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Willie 'Or wontie' saunters up to the gate of the marketplace in somerset, a saunter that is made slightly less boss by the bucket of glue in one hand.
Slapping a great glob of glue on the wall, he sticks up the homemade poster.

"We Want a Heavy Car Rifle" it says.
"will pay u some dollarbucks" the sign continues.
"Don't listen to the deathrace mafia its a good idea to sell us one"

Willie drops the bucket, wipes his hands on his pants and walks away.
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Posted Nov 5, 2023, 4:46 am
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come to my shanty camp ill sell em 75,000 each, dont have any in ss or id sell em.

we do have 2 in elms but those be a bit more if ya want those last 2?

ps we hate deathrace mafia lol
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Posted Nov 5, 2023, 5:44 am Last edited Nov 5, 2023, 5:48 am by darthspanky
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"We got what yer wanting, right here" says Felix. "Make me an offer...."
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Posted Nov 5, 2023, 8:35 am
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"hey felix - give you $95 000 for it if its in ss. i'd say 20k over our next best offer, but without the bother of getting out to Skankyville, is pretty decent. wadayou say?"
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Posted Nov 5, 2023, 9:40 am
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"Ya drive a hard bargain, fella, but you got yersel' a deal. Just hope you put it to good use, crackin' open skulls!"
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Posted Nov 5, 2023, 12:21 pm
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Debbie 'Drivey' Hersey (the tuskan raiders head mechanic) cackles a delicate witchy cackle as she hot glues the massive gun onto the OSPRINATOR.
"Thats what the plan is!"

Before she is finished this precision operation, Willie tosses her a tiny little rocket.

"stick this fellow just in front of the valuable rifle," he says with a shifty glance around, as if to see that no-one is watching this new trick.
"so that it takes damage first - just in case someone uses this car as a rammer. Again."
the cackling continues into the night.
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Posted Nov 5, 2023, 10:35 pm
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"those mortars in the new McAmulance are great - if we can hit. Any chance of buying some more napalm guns?"
"yeah sure - if we can find 2 or even a set of 4 for sale"

the Tuskan Raiders spending spree is looking to continue
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Posted Nov 6, 2023, 11:28 am
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"We've got four nape guns and a mounted mortar, all A grade gear, gathering dust here in Somerset" says Felix. "Wanna make me an offer?"
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Posted Nov 6, 2023, 1:48 pm
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After the senior gangstas confer, they come to a conclusion that the Raiders have enough mounted mortars for the moment, and think they have a reasonable offer for the 4 napalm guns, which will make the flamiest ambulance in SS.

"we reckon we'll offer 50k a piece, $200,000 total for the 4 napalm guns is more than fair, how about that?"

(mumbling under his breath the largely incompetent and obviously not listened to "Disposable" Dehaven can be heard muttering; "krnling too knrlng much for these knrling guns mark my words..." between the wheezy gum sucking awful mouth breathing noises he usually makes. The noises, so foul that when you hear them, you can smell the stinking mouthrot miasma that follows him into the room)
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Posted Nov 7, 2023, 1:22 am
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"OK, you got yerselves a deal. I'll have 'em prepped and ready to collect shortly. Ya got the cash, right?"
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Posted Nov 7, 2023, 8:36 am
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