Mar/Apr
2097
Joels Bastards Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Rollovers, and finishing in third place overall were Pole Dancers.

Clara Pyle of Avenged Sevenfold died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Andrew Kass of Anarchy X died at Chaos Canyon.


Katherine Salazar of Sandrats died at Gates of Somerset.


Evelyn Kuhn of Rex Rillions Ringers RRR died at Road to Somerset.


Leah `The Witch` Blair of Bamboo Cutters died at Northern Farm Land.


David Piccirillo of Raven Lunatics died at Once Upon a Town.


Todd Machado of Murphys Mercs died at Gates of Somerset.


Dan `Bob` Ross of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Gates of Somerset.


Reyna `Of` Fiore of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Gates of Somerset.


Gigi `bertina` Farmer of Rollovers died at Gates of Somerset.


Ann Kennedy of GrindHouse died at Once Upon a Town.


`Spec4` James Goldman of Comanche died at Once Upon a Town.


James `Hawk Eye` Welch of Comanche died at Once Upon a Town.


`R-Dog` Rogelio Rodriguez of Hogs of Destiny died at Ring of Death Arena.


Nick `Nack Patty` Wacker of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Smokey Hills.


Thomas `Trashtalker` Trask of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Gates of Somerset.


Bell `Gamer Girl` Delph of Bamboo Cutters died at The Pit.


Louis `Chance` Chaudhry of Murphys Mercs died at Northern Farm Land.


Dean Ahern of Murphys Mercs died at Northern Farm Land.


Keisha `Grease Monkey` Martin of Murphys Mercs died at Northern Farm Land.


Walker Walker of Wasteland Recycling Company died at Northern Speedway.


Ronald Christy of Piglets of Fate died at Gates of Somerset.


Todd `Just Works` Howard of Rizon Oni died at Gates of Somerset.


Hyacinth `Two Lips` Haakenson of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Reba `Red Bull` Torres of blue rock died at Once Upon a Town.


Kirby Roy of Jack In A Car died at Gates of Somerset.


Graham Davis of Renshai died at The Pit.


Ute Noren of Interstate 82 died at The Pit.


Edward Lee of Pole Dancers died at Double Down Arena.


`Sir` Earl Key of Pole Dancers died at Northern Desert Circuit.


James `Kraut` Neubauer of blue rock died at Outback of Nowhere.


Ruby Segura of Raven Lunatics died at Canyon Joust.


Alejandro Mott of Harrys Hippos died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Jake Bell of Harrys Hippos died at Gates of Badlands Truckstop.


Steven Massey of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Road to Somerset.


Damian Triplett of pointer111 died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Shane Hall of Rex Rillions Ringers RRR died at Gates of Somerset.


Sharon `Highball` Hutchins of Murphys Mercs died at Gates of Somerset.


George `The Mexi` Piedra of Hogs of Destiny died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Albert `A.M.` Miles of blue rock died at Double Down Arena.


Wesley Kern of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Outback of Nowhere.


Byron Bradford of Sandrats died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Shannon Bunch of Monsterz died at Somerset Arena.


`Big Gunny` Ed Hopper of Comanche died at Once Upon a Town.


Jeremy Williams of Igniter died at Gates of Somerset.


Billy `The Big` Lebowski of Pole Dancers died at Gates of Somerset.


Norman Lopez of The Trouser Attacks died at Northern Farm Land.


Myra Keeton of The Trouser Attacks died at Northern Farm Land.


Joe Miles of Monsterz died at Northern Farm Land.


`19.95` Earl Scheid of The Darkside died at Serpentine Road.


Joseph `Emo` Cutter of The Darkside died at Serpentine Road.


Ebony Babcock of harimau died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Gale Vaillancourt of Interstate 82 died at Road to Somerset.


Glen `Chowdown` Cheung of The Vanguards died at Sandy.


Willie `Medic` Hall of The Vanguards died at Sandy.


Paul Potts of Alpha Junkers died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Desiree `Dezza` Brown of The Vanguards died at Gates of Somerset.


Mandy Sanders of Interstate 82 died at Road to Elmsfield.


`The Enforcer` Jessica Valentino of Blood Roses died at The Pit.


`Bulletproof` Harrison Reno of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Once Upon a Town.


`Greasy Dick` Richard Costillo of The Vanguards died at Lost Oasis.


Donald `GTA` Love of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Once Upon a Town.


Charles Schooley of pointer111 died at Somerset Dirt Racing Track.


