Mar/Apr
2087
PA Racers Win Somerset Winter Warmup League

The Somerset Winter Warmup League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Somerset Lizards, and finishing in third place overall were Lattes Raiders.

Gary Smith of TheFireDragons died at Road to Somerset.


Douglas Farwell of Dead Stop died at Chaos Canyon.


Donald `Driver` Burke of Dead Stop died at Chaos Canyon.


Robert Sartain of Jollys Rangers died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Clint `Marshal` McCoy of Zombified Piratey Ninjas died at Gates of Somerset.


David `Fifty-cal` Webb of Zombified Piratey Ninjas died at Gates of Somerset.


Beth Marshall of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Somerset.


Elizabeth `April` Mae of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Chris `P` Bacon of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Ruby Colwell of Pax Romana died at Road to Somerset.


`EXPLOSIONS?!` Babara Baillargeon of Eternal Travelers died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Dorothy Johnson of Dont F with the DANKNESS died at The Dunes Race Course.


Paul Durbin of Jollys Rangers died at Northern Farm Land.


Mark Romero of PiGFaCe died at Gates of Somerset.


James Johnson of PiGFaCe died at Gates of Somerset.


David Kelly of PiGFaCe died at Gates of Somerset.


Beulah Murray of PiGFaCe died at Gates of Somerset.


Shirley Phelps of Calis Zards died at Lost Oasis.


Tom `Voldemort` Riddle of Calis Zards died at Lost Oasis.


Michael Witt of The Intolerants died at The Pit.


John `Machine Gun` Noggle of The Intolerants died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Albert `Longshanks` Shanklin of Kaizers Orchestra died at The Pit.


`Gooden` Margarita Hedden of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Sarsfield.


Mary `Mum` Kelly of blue rock died at Road to Somerset.


Christopher Sharp of the rowdy three died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


`Simon` Theodore Brey of Dead Stop died at Gates of Somerset.


Donald `Whitey` House of Dead Stop died at Gates of Somerset.


Robert Childress of PA Racers died at The Pits.


Donald Wolf of ApocalyticalSaints died at Ring of Death Arena.


Xiao `Xyiaou` Xiong of Eternal Travelers died at Gates of Somerset.


Abe Slade of TheFireDragons died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Cheryl Johnson of I.C.E InterCityEscort died at Via Rupta.


Robert `Cheel` Cho of The Impure wcbcr0ach Brotherho died at Northern Farm Land.


Shon `Stripped up ` Coppola of The Impure wcbcr0ach Brotherho died at Northern Farm Land.


Rosa `Babs` Barraza of blue rock died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


John Conner of blue rock died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Demetrius `Burn Out` Giuliano of Mercykillers died at Once Upon a Town.


William Benson of Mercykillers died at Once Upon a Town.


Gema `Bee` Utz of Mercykillers died at Once Upon a Town.


Justin `PSYco` Dewitt of Rabid Groundhogs died at Outback of Nowhere.


Annette `Funky Girl` Spencer of Rabid Groundhogs died at Outback of Nowhere.


Eugenia Heiman of TheFireDragons died at Outback of Nowhere.


Nathan `MERLE ` Haggard of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at Gates of Somerset.


Melanie `The Lepper of` London of Steel Vendetta died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Chanelle Richards of TheFireDragons died at The Pit.


Felix `OnFire` Thomas of TheFireDragons died at Road to Somerset.


Bethany Danner of Eternal Travelers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Arlen `The Deliverer` Bales of Eternal Travelers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Theodore Lee of Eternal Travelers died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Ruth Alvarez of Lobotomizers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Madelyn Stevens of Lobotomizers died at The Pit.


Floyd Baker of El Nubnubs died at Gates of Sarsfield.


Ann Bartlett of El Nubnubs died at The Pits.


Claudio `Fish Lips` Grimes of Steel Vendetta died at Once Upon a Town.


`Balls` Steven Welsh of El Nubnubs died at The Pit.


Robert James of Steel Vendetta died at Gateway, The Bone.


Jose Valentine of Jollys Rangers died at Gates of Somerset.


Bonnie Jones of Fire Road died at Somerset Arena.


Roman `Candle` Taylor of The Intolerants died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


William Minton of I.C.E InterCityEscort died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Gerald `Mut` Bruns of Rabid Groundhogs died at Pathway to Darkness.


David `Faceplant` Brown of PiGFaCe died at Gates of Somerset.


Reva `Sideways` Turner of The Intolerants died at Shantyville.


Arthur `Gunner` Fisher of The Intolerants died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Amber Brown of Eternal Travelers died at Somerset Arena.


Emily `Drives A` Ford of Eternal Travelers died at Lost Trail: Broken Ground.


Amber Pietsch of PiGFaCe died at Northern Farm Land.



Big Time Professional

In the past month, the most prolific gang on the Professional deathsport circuit has been The Tacticals, having competed in 11 events. Are these guys intent on getting famous, or are they just in it for the money?

Big Earners on the Track

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. Anubis Cartel: $721618.
2. Kaizers Orchestra: $489453.
3. TheFireDragons: $338520.
4. The Purple Foxes: $323344.
5. Jollys Rangers: $322587.

Deathsport Leagues

The current leaders of Evan`s major leagues are as follows:

Evan Race Ladder - Triple
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Lions Roar
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Electric Dave
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Zombified Piratey Ninjas

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Paintball League - I.C.E InterCityEscort
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Holistic Detective Agency
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #1 League - Electric Dave
Somerset Race League - Kaizers Orchestra
Somerset Winter Warmup League - PA Racers
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - Kaizers Orchestra
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Holistic Detective Agency



Political Update

The relations between Badlands Truckstop and the Anarchists has fallen due to an attack on a large incoming food convoy.



Celebrity Vehicles

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Buzzkill owned by Anubis Cartel.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
6. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
7. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
11. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
12. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
13. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
14. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
15. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.



Ruth 'Backfire' Barrington

One of today`s most famous mechanics is a member of Zombified Piratey Ninjas - we are referring of course to Ruth 'Backfire' Barrington.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.