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*Longo* Longos Merry Men Darkwind Guru Mutants Faction Group: Marshals Posts: 6,670 Joined: Dec 15, 2007 Killer of Rensai, Special Circumstances, Rollovers, among others. COE nightmare to her enemies. You cowards could not kill her, so ran to the Forums Church, where you cried, begged, and prayed for intervention. And by the Hand of God himself, she was taken from us. Karolyn 'Ron's Wife' McDonald Personal Details Gang Longos Merry Men Age 47 Gender Female Skills & Abilities Strength 0-20 Dexterity 0-20 Speed 40-60 Leadership 30-60 Courage 60-90 Driving 50-60 Gunnery 80-90 Hand Guns 60-70 Mechanic 100-120 Psionics 100-150 Specialisms Salvager Special Skill Level 2 Flamethrowers Special Skill Sniper Special Skill Pyrokinesis Special Skill Level 2 Defensive Driver Special Skill Public Biography cap 107 Drugs Steroids ex-user 46-Ys ex-user Injuries DEAD! ......................... vet combatL1 ped1 paintladder semiprocombat ped2 wv pvp4 pvp1 gwped paintball pvp3 pvp5 slay2013 marshal circuit2 combat1 e2g raceL1 gwextrav gateautumn pvp2 triangle1 Posted Apr 26, 2020, 11:24 pm Last edited Apr 26, 2020, 11:24 pm by *Longo*

*goat starer* Special Circumstances Darkwind Guru Evan Reds Faction Group: Contributors Posts: 10,908 Joined: Oct 29, 2007 Comrade Dagmar Fabre (Order of Lenin - Posthumous) This tired old ganger made the ultimate sacrifice. Died in a careful plot with the Hippos and almighty Sam to kill the queen witch of Longos Merry Men. Harry played his part beautifully... luring the beaten BPU to the `safety` of his family. Dagmar played her part as the sacrifice that lowered their guard. Nice work guys. OOC - thanks for the help Harry and Sam. You played a blinder! ......................... vet wv zom pvp4 cont community deathrceL1 marshal pvp3 pvp2 Posted Apr 26, 2020, 11:34 pm

Djihani Rollovers Darkwind Guru Deathrace Mafia Faction Group: Members Posts: 899 Joined: Jun 26, 2009 Noob capper Died violating the remains of heroes dead fighting oppressors. ......................... vet wv zom gateautumn raceL1 deathrceL10,4,0 Posted Apr 27, 2020, 12:58 am

*sam* The Salthill Sluggerz Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Lead Developer Posts: 16,781 Joined: Jan 19, 2006 An unknown young woman steps forward. "Know now that the Salthill Sluggerz have had their revenge for the murder of veteran ganger and expert marksman Aaron Dahl, age 45, at Gateway as he tried to turn over his car. He was killed by a rocket to the face from a fully armed vehicle bearing the insignia of the Merry Men." "My twin brother, Sylvester, newly hired by the Sluggerz, has evened the score. And paid the price, as he now lies dead." "I am Tabatha Bradshaw. You will know me." ......................... marshal vet deathrce1 paintladder combat1 wv ped1 cont slay2013 Posted Apr 27, 2020, 4:13 am Last edited Apr 27, 2020, 4:21 am by *sam*

*HarryRed* Harrys Hippos Racer Evan Reds Faction Group: Marshals Posts: 139 Joined: May 3, 2009 ‘Colonel’ Jerry Shelton stamps his foot on the floor so as to draw attention. “Let the fake comrades of the south spin their webs of deceit and trickery - the bodies of his brothers strewn across the battlefield tell quite a different tale.” ‘Commisar’ Karl Lieberman protested: “we should have made common cause with the reds of the vault”. He said quietly, clutching his drink. “Do they not long for a new Evan much like us?” Shelton shook his head sadly. “The vault are no comrades. Their desire to exterminate the witches is all together reactionary. Any man who would kill his brothers and sisters in such a way and call it justice does not want a free Evan - they are strasserites and should be treated as such.” ......................... vet wv gwextrav combatL1 marshal Posted Apr 27, 2020, 9:44 am

*goat starer* Special Circumstances Darkwind Guru Evan Reds Faction Group: Contributors Posts: 10,908 Joined: Oct 29, 2007 word reaches Comarade Granados... "they may not be true reds with their 'Commissars' and 'colonels' - reactionary hierarchies dressed up in the clothes of the workers. but give them credit... they know how to keep a bluff going!" "begin preparations with the Hippos for the next assault on the reactionary forces!" ......................... vet wv zom pvp4 cont community deathrceL1 marshal pvp3 pvp2 Posted Apr 27, 2020, 10:26 am Last edited Apr 27, 2020, 10:27 am by *goat starer*

*HarryRed* Harrys Hippos Racer Evan Reds Faction Group: Marshals Posts: 139 Joined: May 3, 2009 “Ah yes, silly us for not adhering to the well known Marxist tenant of medieval witch hunting” the Colonel pondered. “He was of course simultaneously atheist and advocate of fundementalist Christianity as any scholar of the vault will tell you” ......................... vet wv gwextrav combatL1 marshal Posted Apr 27, 2020, 10:46 am

