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Know Thy Enemy-The Old Man Intercedes

Hati Murphys Mercs Racer Merchants Faction Group: Members Posts: 228 Joined: Jan 21, 2009 A dust covered Buzzer with a few smears of pink paint visible on it pulls up outside Dexters. The rear door opens and an elderly man wearing a battered set of road leathers exits. His white hair is cut in a miltary flattop and he stands tall. He reaches back into the Buzzer coming up with a worn satchel. His leathery face cracks into a rogueish smile as he adjusts his eye patch and heads into the bar. 'Dexter, a round on the Gazette for the house.' His gravel voices booms as he takes a stool at the bar and setting his valise on the next stool opens it. He removes a large notepad and begins writing. 'There we go. Dexter, a moment of your time. If you can see that this notice is put up, the answers written and that it is not defaced, the Gazette will pay you for your service's Dexter takes the handwritten page and glances it over. 'Alright Old Man you have a deal' The two men shake, the Old Man tosses back his bourbon and gathers his things, exiting the bar and soon the Buzzer pulls away. Dexter pins the notice above the bar ATTENTION GANGS OF SOMERSET AND EVAN AT LARGE Greetings from the Old Man and the staff of the Gazette. Following the fiascos and failure that has been the use of interns to collect data for my articles, I have taken it upon myself to get the job done. Somerset is in dire need of your help. Each day gangs leave to deal with the various and sundry threats plaguing our town and more importantly the peninsula at large. Each day many of them return with dead or dying members and vehicles in states of disrepair. This need not be the case. Dexter is under contract to collect the data I require. I will give him the questions and retrieve the answers. The data will be formatted in the Gazette in a way that benefits us all. How can YOU help? Answer the questions with a true and accurate accounting of your experiences. The particular series of articles I am currently perusing deals with the various pirate chassis and thier strengths and weaknesses. So I ask you, how do you combat the various mutant series of pickup trucks Mutant Masher: The dual MML variant Mutant Bomber and Maelstrom: The ballistic trucks Mutant Rancher: Car Rifle and Vehicle Shotgun Mutant Marauder: The dual Rocket launcher Variant Mutant Mulcher: ReRam, Paint Spray All of these variants are armed with terribly effective side guns So strategies tactics and experiences with these vehicles What can you do to fight them more efficiently? Thank you in advance for you consideration and answers -The Old Man (OOC: I'll leave this post up for a couple of days then put the article up with quotes from your gangs if you choose to leave them) ......................... vet wv Posted Apr 23, 2020, 11:31 pm

*Synyster Gates* Sleeper Cell N7 Racer Mutants Faction Group: Marshals Posts: 200 Joined: Nov 27, 2009 Elizabeth "Liz" Neidig glances at the page pinned onto the noticeboard, then looks at Jessica Smith and they both nod at one another. A few minutes later a fur-covered slip is handed over to Dexter. "Mashers are almost always the bottom of the priority list, about as scary as a Killer Wasp. Bombers are always top priority, because paint is the devil. Maelstroms, Maulers and Bombers get the same treatment though. Try to keep them at range, but if they make it within range, and it's feasible, charge them and make them cry. Ranchers are the only Mutant below the Masher, as their Car Rifle is adorable and the Vehicular Shotgun is simply a joke. Marauders are actually intimidating, especially in groups, so they get glassed while I'm moving in to take out the ballistics platforms. Mulchers, oh the cutie and underestimated Mulcher. Not much a threat unless you're at a standstill and they're barreling at you." ......................... vet wv deathrceL1 santa2 paintladder marshal ped1 Posted Apr 24, 2020, 12:36 am

*goat starer* Special Circumstances Darkwind Guru Evan Reds Faction Group: Contributors Posts: 10,907 Joined: Oct 29, 2007 "strategy?" mutters Robert Jones, " I just shoots them with a tank gun twice and they stops shooting back. Does that count as a strategy?" ......................... vet wv zom pvp4 cont community deathrceL1 marshal pvp3 pvp2 Posted Apr 24, 2020, 1:14 am

darthspanky McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS Darkwind Guru Anarchists Faction Group: Subscribers Posts: 4,008 Joined: Jul 29, 2007 when everyone was not paying attention 'big gun' draws a big harry migititus infected phallux on the notice. ......................... vet paintball wv1,0,1 Posted Apr 24, 2020, 4:13 am Last edited Apr 24, 2020, 4:15 am by darthspanky

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