May/Jun
2098
Joels Bastards Win Somerset Spring Challenge League

The Somerset Spring Challenge League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Andrews Ants, and finishing in third place overall were Order of the Crimson Sun.

James `X` Gross of Flying Froggies died at Interstate Mythos.


John Moniz of Blur Syndicate died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Frances Guerrier of Blur Syndicate died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


David Brooks of Blur Syndicate died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Cecil Sowder of The Black Legion died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Clayton Darden of The Black Legion died at Salt Flats Canyon.


Bettye Elder of [v]@Xx3D []ut died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Darren Cross of Dittos died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


James Heck of Rollovers died at Gates of Somerset.


`Orange` Julius Weisinger of Shallow Graves died at Gates of Somerset.


Diane `Blacken` Decker of Shallow Graves died at Gates of Somerset.


Richard `George` Karlin of Shallow Graves died at Gates of Somerset.


Juan `Valdez` Albee of Shallow Graves died at Gates of Somerset.


Christopher Hutchinson of Shallow Graves died at The Pit.


Robert `Ricardo` Khan of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Blown With the Wind.


Ronald Parker of Anubis Cartel died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Donny Spoon of Blue Lions died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Julia `the Doc` Thompson of SaltnPeppa died at Lost Oasis.


Kenneth Hamilton of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Lost Oasis.


Carlo Carter of Paras Pyros died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


`Little` Lillie Elmore of Evil Elves died at Gates of Somerset.


Ronnie Jones of Evil Elves died at Gates of Somerset.


Ida `Dunno` Stroud of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


William Furry of blue rock died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Henry Grayson of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


Chris Austin of The Black Legion died at Outback of Nowhere.


Alvin Doolittle of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Somerset.


Mark Blood of Blue Lions died at Once Upon a Town.


Brandon `Goat Herder` Anthony of Exbeefeater died at Gates of Somerset.


Sharron Macias of PA Racers died at Gates of Somerset.


Arlene Larock of Shallow Graves died at Double Down Arena.


Becky Maldonado of Blue Lions died at Lost Oasis.


Timothy Karl of Paras Pyros died at Gates of Somerset.


Robert Bilodeau of blue rock died at Gates of Somerset.


Lisa `the Slut` Miller of Exbeefeater died at Interstate Mythos.


Jack Larsen of the rowdy three died at The Pit.


Rex Corrigan of Bamboo Cutters died at The Pit.


Aaron Rutledge of Paras Pyros died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Janet `J` Marshall of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Maure Dore.


Lena `The Weasel` Ali of Nadir SkyVengers died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


`Pilot` Bruce Hope of Flying Froggies died at Once Upon a Town.


Rick `The Wiz` Gee of Shallow Graves died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Ross Sapp of Jellie died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Wm Clemons of Joels Bastards died at Gates of Somerset.


Nancy Wagner of Rollovers died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Joseph `Blast` Rancourt of myrmoney died at Gates of Somerset.


John Townsend of Anarchisten died at Gates of Somerset.


Marcelo Detwiler of Shallow Graves died at Once Upon a Town.


Cynthia Ham of Shallow Graves died at Once Upon a Town.


Woodrow O`Day of Blue Lions died at Road to Elmsfield.


David Black of Harrys Hippos died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Marie` Antoinette Jones of Chemical Brawlers died at Double Down Arena.


George Williams of BlueDogs died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


James `Stosh` Butters of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Dorothy `Felix` Ungar of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Vivian Schwab of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Henry Gray of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Carla Ratcliff of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Gabriela Border of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Beverly `of Passadena` Luff of TheFireDragons died at Gates of Somerset.


Chris Cockrell of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Nancy Eurich of Shallow Graves died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


George Tolman of Shallow Graves died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Helen `Helluva` Baker of Shallow Graves died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Clarence Torres of Anarchisten died at Northern Speedway.


Xavier `xXx` Xie of Flying Froggies died at Once Upon a Town.


Frank `Lay It Down` Cunningham of Jellie died at Road to Somerset.


Pam `DeadEye` Wilder of Jellie died at Road to Somerset.


Roy `buckshot` Wilson of myrmoney died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Ralph `Filed` Ramirez of myrmoney died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Arnold Stanhope of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Nancy `Fangs` Brown of BlueDogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Monique Kelsey of the rowdy three died at Gates of Somerset.


Karl Marx of the rowdy three died at Gates of Somerset.


Sol `stice` Mullinix of thebills died at Bombed Luna Road.


Keith `Got a` Hickey of Evil Elves died at Once Upon a Town.


John Herring of Evil Elves died at Once Upon a Town.


`San` Diego Morris of Evil Elves died at Once Upon a Town.


Raymond `Donald` King of Evil Elves died at Once Upon a Town.


Michael `Sugger` Suggs of Exbeefeater died at Chaos Canyon.


Keith `Kfab` Saunders of Exbeefeater died at Chaos Canyon.


Samuel Dexter of Exbeefeater died at Chaos Canyon.


Franklin `the Turtle` Pratt of Exbeefeater died at Chaos Canyon.


Vincent Mendoza of Rabid Groundhogs died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


See Royal of Blue Lions died at Gates of Somerset.


Arthur Winston of Anarchisten died at Northern Speedway.


Ricky Holzer of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Scattered Grounds.


`Litle miss` Sharon Moffett of [v]@Xx3D []ut died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Roger `Ramjet` Ramsey of [v]@Xx3D []ut died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Isaac `I Say` Crawford of Jack In A Car died at Once Upon a Town.


Anthony Costa of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


Lauren `Bombard` Labombard of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Carey Church of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Billy `Boy` Georges of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Rebecca Wayne of Sandrats died at Scattered Hills: Bridge Out.


Luis Seidman of Xeno Tech Corp died at Blown With the Wind.


William `Crash Dummy` Disalvo of Exbeefeater died at Gates of Somerset.


Max Payne of Joels Bastards died at Northern Speedway.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $1859.
2. THERAPISTS (Badlands Truckstop): $1086.
3. The Trouser Attacks (Somerset): $417.
4. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $267.
5. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Somerset): $155.
6. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $152.
7. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get (Shantyville): $116.
8. Splurs Scroungers (Badlands Truckstop): $82.


 


Jellie Win Northern Paintball League

The Northern Paintball League finished, with Jellie taking the overall victory and a prize of $25000. The runners-up were Somerset Cowboys, and finishing in third place overall were Road Assassins.

Prizes Leaderboard

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Chemical Brawlers: $1014504.
2. Effys Girls: $754241.
3. El Nubnubs: $733545.
4. the rowdy three: $724110.
5. Smoker U Drink, Player U Get: $667358.

Deathsport Leagues

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Joels Bastards
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Raven Lunatics
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Jellie
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Effys Girls

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Interstate 82
Somerset Spring Challenge League - Joels Bastards
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - the rowdy three
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Andrews Ants
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Interstate 82
Northern Paintball League - Jellie



Political Update

Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants.



Thomas Davis

We`re paying tribute to the legendary Thomas Davis, a renowned gunner from Postapocalypse Paladins.
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