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,027 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 alledged oriental female midget stripper 'WANG HUNG' So Long hears the commotion at the bar and wonders whose Ron and thinks now that his wife was splattered across the town entrance of Sars poor old Ronny might need some midget loving, sends him a 10 percent coupon for the nearest brothel ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Apr 27, 2020, 11:51 am Last edited Apr 27, 2020, 12:11 pm by darthspanky

*goat starer* Special Circumstances Darkwind Guru Evan Reds Faction Group: Contributors Posts: 10,908 Joined: Oct 29, 2007 *HarryRed* said: “Ah yes, silly us for not adhering to the well known Marxist tenant of medieval witch hunting” the Colonel pondered. “He was of course simultaneously atheist and advocate of fundementalist Christianity as any scholar of the vault will tell you” The scholars in the vault write: Dear slightly bourgeois revolutionary comrades. The scraps of Marxist literature your mystical rabble have collected from the ruins seem to have led you to a rather weak grasp of Marx and religion. If you can move beyond your dog eared cutting from the Communist Manifesto, and find your way to some of the important Marxist thinkers such as Gramsci you will find the clear rejection of Magic and Folklore in their works. Even the seminal text Caliban and the Witch by radical feminist Marxist Silvia Federici which deals directly with the witch trials, only views them as problematic as they represent and embody the subjugation of women within a capitalist state - show trials to act as a means to oppress women. If they has been real witches it would have been a very different matter. Fortunately we have a well stocked library at the vault and any time you are passing feel free to drop by and avail yourself of the truths therein. ......................... vet wv zom pvp4 cont community deathrceL1 marshal pvp3 pvp2 Posted Apr 27, 2020, 11:08 pm

*The X Man* Better Off Dead Darkwind Guru Slavers Faction Group: Game Manager Posts: 2,215 Joined: Jul 25, 2012 *sam* said: "Know now that the Salthill Sluggerz have had their revenge for the murder of veteran ganger and expert marksman Aaron Dahl, age 45, at Gateway as he tried to turn over his car. He was killed by a rocket to the face from a fully armed vehicle bearing the insignia of the Merry Men." Hmmmmm, Vicki 'Taz' Thrash, still sitting at the bar since that COE race... waiting to be be summoned for her next assignment. She recalls this incident very clear... even after a dozen bottles of rum. Muttering to herself, "I wonder if the Sluggerzzzz realized... (hiccup) it was the Bastardssss that shot Aaron (hiccup). Nodding off... "Turnnnn forrrrtyyy twoooo.... ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz" as her head hits the table and the bottle hits the floor. ......................... vet wv marshal paintladder zom circuit3 paintball raceL1 race1 pvp4 hammer circuit2 pvp2 circuit1 gwped pvp5 pvp3 pvp1 deathrceL1 triangle1 combatL1 elmsautumn combat1 northernsummer1,3,0 Posted Apr 30, 2020, 8:06 am

*sam* The Salthill Sluggerz Darkwind Guru Renegade Group: Lead Developer Posts: 16,781 Joined: Jan 19, 2006 "Then we still need to claim one life from Joel's Bastards", nodded Bradshaw. ......................... marshal vet deathrce1 paintladder combat1 wv ped1 cont slay2013 Posted Apr 30, 2020, 9:44 am

*Synyster Gates* Sleeper Cell N7 Racer Mutants Faction Group: Marshals Posts: 200 Joined: Nov 27, 2009 *sam* said: "Then we still need to claim one life from Joel's Bastards", nodded Bradshaw. Word quickly reaches the Badlands division of Avenged Sevenfold. "Send word..." Wanda Bell begins,"If his holiness Sam, praise be, requires aid then we will stand amongst his ranks in support." ......................... vet wv deathrceL1 santa2 paintladder marshal ped1 Posted Apr 30, 2020, 1:57 pm

