Jul/Aug
2086

Elvira `The Scout` Wix of The Intollerants died at Sandy.


Willie `Big Bill` Clark of Lions Roar died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Paul Payne of Crispy Biscuits died at Bombed Luna Road.


Samantha Prunty of Crispy Biscuits died at Bombed Luna Road.


Winter Summers of Rizon Oni died at Gates of Somerset.


`The Mechanic` Jeremiah Alexander of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


`The Infamous` Bryan Dowdell of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Swamps of Dagon.


Raymond Ottman of Rabid Groundhogs died at Lost Oasis.


Carolyn Cowan of little men died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Howard Wright of Metal 0verlords died at Road to Elmsfield.


Amos Johnson of BadBlooded died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


John `Boss` Hogg of The Darkside died at Gates of Morgan.


Victoria `Secret` Justice of The Darkside died at Gates of Morgan.


Robert `Uncle` Cousin of The Darkside died at Gates of Morgan.


Shannan `Machine Gun` Sutter of black widow died at Gates of Somerset.


Junko `What Are Your` Titsworth of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Reginald Mims of Metal 0verlords died at Lost Oasis.


Alice Hart of carrion party died at Lost Oasis.


Thomas Leon of Carrefour Racing died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Mathew Kirschbaum of Panty Droppas died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


`Steady` Joseph Miller of American Scavenger Autoduelist died at Road to Somerset.


Rolando Landis of Frosted Flakes died at Somerset Arena.


Louis `Monte` Decarlo of Eternal Travelers died at Gates of Somerset.


Jane Haveman of Mantequilla Roja died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Thelma Locke of Mantequilla Roja died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Mary `Queen` Gordon of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


`The Report By` David Corbett of Steel Vendetta died at Highway to Hell.


Rachel Esquivel of Stargazer died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


`Dr.` Michael Williams of Stargazer died at The Pit.


Blake Reed of Stargazer died at The Pit.


Janetta Ruiz of The Intollerants died at Somerset Arena.


Conrad `Remark` Marks of black widow died at The Dunes Race Course.


`Gateway Kid` Robbie Carpenter of El Nubnubs died at Lonesome Highway.


Joseph `Dusty` Miller of Rabid Groundhogs died at Road to Somerset.


Darlene Haas of TheFireDragons died at Road to Somerset.


Rudy Anderson of TheFireDragons died at Road to Somerset.


`Lets Go` Barbara Cardenas of El Nubnubs died at Chaos Canyon.


Christopher `Toothy` Honeycutt of El Nubnubs died at Chaos Canyon.


Joshua `Boombox` Wilson of The Tacticals died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


Thomas Musto of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.


Robert `flowers` Walls of Dead Stop died at Chaos Canyon.


Shelton `MegaMan` Hagler of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.



Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. El Nubnubs: $803692.
2. Steel Vendetta: $662816.
3. The Purple Foxes: $391153.
4. TheFireDragons: $372089.
5. Kaizers Orchestra: $252734.

Evan Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - El Nubnubs
Evan Deathrace Ladder - El Nubnubs
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Danterrans Dilettantes
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - El Nubnubs

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Steel Vendetta
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Holistic Detective Agency
Somerset Deathrace League - Scarzams Jokers
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - Stargazer
Northern Summer League - Northern Mutant Alliance
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

Relations between the mutants and anarchists are reported to be at an all-time high following the announcement of an arranged marriage between the daughter of a high-ranking member of Sabretooth with one of Mad Mac`s sons.



Famous Rides

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Buzzkill owned by Anubis Cartel.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
6. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
7. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
11. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
12. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
13. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
14. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
15. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.