Jul/Aug
2106
The Tiger Sharks Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with The Tiger Sharks taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Lattes Raiders, and finishing in third place overall were Joels Bastards.

Julio `Hoolio` Gibson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Ice Water.


`San` Juan Scotti of Rabid Groundhogs died at Ice Water.


Broderick `Brody` Lee of Rabid Groundhogs died at Ice Water.


Paul Sauer of Tuskan Raiders died at The Dunes Race Course.


Jodie `Jammin`` Leija of Womens Auxiliary Balloon Corps died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


William `Broke a` Lance of Evil Elves died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


John `the Sitter` Hatchell of Evil Elves died at Highway to Hell.


David `the Pig` Hamlin of Evil Elves died at Pathway to Darkness.


Robert `Burny` Bernardi of Evil Elves died at Pathway to Darkness.


Byron Delgado of Evil Elves died at Pathway to Darkness.


Alex Gentry of Evil Elves died at Pathway to Darkness.


Brandon `Hey` Abbott of Evil Elves died at Once Upon a Town.


Jack Williams of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Rick Bueno of Happys Anarchists died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Chuck Cordova of COVID Zombies died at Ring of Death Arena.


Richard `Dickiebird` Pawlowski of Evil Elves died at Once Upon a Town.


Willa Begley of Dead Man inc died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Donald `Crew driver` Dolin of harimau died at The Pit.


Lily Collins of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Somerset.


Mary Gatlin of Abysmal Horrors died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Bradley Davis of COVID Zombies died at Ring of Death Arena.


Phyllis Maguire of COVID Zombies died at Ring of Death Arena.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Unicycle Boyz (Somerset): $1728.
2. McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS (Elmsfield): $1600.
3. Dead Man inc (Somerset): $1512.
4. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $1337.
5. McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS (Somerset): $501.
6. Unicycle Boyz (Gateway Truckstop): $415.
7. Unicycle Boyz (Badlands Truckstop): $266.
8. Rabid Groundhogs (Gateway Truckstop): $118.

League Leaders

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - StoneHArdChads
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Iron Wraiths
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - SAO Survivors
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Rabid Groundhogs

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Deathrace League - Unicycle Boyz
Northern Summer League - Rabid Groundhogs
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Rabid Groundhogs
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - Unicycle Boyz
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Unicycle Boyz
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Darkwinds Most Wanted
Elmsfield Summer Classic League - The Tiger Sharks



Political Update

Relations between the Slavers and Mutants have deteriorated after a raid on Ernie`s freight, said to contain `Food` for the upcoming Great Shantyville BBQ.



Famous Rides

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Bigshot owned by Postapocalypse Paladins.
4. Ares owned by Overlanders.
5. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
6. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
7. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
8. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
11. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
12. Escort owned by Krashed and Burnt.
13. Love Shack owned by Interstate 82.
14. Hammer 2 owned by PA Racers.
15. Hammer 9 owned by PA Racers.



Alice 'HAMMER TIME' Penn

One of today`s most famous large guns specialists is a member of McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS - we are referring of course to Alice 'HAMMER TIME' Penn.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla.