Sep/Oct
2084
The Darkside Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with The Darkside taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were No Aiming Just Shooting, and finishing in third place overall were Kaizers Orchestra.

Kaizers Orchestra Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League finished, with Kaizers Orchestra taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were The Darkside, and finishing in third place overall were No Aiming Just Shooting.

Kaizers Orchestra Win Circuit of Evan Rally III League

The Circuit of Evan Rally III League finished, with Kaizers Orchestra taking the overall victory and a prize of $250000. The runners-up were Holistic Detective Agency, and finishing in third place overall were The White Ashes.

`two guns` Jessie Rowe of fluids needed died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Albert `The Show` Wynn of The Tacticals died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Alanna `Dashing` Cavalier of Holistic Detective Agency died at Gates of Morgan.


Mike `Lob It` Williams of rebelfish resurgent II died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Michael Davison of AidsKills died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Gerard `the stove....` Coleman of fluids needed died at Acid Land.


`Doc` Horace Miller of El Nubnubs died at Gates of Somerset.


Philip Medina of HamSlappinKarate died at Road to Somerset.


Jean Schrader of AidsKills died at Road to Somerset.


Timothy Clark of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


Victor Bell of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


Edith Sheffield of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


Brandon Johnson of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


Darryl Lake of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


Lewis Perry of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


Michael Cress of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


Candice Robinson of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


Kathy Salazar of the mad mad crushers died at Gates of Somerset.


John White of TATEC died at The Dunes Race Course.


Stuart Rodrigues of Thenameofblack died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Judith Stewart of Shards of Gradook died at Ring of Death Arena.


`Scouter` Tiffany Christmas of Harley Nomads died at The Pit.


Joel Ross of Harley Nomads died at The Pit.


Myron Johnson of Biscuiti died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Justin Patton of Evans Finest died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Justin Mueller of Evans Finest died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Casey Johnson of The Vanguards died at Gates of Somerset.


Matthew `Rugby` Hooker of The Vanguards died at Gates of Somerset.


Muriel Wang of The Vanguards died at Gates of Somerset.


Virgina Jones of HamSlappinKarate died at Sandy.


Stephen `J` Giles of Pee Wees Playhouse died at The Pit.


Leonard `Mack Daddy` McKinney of Pee Wees Playhouse died at The Pit.


Juanita `bam bam ` Guillory of fluids needed died at Gateway Interstate Circuit.


Charles `Corn` Cobb of fluids needed died at Ring of Death Arena.


Ruth `scooby` Do of fluids needed died at Ring of Death Arena.


`WRONG` Christine Wong of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Pathway to Darkness.


Alexander Spivey of Black Blossom died at Somerset Arena.


John Rushing of Shiney died at Elmsfield Southern Speed Circuit.


Lacy Unknow of Rabid Groundhogs died at Telegraph Road.


David Gutierrez of Rabid Groundhogs died at Telegraph Road.


Troy Jackson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Once Upon a Town.


James McGhee of CrazyCats died at Toxic Wastes.


John Hawkins of CrazyCats died at Toxic Wastes.


Tony Raya of CrazyCats died at Toxic Wastes.


Mel `Gives No` Fuchs of PerforatedPoo died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


`Crazy` Valerie Flores of The Crayons died at Ring of Death Arena.


`On Target` Willard Wilson of The Crayons died at Ring of Death Arena.


Willie `Coyote` Jumper of Kaizers Orchestra died at Gates of Firelight.


Harry Potter of Griffindor died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Nicholas `Ghost` Kasper of Wasteland Enforcers died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Mackenzie `Red Devil` Winchester of The Swedish Chef died at Road to Elmsfield.


Ada `Killer` Kwon of The Swedish Chef died at Road to Elmsfield.


Wendy `Dooms Day` Scheffler of The Swedish Chef died at Road to Elmsfield.


Michael `Impact` McGlothlin of The Swedish Chef died at Road to Elmsfield.


Paul Sewell of Masked Riders died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Steven Kenner of car stuff? died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Mark Kimble of Rizon Oni died at Northern Desert Circuit.


David Aikens of Rabid Groundhogs died at Lost Oasis.


Roy Terry of Mad Ratz died at Blown With the Wind.


Mary Bosworth of Wild Runners died at Lost Trail: Dead River.


Paul Campbell of Harley Nomads died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.



Bountiful!

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. SonderKommandoRevolt (Somerset): $413.
2. PerforatedPoo (Somerset): $156.
3. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $109.

League Leaders

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - Shiney
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - PerforatedPoo
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - thebills

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - No Aiming Just Shooting
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Kaizers Orchestra



Political Update

Relations between the Civs and Merchants have cooled somwehat, following allegations of price-fixing in the food market - the Civs allege that the welfare of their citizens is being disregarded by the naked profiteering of the Merchants.



Celebrity Vehicles

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Buzzkill owned by Anubis Cartel.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
6. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
7. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
11. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
12. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
13. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
14. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
15. Escort owned by Krashed and Burnt.



Monty 'Montgomery' Scott

The most skillful driver active in Evan today is Monty 'Montgomery' Scott from -^-HellRazors-^-.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.