Sep/Oct
2096

Lynn `Genital Herpe` Miller of The Trouser Attacks died at Once Upon a Town.


Scott Weston of Romans Legion died at The Pit.


Sean Weston of Romans Legion died at The Pit.


Matt Herbert of Romans Legion died at The Pit.


Robert Steele of THERAPISTS died at Lonesome Highway.


Courtney Schuler of THERAPISTS died at Lonesome Highway.


Dora Eddy of THERAPISTS died at Lonesome Highway.


Kesha `Teisha` Richmond of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Telegraph Road.


Darren `Salvager` Jimison of The Vanguards died at Ring of Death Arena.


Chris Wilson of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Betty `BB` Baker of Knights of the Round Tire died at Once Upon a Town.


Robert `Death Wish` Bronson of Knights of the Round Tire died at Once Upon a Town.


Franklin Desai of Aisllye died at Northern Farm Land.


`MS.` Virginia Young of Raven Lunatics died at Acid Land.


Barbara `Gunshow` Arredondo of Project Cerberus died at Lost Oasis.


Ron Burgan of Piglets of Fate died at Once Upon a Town.


Traci `Raven` Brown of Raven Lunatics died at Once Upon a Town.


Jodi Coker of KILLtoll died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Sharon Browne of KILLtoll died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Michael `Myers` Wiseman of DWGs Most Hated died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Dwayne `The Rock` Johnson of Bamboo Cutters died at Northern Farm Land.


Bernie `The Red Giant` Sanderson of Bamboo Cutters died at Once Upon a Town.


Mike Tolley of Re-Tired Irons died at Gates of Somerset.


Allen `EvelEaBreaker` Quinton of Rollovers died at Gates of Somerset.


Edward Bowman of rebelfish resurgent II died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Daisy `Duke` Keen of Knights of the Round Tire died at Somerset Arena.


Lynne Pickering of The Trouser Attacks died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Gary Fisher of housers died at Gates of Somerset.


Lang `Labomb` Laffey of Melted Rubber died at Chaos Canyon.


John Justus of Raven Lunatics died at Via Rupta.


Karan Hair of black widow died at Sandy.


Roy Relyea of black widow died at Road to Somerset.


Wanda Carroll of Murphys Mercs died at Scattered Grounds.


Wilhemina `Panky` Hankerson of CryptKeepers died at Ring of Death Arena.


James `Quick Draw` Johnson of Mercykillers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Jeffrey `The Truth` Lyman of Raven Lunatics died at Northern Farm Land.


Joan Tyner of THERAPISTS died at Gates of Somerset.


Lucy Gonzalez of THERAPISTS died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Morgan Shannon of THERAPISTS died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


`Mark Sinclair` Von Diez of Bamboo Cutters died at Gates of Somerset.


Alexander Roe of Hogs of Destiny died at Somerset Super Speedway.


George Weatherford of Sandrats died at Gates of Somerset.


Eric `Chocko` Lind of Exalted died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


`Mister` Hector Grigsby of Exalted died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


`Great` Scott Reed of Exalted died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Dean Niebuhr of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Roy Houston of Machine Gun Morons died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Paul Austin of Machine Gun Morons died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


James `Third` Rieke of Eternal Travelers died at Gates of Somerset.


Jerry Starkweather of Eternal Travelers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Michelle `Gefilte` Fisk of Eternal Travelers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Mikki `Tenne` Baum of Eternal Travelers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Jeffrey Campbell of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Kris Smith of Aisllye died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Paul Cree of Exalted died at Somerset Rally Circuit.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Eternal Travelers (Somerset): $3723.
2. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $1622.
3. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $1436.
4. TheFireDragons (Somerset): $969.
5. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Gateway Truckstop): $363.
6. Eternal Travelers (Gateway Truckstop): $325.
7. black widow (Somerset): $309.
8. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $266.
9. TheFireDragons (Elmsfield): $253.
10. Avenged Sevenfold (Badlands Truckstop): $243.



Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Eternal Travelers: $1345450.
2. Sandrats: $334907.
3. The Trouser Attacks: $331535.
4. Dirty Lickins: $329442.
5. Bamboo Cutters: $314356.

League Leaders

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - Afrika Korps
Evan Deathrace Ladder - TheFireDragons
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - SLESTAGE
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Interstate 82

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Elmsfield Two Guineas League - Elmsfield Bandits
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

A well-known activist from the Evan Reds was preaching from his soap box again about arranged betting on arena events. Locals caught on and stopped betting. This caused great loses to the mafia. The activist was later found dead, a bullet to the head. Relations have deteriorated.



Kermit Giles

This month, we caught up with Kermit Giles of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez, one of Evan`s most skilled large guns specialists.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.