May/Jun
2093
Joels Bastards Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Rocky Horror, and finishing in third place overall were Dirge.

`Mean Muggin`` Miguel Stevens of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Andrew `Drew` Millard of blue rock died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


James `Sneaky` Davis of blue rock died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`Dooby` Sonny Saldivar of Unicorn Orgy died at Once Upon a Town.


Marilyn Sperry of Division 8 died at Ring of Death Arena.


Larry Welch of harimau died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Thomas Bowen of harimau died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Bart Smith of Iron Company died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Joyce Coy of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Northern Farm Land.


Rolando Skinner of Kekistani Meme Veterans died at Northern Farm Land.


Kate Kenyon of extinctioners died at Road to Somerset.


Robert `Artful` Artiaga of Holistic Detective Agency died at Acid Land.


Nathan `Paddy` Patterson of Holistic Detective Agency died at Acid Land.


Kenneth `Spider` Webb of Holistic Detective Agency died at Acid Land.


Jimmy `Corny` Cobb of Holistic Detective Agency died at Acid Land.


`Wrecking` Richard Minor of Holistic Detective Agency died at Acid Land.


Bradford Foster of Saladin died at The Pit.


William Bosco of Raven Lunatics died at Smokey Hills.


Terrell Gomez of Raven Lunatics died at Smokey Hills.


Larry Blocher of Saladin died at Somerset Arena.


Alberto `Bert` Davis of blue rock died at Blown With the Wind.


Mary Denison of blue rock died at Blown With the Wind.


Kyle Carrol of Rabid Groundhogs died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Phoebe `Precinct` Washington of The Tacticals died at The Pit.


Beverlee Washington of Raven Lunatics died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Robbie Browning of Raven Lunatics died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


`Crazy Man` Ronald Waters of El Nubnubs died at Road to Somerset.


Courtney Moberg of Raven Lunatics died at Northern Farm Land.


Ralph Rowe of Scarzams Sandmen died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Curtis `MAFIA BOY` Garcia of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Carlos Moriarty of U.A.C Union Aerospace Corp. died at Highway to Hell.


Cecil Wong of Saladin died at Lost Oasis.


`Mister` Michael Garrison of Steel Clan died at Ring of Death Arena.


Gary Boner of Steel Clan died at Ring of Death Arena.


`Getty Guzzlin` Joshua Guzman of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at The Dunes Race Course.


Angelo Moscato of The F15ts 0f 1r0n died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Miss Moon of T-birds died at Road to Elmsfield.


Preston Brown of Blacklight Lanterns died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 2.


Fannie Raper of Saladin died at The Pit.


Dorothy Crews of Scarzams Sandmen died at Northern Farm Land.


Francis Guynn of soldiersz died at The Dunes Race Course.


Jeffery `DOC` Ye of Raven Lunatics died at Northern Speedway.


Geraldine Gilbert of Raven Lunatics died at Bombed Luna Road.


Jacob Anderson of soldiersz died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Martin `Breakin` the` Lawson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Interstate Mythos.


Joy `The Psycho` Ward of Main Street died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Brenda Davy of Scarzams Sandmen died at The Pit.


Danica McKellar of The Purple Foxes died at Road to Somerset.


Charlotte Williams of U.A.C Union Aerospace Corp. died at Once Upon a Town.


David McCrae of Rabid Groundhogs died at Serpentine Road.


Marion Lopez of Dirty Lickins died at Ring of Death Arena.


William Randolph of Midnite Express died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


David Richardson of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Somerset.


Chance Wurst of Saladin died at Road to Somerset.


Ronald `nouri` Coleman of myrmoney died at Road to Somerset.


John `WAR` Eagle of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Somerset.


Michael Johnson of extinctioners died at Road to Somerset.


Paul `talyer` Jarvis of extinctioners died at Road to Somerset.


Dorothy Baugh of extinctioners died at Road to Somerset.


Edmund `normal boi` Camp of myrmoney died at Lost Oasis.


George `Mocca` Mojica of U.A.C Union Aerospace Corp. died at Northern Farm Land.


Thomas `Pumpson` Thomson of U.A.C Union Aerospace Corp. died at Gates of Somerset.



Most Active Gangs

As part of our occasional roundup of the most busy gangs in Evan right now, we can report the following.

The most active gang on the deathsport circuit has been Saladin. Their most favoured type of event has been the deathrace, although they have also competed in numerous combat events.

Out of town, the most busy squads have been:
1. Wolfpack, owned by FireWolf.
2. BUILD THE WALL!!!, owned by Kekistani Meme Veterans.
3. Pirates of Penzance, owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
4. Jigga/Juxta/Baba, owned by Main Street.
5. MM Hunter, owned by PerforatedPoo.



Longos Merry Men Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Longos Merry Men taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Main Street, and finishing in third place overall were Road Assassins.

Big Earners on the Track

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Saladin: $839850.
2. harimau: $362692.
3. Dirty Lickins: $222149.
4. The Purple Foxes: $200970.
5. Cali and the Zards: $148628.

League Leaders

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - BBB Gang
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Saladin
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Saladin
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - The Darkside

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Northern Paintball League - Longos Merry Men
Somerset Spring Challenge League - Rocky Horror
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Dirty Lickins



Political Update

Due to a diplomatic incident following allegations of the hoarding of essential medicines for personal profit, relations have soured between the Civs and the Merchants.



Richard 'Dick' Jones

We`re paying tribute to the legendary Richard 'Dick' Jones, a renowned mechanic from Anubis Cartel.
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