of Maxxed Out died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Darryl `Demolition` Shirley of Deserters died at Shantyville. Margaret Allen of Monkey Wrenches died at Gates of Somerset. Brandi Blankenship of Monkey Wrenches died at Gates of Somerset. `Killin` Kimberly Hall of PA Racers died at Gates of Texan. Jacob Starr of Somerset Press died at Once Upon a Town. Nick Thompson of Collision Force died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. James Westbrook of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Northern Farm Land. `Mad` Max McGrady of Maxxed Out died at Scattered Grounds. Maria Perez of Iron Wraiths died at Gates of Somerset. Debra Murray of GHOST GANG died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1. Shaun Shine of Nightelves died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. `Dedicated` Daisy Gumm of Iron Wraiths died at Gates of Somerset. Michael Roland of Iron Wraiths died at Gates of Somerset. Lisa `Bend it Like` Beckham of River City Gamblers died at Gates of Somerset. `The Preacher` Harold Williams of Clarinbridge Crushers died at Gates of Somerset. Joseph Fuller of Harrys Hippos died at Gates of Somerset. George Bolden of Harrys Hippos died at Gates of Somerset. David `Ptach` Begin of Sock Monkey Killaz died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Kim `Rapid Bang` Tedder of Sock Monkey Killaz died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Howard `HomeJames` Morales of Exalted died at Scattered Grounds. `Just` Juan Davis of Exalted died at Scattered Grounds. Francisco Lane of Hells Saints died at Once Upon a Town. John Scalise of Hells Saints died at Road to Elmsfield. Barbara `Akimbo` Roland of Hells Saints died at Road to Elmsfield. Curtis `Kletus` Epperson of Lack Of Attention Span died at Gates of Somerset. Kelvin Blacker of Braamwind died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2. Dora Miser of The Cosmic Kids died at Gates of Elmsfield. Angela Hildebrand of Produce_Vendors died at Road to Somerset. William Schindler of Produce_Vendors died at Road to Somerset. Scott `Flash` Packard of The Hasbros died at Gates of Elmsfield. Adam `Villian` Villanueva of San Jose Baggers died at Gates of Somerset. Clinton `Beaver` Eaton of San Jose Baggers died at Blown With the Wind. Noel `Coward` Riddick of San Jose Baggers died at Blown With the Wind. Maria Bower of San Jose Baggers died at Blown With the Wind. Matthew `what the` Halle of Coolerheads died at Acid Land. Adam `Scott` McDaniel of Wrath of God died at Road to Elmsfield. Robert Carlile of Road Pizzas died at Scattered Grounds. Cleo Dotson of Monkey Wrenches died at Gates of Firelight. Concha `Banger` Wolter of Whiskey Runners died at Interstate Mythos. Jamie `Candy` Cotton of Highway Hellriders died at Shantyville. Arturo `Xar` Owens of Highway Hellriders died at Shantyville. Carry Fisher of Revelations died at Somerset Arena. Marcus Macleod of Paladins died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. `Smiley` Emile Scott of Whiskey Runners died at Dead man`s Road. Julius Finkbeiner of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Gates of Sarsfield. `Brother` David Donnelly of Holy Mutant Death Squad died at Gates of Sarsfield. Peter Ford of Monkey Wrenches died at Serpentine Road. David Shortt of Monkey Wrenches died at Gates of Firelight. Kyle Graham of Monkey Wrenches died at Oil Slick. Claude Hogan of Mirrored Pain died at Gates of Somerset. `Stormin` Roscoe Hale of Hot Trax died at Forever Yellow Skies. Janet Kemper of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset. Joan Fleming of MADHAT died at Road to Somerset. William Longwell of the mad mad crushers died at The Pits. Alan `EagleEye` Strickland of Exalted died at Acid Land. `Slick` Willie Carpenter of Old School Perverts died at Lonesome Highway. Troy `The Suit` Davis of Old School Perverts died at Lonesome Highway. Andy `The Axe` Anderson of Garage Boyz died at The Pit. Alexis `Haagen` Doss of The Blood Runners died at Gates of Somerset. Amy `Sancha` Gonzalez of San Jose Baggers died at Northern Farm Land. Jeanetta `Aurora` Auer of Bastille the Raging Scavenger died at Lost Trail: Overland. Gregory `Lefty` Cabrera of Bastille the Raging Scavenger died at Lost Trail: Overland. Gerald `The Herb` Gardner of Hot Trax died at Interstate Mythos. Albert `Furlong` Longacre of Hot Trax died at Interstate Mythos. Alton Crooker of Monkey Wrenches died at Maure Dore. King George of Pax Romana died at Road to Somerset. Harvey `Schmarvey` Alvarenga of The Mollies died at Northern Farm Land. Megan Fox of Revelations died at Double Down Arena. Scott `I am too` Young of The Dionysian