Gerald Poole of Renshai died at Deadman`s Drop.


Shelton Hunt of Rex Rillions Ringers RRR died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


`I Think` Keith May of Zaphod Beeblebrox died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Sylvia Harrell of Murphys Mercs died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Kenneth Newell of Valhallans died at Road to Elmsfield.


Nathaniel Rivera of Rex Rillions Ringers RRR died at Road to Somerset.


Coy Gonzales of Igniter died at Ring of Death Arena.


Justin Clayton of The Salthill Sluggerz died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Kevin Allen of Krashed and Burnt died at Road to Somerset.


Michael `Wheres My ` Coker of Krashed and Burnt died at Road to Somerset.


Emma Rhymes of Krashed and Burnt died at Road to Somerset.


John Harn of Boars of Boozin died at Gates of Somerset.


Jonathan Todd of Renshai died at Northern Farm Land.


Frank Griffin of The Blue Lions died at Gates of Somerset.


Amanda Robles of Igniter died at Road to Somerset.


Robin Ekstrom of Interstate 82 died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Ann Dixon of Interstate 82 died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Douglas Fifield of the mad mad crushers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Stormy `Daniels` Agee of Longos Merry Men died at Road to Somerset.


Thomas Kent of Needs more Dakka! died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Jason Smith of Raven Lunatics died at Gates of Somerset.


Chester `Wheelz` Eaglin of Melted Rubber died at The Pit.


`Gangster` Yvette Ramirez of The Flying Circus died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Stephen `Knows All The` Hicks of Igniter died at Double Down Arena.


Christopher `The Pope` Christensen of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Gates of Somerset.


Sherwood `SoftSpot ` Sappington of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Gates of Somerset.


David Diaz of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Northern Farm Land.


Patrick Smith of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Once Upon a Town.


Joshua Hu of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Once Upon a Town.


Krista Bell of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Once Upon a Town.


Carolyn Crouse of Postapocalypse Paladins died at Once Upon a Town.


Kristopher `K` Kerstetter of SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin died at Pathway to Darkness.


Hee He of Avenged Sevenfold died at Northern Farm Land.


Chris Brewer of Raven Lunatics died at Lost Oasis.


John Klein of Raven Lunatics died at Lost Oasis.


Terry Ngo of The Vanguards died at The Pit.


Crystle Benjamin of Raven Lunatics died at Road to Somerset.


George McAdams of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Scattered Grounds.


Johnny Clark of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Somerset.


James Cleghorn of The Trouser Attacks died at Gates of Somerset.


Marcelo `Face` Jackson of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Lost Trail: Overland.


Herbert Mueller of Turner, Harvest and Ramirez died at Lost Trail: Overland.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. Pole Dancers (Somerset): $4378.
2. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Somerset): $2783.
3. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Elmsfield): $1250.
4. Pole Dancers (Gateway Truckstop): $686.
5. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Sarsfield): $357.
6. Pole Dancers (Elmsfield): $280.
7. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Morgan): $246.
8. THERAPISTS (Badlands Truckstop): $243.
9. GO FORNICATE YERSELF (Badlands Truckstop): $218.
10. Pole Dancers (Texan): $185.

Deathsport Leagues

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - Rollovers
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Rollovers
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Waskal Wabbitz
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Waskal Wabbitz

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Somerset Winter Warmup League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Avenged Sevenfold
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Rollovers
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Harrys Hippos
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Pole Dancers
Somerset Race League - PA Racers
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Zaphod Beeblebrox
Northern Paintball League - Hogs of Destiny



Political Update

Relations between the mutants and anarchists are reported to be at an all-time high following the announcement of an arranged marriage between the daughter of a high-ranking member of Sabretooth with one of Mad Mac`s sons.



Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth

The most drug-addicted gangs currently active in Evan are:

1. Blood Roses.
2. Krashed and Burnt.
3. Steel Clan.
4. shadowguard.
5. Afrika Korps.
6. Mercykillers.
7. The Black Legion.
8. SlaughterHouse Bath and Lodgin.
9. Raging Scavengers.
10. Postapocalypse Paladins.

The heaviest addict in Blood Roses is Henry Hedrick, and his favourite tipple is Alcohol.



Angel Smith

One of today`s most famous large guns specialists is a member of Interstate 82 - we are referring of course to Angel Smith.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Hati, Racing Robbie, Bastille, Rezeak, SmokeyKilla.