Sep/Oct
2085
The Darkside Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League finished, with The Darkside taking the overall victory and a prize of $600000. The runners-up were Shiney, and finishing in third place overall were Kaizers Orchestra.

The Darkside Win Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League

The Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League finished, with The Darkside taking the overall victory and a prize of $400000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were Shiney.

Holistic Detective Agency Win Circuit of Evan Rally III League

The Circuit of Evan Rally III League finished, with Holistic Detective Agency taking the overall victory and a prize of $250000. The runners-up were Kaizers Orchestra, and finishing in third place overall were The Darkside.

PA Racers Win Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League

The Gateway Autumn Extravaganza League finished, with PA Racers taking the overall victory and a prize of $60000. The runners-up were Harrys Heros, and finishing in third place overall were Freak Scene.

Lloyd `Upton F U up` Upton of Steel Vendetta died at Once Upon a Town.


`The Phoenix` Jean Grey of Steel Vendetta died at Once Upon a Town.


Ronald `MG` Kelly of Cotten Creek Outlaws died at Ring of Death Arena.


Gary `duby` Dube of the fablous gord died at Road to Somerset.


Earl Pearlman of Rabid Groundhogs died at Northern Farm Land.


`Inheritor` Mark Young of Rizon Oni died at Elmsfield Lake Track.


Raymond `Rayray` Lewis of Rabid Groundhogs died at The Dunes Race Course.


Holli Johnson of American Scavenger Autoduelist died at Highway to Hell.


`BRANDED ASS` Susan Branstetter of GO FORNICATE YERSELF died at Broken Hill.


Freda Brown of The Forza died at Somerset Arena.


Jack Childers of The Forza died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Nicholas Love of Rabid Groundhogs died at Blown With the Wind.


Julia Bain of Spicy died at Somerset Arena.


Frank Soares of Spicy died at Somerset Arena.


Gerard Regan of Wren Madness died at Somerset Rally Circuit.


Kellie Myers of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Harold Shay of The Grooves died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Hector Lawrence of The Forza died at Gates of Somerset.


David Scott of The Feral died at Somerset Arena.


Bart Durham of Lions Roar died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Maria Taylor of blue rock died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Race Track 1.


Martin Campos of The Grooves died at Gates of Somerset.


Fred Jones of The Feral died at Road to Elmsfield.


James `uWillBeMissed` Romero of Pee Wees Playhouse died at Road to Somerset.


Gregory Salter of Rabid Groundhogs died at Gates of Somerset.


Ed Bond of Those guys over there died at Northern Foothills Racetrack (at night).


Rashad `Frenchy` Boudreau of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Somerset Arena.


Marvin `The Madman` Blades of Lions Roar died at Lost Oasis.


`Angry` Anna Price of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Deadman`s Drop.


Sara `COFFEE` Whitner of the fablous gord died at Road to Somerset.


Joe Green of Rizon Oni died at The Dunes Race Course.


William Duncan of Beatboxing monks of doom died at Double Down Arena.


Juan Soto of Beatboxing monks of doom died at Double Down Arena.


`Not that` Alan Jackson of Pee Wees Playhouse died at Spooky Forest.


Milton `Tinc` Hernandez of SuperAwesome VillainsForever! died at Gates of Somerset.


Beverly Longenecker of Driftbomb died at Northern Desert Circuit.


Walter `Too Tall` Jones of PA Racers died at Gates of Elmsfield.


Nicholas `Gear Jammer` Grandstaff of Cotten Creek Outlaws died at Somerset Super Speedway.


Aurelio Doyle of The Black Deathlanders died at Somerset`s Junkyard, Arena.


Angelique `Friendly Fire` Rosalez of Engine died at Never Plains: Sand Storm.


Tiffany Nolan of Main Street died at Road to Gateway Truck Stop.


Junior `High` Calvert of [v]@Xx3D []ut died at Ring of Death Arena.


Frederick `eyes open` Kidd of Those guys over there died at Gates of Elmsfield.



Public Enemy

The most wanted gangs in Evan today are listed below. The bounty listed for each gang is a combination of the amount offered by local vigilante groups and by disgrunted individuals, and represents the amount of money you would expect to be paid for each senior member of the gang you kill.

1. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Somerset): $99.
2. SuperAwesome VillainsForever! (Gateway Truckstop): $98.
3. Rabid Groundhogs (Somerset): $52.



Big Earners on the Track

This list shows just who has been winning the most lucrative prizes on the circuits and arenas of Evan, during the past month.

1. The Tacticals: $298346.
2. El Nubnubs: $251050.
3. Steel Vendetta: $210373.
4. Rabid Groundhogs: $162390.
5. the fablous gord: $153945.

Deathsport Leagues

With the major leagues coming towards their conclusion, the current leaders are:

Evan Race Ladder - Shiney
Evan Deathrace Ladder - El Nubnubs
Evan Arena Combat Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra
Evan Paintball Combat Ladder - Kaizers Orchestra

In addition, the leaders of the minor leagues are:

Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally II League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Rally III League - The Darkside
Circuit of Evan Wilderness Rally I League - The Darkside



Political Update

Due to a diplomatic incident following allegations of the hoarding of essential medicines for personal profit, relations have soured between the Civs and the Merchants.



Celebrity Vehicles

The most well-known vehicles currently active in Evan are listed below. Have you seen these vehicles out on da streets?

1. Grey Duke owned by Krashed and Burnt.
2. Trainer I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
3. Ares owned by Overlanders.
4. Buzzkill owned by Anubis Cartel.
5. Mentor I owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
6. Daedalus owned by Overlanders.
7. Counter Point owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
8. Di Yu owned by Overlanders.
9. Cruiser1 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.
10. M1151 owned by Anubis Cartel.
11. Insomnia owned by Hot Trax.
12. Dauntless owned by Hitmen Trucking Inc -CI-.
13. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
14. Dragon`s Breath owned by Road Templars.
15. Heavy Cruiser 2 owned by Holistic Detective Agency.

Current DW Gazette Editors: Sam, Racing Robbie, Ayjona, JD_Basher, Bastille, Rezeak, Fifth, SmokeyKilla.