Dozen died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. `Madam Mahem` Maria Schwindt of Hot Trax died at Road to Elmsfield. Daniel Rico of Paladins died at Road to Somerset. Kristen Martin of nomad mercs died at Pathway to Darkness. Seth Baldwin of nomad mercs died at Pathway to Darkness. Arnold Freeman of BD And Sons died at Smokey Hills. Rolf Costa of Longos Merry Men died at Gateway Interstate Arena. `Rollin`` Rolland Boggess of Blackwatch died at Acid Land. `Deadeye` David Stevens of The Mollies died at Pathway to Darkness. `828` Albert Roman of Produce_Vendors died at Scattered Grounds. Aaron Moody of shadowguard died at Road to Elmsfield. Bradly `picked my` Cotton of Lack Of Attention Span died at Northern Farm Land. `Inspector` Steven Huntley of Lack Of Attention Span died at Northern Farm Land. Joyce Neal of Nightelves died at Somerset Rally Circuit. Jeffrey Lopez of 5ive Crew died at Somerset Rally Circuit. `Slippery` Stephen Jenkins of Iron Wraiths died at Gateway Interstate Figure 8. Aaron Sanchez of Hells Saints died at Double Down Arena. Alex Berkley of S.S.S. died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Carl Carmouche of S.S.S. died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Jennifer Hunter of S.S.S. died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Stephen Carter of S.S.S. died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Brian `Fool` Garrett of Abysmal Horrors died at Blown With the Wind. Catherine Baca of S.S.S. died at Northern Farm Land. Carolyn Kraft of nomad mercs died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Janice King of Iron Wraiths died at Canyon Joust. Martin `X` Sparling of Wrath of God died at Gates of Somerset. Jackie `The Flash` Wheatley of Wrath of God died at Gates of Somerset. William Renfroe of madraiders died at Northern Desert Circuit. Oscar Munroe of Infinite Improbabilities died at Northern Speedway. Thomas Kolb of Triumph died at Highway to Hell. James `Strings` Taylor of Fifth Legion died at Forever Yellow Skies. Robert `Eyeballs` Charlton of The Wolfhounds died at Road to Elmsfield. Eric `Crusher` King of The Wolfhounds died at Road to Elmsfield. Elmer `Fuddy Duddy` Schneider of The Wolfhounds died at Road to Elmsfield. `King` George Burford of PA Desk Jockeys died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Marilyn `Monroe` Turner of The Wolfhounds died at Gates of Elmsfield. Richard `Pathfinder` Marshall of The Wolfhounds died at Gates of Elmsfield. Bao `Wacko` Jaco of The Meese died at Scattered Grounds. Thomas Salisbury of The Stainless Steel Rats died at Gates of Somerset. Daniel `Bubbles` Champagne of Rabid died at Gates of Somerset. Kenneth Rainey of Hells Saints died at Road to Elmsfield. Bradley `Quikfix` Simmons of Maxxed Out died at Lonesome Highway. Anthony `Cyclops` Hernandez of Coolerheads died at Acid Land. Annette `grace` Kelley of Coolerheads died at Acid Land. Martha Sinkler of SeaDragons died at Sandy. Evelyn Jenkins of SeaDragons died at Road to Somerset. Jason Black of Road Debris died at Oil Slick. `Mr Slick` Donald Brown of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Somerset. Kenneth `High and True` Puckett of The Wolfhounds died at The Pit. `Front Porch` Howard Dortch of The Mollies died at Road to Somerset. Maria Locker of SofaKingBaaad died at Gates of Somerset. Dwayne Huston of SofaKingBaaad died at Gates of Somerset. Kenneth Rice of SofaKingBaaad died at Gates of Somerset. Brandi Coster of Fifth Legion died at Highway to Hell. `Quick` Gary Tubbs of Exalted died at Blown With the Wind. Yoshiko `Babe` Urban of Monkey Wrenches died at Gates of Somerset. Floyd Ontiveros of Triumph died at Highway to Hell. Heriberto O`Leary of Mr. Bigs Bretheren died at Road to Somerset. Ronnie Bean of San Jose Baggers died at Gates of Somerset. Todd Shoults of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Somerset. Kevin Schultz of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Somerset. Eric `PINK UNICORNS` James of Burdens Heavyweights died at Northern Farm Land. `Christmas` Carol Frederick of Lack Of Attention Span died at Once Upon a Town. Thomas Meachum of Monkey Wrenches died at Burning Skies. Jim Pereda of Monkey Wrenches died at Serpentine Road. Kenneth Bainbridge of Wrath of God died at The Pit. Sandy `Layin`` Graves of The Hasbros died at Northern Farm Land. Beatrice Trotter of The Hasbros died at Northern Farm Land. James Pitts of Triumph died at Northern Farm Land. Herbert Eastman of Triumph died at Northern Farm Land. Reginald `The Robot` Hall of Maxxed Out died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Edwin Heaton of Blue thunder died at Double Down