*Longo* Longos Merry Men Darkwind Guru Mutants Faction Group: Marshals Posts: 6,670 Joined: Dec 15, 2007 *sam* said: An unknown young woman steps forward. "Know now that the Salthill Sluggerz have had their revenge for the murder of veteran ganger and expert marksman Aaron Dahl, age 45, at Gateway as he tried to turn over his car. He was killed by a rocket to the face from a fully armed vehicle bearing the insignia of the Merry Men." "My twin brother, Sylvester, newly hired by the Sluggerz, has evened the score. And paid the price, as he now lies dead." "I am Tabatha Bradshaw. You will know me." *The X Man* said: *sam* said: "Know now that the Salthill Sluggerz have had their revenge for the murder of veteran ganger and expert marksman Aaron Dahl, age 45, at Gateway as he tried to turn over his car. He was killed by a rocket to the face from a fully armed vehicle bearing the insignia of the Merry Men." Hmmmmm, Vicki 'Taz' Thrash, still sitting at the bar since that COE race... waiting to be be summoned for her next assignment. She recalls this incident very clear... even after a dozen bottles of rum. Muttering to herself, "I wonder if the Sluggerzzzz realized... (hiccup) it was the Bastardssss that shot Aaron (hiccup). Nodding off... "Turnnnn forrrrtyyy twoooo.... ZZZZZzzzzzzzzz" as her head hits the table and the bottle hits the floor. Helen "Sharpshooter" Pressnell enters Devil Dan's, walking with a slight limp, not quite recovered from her hip injury. "As our rival from The Darkside gave witness, your reason for murdering Ron's Wife was a lie. Although The Xman is often looking at the end of our machine guns, he is truthful and his reputation as such is well known across the land of Evan. Although your God Sam chose to smite my rally partner in a true act of cowardice, it was then that I saw who the true God was, when Longo pulled me from Death's grasp on that fateful day as I jumped from my flaming vehicle and was laying there, in our blood, unconscious awaiting my end. It was then that Longo himself forced my eyes open, and spoke those Majic words, 'Et nos fas evadere,' creating another Miracle as he saved my life, as he has done so many times."  *Synyster Gates* said: *sam* said: "Then we still need to claim one life from Joel's Bastards", nodded Bradshaw. Word quickly reaches the Badlands division of Avenged Sevenfold. "Send word..." Wanda Bell begins,"If his holiness Sam, praise be, requires aid then we will stand amongst his ranks in support." Helen continued. "Wanda, your people to us are like a chihuahua nipping at its owner's heels, and nothing more. You tried to play Goliath in the game of David vs Goliath, and your game ended as the legend goes. I will say nothing more of you, as you are a pawn in a game of kings. Now, to have a drink in Karolyn 'Ron's Wife' McDonald's honor, and make use of the kind discount offered by Darthspanky."   ......................... vet combatL1 ped1 paintladder semiprocombat ped2 wv pvp4 pvp1 gwped paintball pvp3 pvp5 slay2013 marshal circuit2 combat1 e2g raceL1 gwextrav gateautumn pvp2 triangle1 Posted Apr 30, 2020, 4:14 pm

Joel Autobaun Joels Bastards Darkwind Guru Deathrace Mafia Faction Group: Sinbinned Posts: 4,598 Joined: Nov 10, 2008 Cyrus "The Virus" listens to the shortwave chatter (clearly none of these morons are in Sars)... i must get to Morgan He then screams on the mic: "WITNESS MEEEEEEEEE" ......................... vet northernsummer deathrce1 raceL1 deathrceL1 ww ped1 sssc paintball semiprocombat ped2 e2g gwextrav gwped combat1 paintladder elmsautumn gateautumn wv race1 combatL1 pvp1 pvp5 pvp4 zom pvp3 circuit1 pvp2 circuit2 circuit3 ss2fl67 slay2013 storm2013 geek triangle198,98,31 Posted Apr 30, 2020, 5:12 pm Last edited Apr 30, 2020, 5:13 pm by Joel Autobaun

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,027 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 one of our sars represenatives goes into the sars brothel and grabs the manager by the balls (to short to grab him by the neck without bringing a stepstool) "make sure when the merry men redeem that coupon you dont use one of the migititus infected hookers, they have enouph problems without having to worry about groinal rashes" ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Apr 30, 2020, 5:43 pm

Sir Nexus Pole Dancers Racer Renegade Group: Members Posts: 139 Joined: Sep 26, 2014 "Commander" Leon Shepard sits in his office, reading the latest CoE reports. He grins, then frowns, his mouth twitching as he reads of the death, the warring, and promises of future bloody conflict. On the one hand, he is glad he told the Pole Dancers to skip CoE this year, in an effort to strengthen thier ranks for future runs. On the other, truly a year this legendary would have been worthy of participating in, even as a minor player. Next year, he muses. Next year they'll be ready. Hopefully the war continues. ......................... vet wv deathrce1 pvp5 combat1 sssc ped2 northernsummer0,3,0 Posted Apr 30, 2020, 7:22 pm

*Bastille* Raging Scavengers Darkwind Guru Evan Reds Faction Group: Marshals + Contributors Posts: 7,513 Joined: Mar 31, 2009 *HarryRed* said: “Ah yes, silly us for not adhering to the well known Marxist tenant of medieval witch hunting” the Colonel pondered. “He was of course simultaneously atheist and advocate of fundementalist Christianity as any scholar of the vault will tell you” "Brother, Brother. We must not fight amongst ourselves. Only together can we make Evan equal for all." ......................... marshal vet wv pvp4 zom cont pvp32,12,1 Posted Apr 30, 2020, 9:36 pm

*goat starer* Special Circumstances Darkwind Guru Evan Reds Faction Group: Contributors Posts: 10,908 Joined: Oct 29, 2007 *Longo* said: Although The Xman is often looking at the end of our machine guns, he is truthful and his reputation as such is well known across the land of Evan.z "who is this "xman" of which they speak" muses Julie. "I'm sure there is noone of that name in Darkside". ......................... vet wv zom pvp4 cont community deathrceL1 marshal pvp3 pvp2 Posted Apr 30, 2020, 9:50 pm Last edited Apr 30, 2020, 9:50 pm by *goat starer*

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