Jul/Aug
2090
Danterrans Dilettantes Win Northern Semi-Pro Combat League

The Northern Semi-Pro Combat League finished, with Danterrans Dilettantes taking the overall victory and a prize of $180000. The runners-up were Northern Mutant Alliance, and finishing in third place overall were The Stranglers.

Joels Bastards Win Elmsfield Summer Classic League

The Elmsfield Summer Classic League finished, with Joels Bastards taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were The police force, and finishing in third place overall were Pee Wees Playhouse.

James `Smitty` Smith of Rabid Groundhogs died at Highway to Hell.


Edwardo Wysocki of Renshai died at Road to Elmsfield.


Amber `Alert` Morado of The Darkside died at Gates of Texan.


Robert Ramsey of The Violent Femmes died at Once Upon a Town.


`The Tainted` Harry Sack of Anubis Cartel died at Northern Farm Land.


Marvin Spellman of Dietarily Deficient died at Smokey Hills.


Kelly Coffee of Dietarily Deficient died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Rusty Wallace of Raven Lunatics died at Somerset Arena.


Herbert `the Pervert` Fletcher of The Violent Femmes died at Highway to Hell.


Kenneth `Nealer` Neal of The Violent Femmes died at Highway to Hell.


`Ooooooooh` Gilberto Miller of The Violent Femmes died at Highway to Hell.


Kelly Smith of The Violent Femmes died at Highway to Hell.


Joel Gonzales of Kaytis Killers died at Gates of Somerset.


Luis McPherson of Raven Lunatics died at Once Upon a Town.


Floyd Smith of Meles Meles died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Peter Farney of Meles Meles died at Forever Yellow Skies.


Bernie `the Toaster` Reed of The Violent Femmes died at The Pit.


Curtis McDonald of Genocide died at Gates of Gateway Truckstop.


Miguel Osgood of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at The Pits.


Ervin `Flame` Kaster of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Once Upon a Town.


Steven Woods of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Once Upon a Town.


Anthony `Burst n Flame` Burse of Smoker U Drink, Player U Get died at Once Upon a Town.


Charles Golding of Broke Boyz died at Road to Elmsfield.


Daniel `Fish` Farmer of Jellie died at Northern Farm Land.


Alonzo `The` Box of Jellie died at Northern Farm Land.


Ronald Barnes of PA Racers died at Great Southern Desert.


Allen Gilley of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at Once Upon a Town.


`KILL` Eva Sellers of little men died at Chaos Canyon.


Ronald Neely of PA Racers died at Road to Elmsfield.


Andres Parker of Grease Gun Crew died at Highway to Hell.


Dorothy Cauley of Renshai died at Road to Somerset.


Juan Bently of Genocide died at Gates of Somerset.


Eric Butler of Crunchy Stuff died at Double Down Arena.


`Sir` Steven Hill of Road Templars died at Gates of Somerset.


Deidra Jessen of Hallowlight died at Road to Somerset.


Zachariah `WRENCH` King of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at Road to Somerset.


`DIRTY` Daniel Hutchison of DESOLATION.ANGLES died at Road to Somerset.


Joyce White of The police force died at Ring of Death Arena.


`MachineGun` Maria Castleman of TheFireDragons died at Once Upon a Town.


Leticia Davis of The Violent Femmes died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Daniel Calloway of The Violent Femmes died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Lashawnda Moore of The Violent Femmes died at Under a Bloody Red Sky.


Jacques Marquette of Raven Lunatics died at Northern Farm Land.


James McLaughlin of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.


Barry `Gang Bang` Lang of Rabid Groundhogs died at Chaos Canyon.


Jerry Gonzalez of Grease Gun Crew died at Road to Somerset.


Jeffrey Pence of The Violent Femmes died at Once Upon a Town.


`See Em` Vance Moore of Jellie died at Northern Farm Land.


Damian `Kill Em` Webb of Jellie died at Northern Farm Land.


Daniel `Mire` Meyer of Jellie died at Northern Farm Land.


Terry Ware of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Antonio Hill of Rabid Groundhogs died at Northern Farm Land.


John `Judy and` Rogerson of Rabid Groundhogs died at Northern Farm Land.


Marvin `ChikyBoomBoom` Chico of Rabid Groundhogs died at Northern Farm Land.


Branden Baldwin of Dietarily Deficient died at Highway to Hell.


Andrew `Soda Pop` Yanez of The Tacticals died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Guy Shaw of Raven Lunatics died at Serpentine Road.


Nicholas Elizondo of Raven Lunatics died at Serpentine Road.


Michael Vargas of blue rock died at Ring of Death Arena.


Mary `Pillbox` Pillar of blue rock died at Ring of Death Arena.


Donald Trump of The police force died at The Pit.


Richard Stafford of Grease Gun Crew died at Road to Elmsfield.


`TV`s` Tom Snyder of thebills died at Oil Slick.


`Diesel` Donald Cummins of The Violent Femmes died at Spooky Forest.


`Princess` Rena Hanson of The Violent Femmes died at Spooky Forest.


`Disco Bunny` Amalia Stevens of Misery Inc. died at Lonesome Highway.

League Leaders

As the year progresses, here are the leaders of the major leagues:

Evan Race Ladder - Waskal Wabbitz
Evan Deathrace Ladder - Somerset Motorsport
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Protonium-Zero Racing
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Crimson Cars

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Northern Summer League - Misery Inc.
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Deathrace League - Misery Inc.
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - Joels Bastards
Somerset Pedestrian Combat #2 League - Road Templars
Northern Semi-Pro Combat League - The Stranglers
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - Joels Bastards
Elmsfield Summer Classic League - Joels Bastards



Political Update

Due to a diplomatic incident following allegations of the hoarding of essential medicines for personal profit, relations have soured between the Civs and the Merchants.



Famous Rides

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Buzzkill owned by Anubis Cartel.
2. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
3. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
4. Ares owned by Overlanders.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
6. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
7. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
11. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
12. Heavy Cruiser 3 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
13. Jackal owned by Devilz Rejectz.
14. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
15. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.



Kevin 'da 4th' Pickens

One of today`s most famous large guns specialists is a member of Electric Dave - we are referring of course to Kevin 'da 4th' Pickens.
Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.