Arena. William Durham of Company of Geeks died at Once Upon a Town. Andy `Beanpole` Simons of Headspace and Timing died at Road to Elmsfield. Stuart `Juggler` Wakeman of Headspace and Timing died at Road to Elmsfield. Harry Potter of Headspace and Timing died at Road to Elmsfield. `Dame` Gloria Turner of Road Templars died at Road to Elmsfield. Robert Walker of The Bloody Beekeepers died at Once Upon a Town. Robert Tucker of Collision Force died at Gates of Somerset. Gregory `Jean Valjean` Lemaire of San Jose Baggers died at Under a Bloody Red Sky. Steven Bean of Nightelves died at Road to Somerset. `Tomb Raider` Lara Croft of -^-HellRazors-^- died at Shantyville. `Doc` William Kirst of Nightelves died at Road to Somerset. John Bearden of shadowguard died at Bombed Luna Road. John Cumberland of The F-Bombs died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night). Glenn `Camo` Cano of Canis Lupus died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Norma Cabral of La Banda del Maki died at Road to Somerset. Dean Dean of Woblly1 died at Gates of Somerset. Andy Hill of SeaDragons died at Gates of Somerset. `Juicy` Fannie Handler of Scarytales died at Gates of Texan. Earnest McCreight of SeaDragons died at Road to Elmsfield. Amy Gonzalez of San Jose Baggers died at Gates of Somerset. Hermelinda `Bubbles` Williams of San Jose Baggers died at Gates of Somerset. Solomon `The Surgeon` Wainwright of Road Lords died at Once Upon a Town. `Loopy` Lupe Sato of Road Lords died at Once Upon a Town. Patricia ``Pixie`` Lott of The Angel Smurfs died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track. `Born to die` Charles Christy of Maxxed Out died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop. Daniel Bottoms of the mad mad crushers died at Northern Farm Land. Louis Murphy of the mad mad crushers died at Northern Farm Land. Arlean Huntington of the mad mad crushers died at Northern Farm Land. Wallace `Genesis` Stepp of Infinite Justice died at Once Upon a Town. Edwin `Boomer` Ortega of Traction Action died at Northern Farm Land. `Jet` Jade Watanabe of Deserters died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Jessie `Axle` Jones of Deserters died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. `Charmed` Charles Tilley of Deserters died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Austin Kilian of nomad mercs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. `Lord` Dale Pickett of Hessians died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Ron `Gob` Dobson of Coolerheads died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop. Willard `willy` Miller of PA Racers died at Pathway to Darkness. Thomas Wolff of SeaDragons died at Gates of Somerset. Van `into the` Waller of Pink Picklelovers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3. Steven Dean of Triumph died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Hector Savage of Triumph died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Min `Kimchee` Kang of The Bloody Beekeepers died at Road to Somerset. Douglas `Dougie Fresh` Rojas of The Ninja Monkeys died at Canyon Joust. Robert `Tire Iron` Martin of The Groove Champions died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop. Britney Speers of Revelations died at Somerset Arena. Francis Hartzell of Infinite Improbabilities died at Gates of Somerset. Janis `Machts` Nix of Whiskey Runners died at Forever Yellow Skies. Floyd Green of Skids died at Sandy. Raymond Brewer of Paladins died at Northern Speedway. William Gordon of Collision Force died at The Pits. `Piper` Clinton O`Connor of Fifth Legion died at The Pits. Shawn Baker of BD And Sons died at Gates of Elmsfield. Mirella Kimberly of Confrerie died at Scattered Grounds. Patrick `Ok Moto` Okamoto of Confrerie died at Scattered Grounds. Ben `Screw` Dorris of Confrerie died at Scattered Grounds. Dale Wiechmann of Triumph died at Gates of Somerset. Joe Baisley of MADHAT died at Double Down Arena. Thomas Marin of Mirrored Pain died at Northern Speedway. Mary `Our Mother` Mars of Fathers of the Confederacy died at Acid Land. Ivan `Slay `Em All` Slayden of Eldritch Assassins died at Acid Land. |
Locals Cheers despite no blood lost  Allen `Piata` Reyna Reporting.
 Final Standing: 1st `Cdre.` Brock Sampson Hessians 2nd Naomi Ford Burdens Heavyweights 3rd Nathaniel Underwood Collision Force 4th Monte `Python` Ruiz Scarzams Dragoons 5th Stephen `Frankie` Flores French Foreign Legion 6th Diana `Hermit` Reid Abysmal Horrors 7th Dustin Herrington Axis of Weevils NR Allen `Piata` Reyna from Bastille Reporting for The Gazette  A masked figure standing with Joels Bastards in the crowd was heard to say: |