Mar/Apr
2086
PA Racers Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Lattes Raiders, and finishing in third place overall were Somerset Lizards.

Michael Ramos of TheFireDragons died at Ring of Death Arena.


Joshua `Dimes` McNicholas of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


Helga `WildCat` Osborne of TheFireDragons died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Easter Estes of Castraitors died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


David Beliveau of MADHAT died at Interstate Mythos.


`Spider Dancer` Lola Montez of Stargazer died at Gates of Morgan.


Ronald Irwin of Stargazer died at Gates of Morgan.


Helen Nettles of the fablous gord died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Quinton `` Williams of the fablous gord died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Bert Fagan of Rizon Oni died at Double Down Arena.


Noel Baccus of black widow died at Once Upon a Town.


Miss Summers of black widow died at Once Upon a Town.


Donte Farnham of American Scavenger Autoduelist died at Ring of Death Arena.


Xavier Youngblood of Rizon Oni died at Telegraph Road.


Edward Davis of West Coast Rovers died at Somerset Arena.


Mario Mitchell of Lions Roar died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Jose `Sidewinder` McCall of The Tacticals died at The Pit.


`Fried Chicken` Stanley Williams of The Tacticals died at The Pit.


Rusty Davis of Flat Earth Gang died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 3.


James `Lone Survivor` Littlejohn of American Scavenger Autoduelist died at Gates of Somerset.


Annie Lucky of American Scavenger Autoduelist died at Gates of Somerset.


Carl Diaz of MADHAT died at Once Upon a Town.


Lawrence `LongShot` Pellegrino of CryptKeepers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Jennie `TimeBomb` Tilley of CryptKeepers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Allen Johnson of Stargazer died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Jason `Burnin` Dow of El Nubnubs died at Road to Somerset.


Sonya Vazquez of Stargazer died at The Dunes Race Course.


Jeffrey Qualls of SilverHand died at Double Down Arena.


Lowell `Boom! Boom!` Hawes of SilverHand died at Road to Elmsfield.


Karl Trainor of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at The Pit.


Juanita `Chica` Wilcox of Alpha Legion died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


`Butterbear` Vanessa Hudgens of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Morgan.


Jessica `Honey` Alba of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Morgan.


`Banshee` Lili Simmons of The Purple Foxes died at Gates of Morgan.


Cathleen Brown of SilverHand died at Road to Elmsfield.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $3136.
2. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $192.



Movers and $hakers

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. El Nubnubs: $565420.
2. The Tacticals: $297762.
3. Alpha Legion: $261094.
4. Joels Bastards: $221235.
5. Griffindor: $177919.

League Leaders

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - Necrolithic Empire
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Lions Roar
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Shiney
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Shiney

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Winter Warmup League - PA Racers
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - No Aiming Just Shooting
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Necrolithic Empire
Somerset Race League - Rizon Oni
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Northern Paintball League - Necrolithic Empire



Political Update

A well-known activist from the Evan Reds was preaching from his soap box again about arranged betting on arena events. Locals caught on and stopped betting. This caused great loses to the mafia. The activist was later found dead, a bullet to the head. Relations have deteriorated.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.