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Groovelle
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I used to be a male of average testosterone. Then I tried Scav. When I recruited my first scav gangster, I grew 3 inches.

Scav will make antibodies in your body that will take care of all that estrogen and progesterone and other useless things in your body, like free time. With scav, I see clearer and the opposite sex finds me more attractive. Hell, the same sex does too.

Beware, with scav, I had to buy a new set of clippers to cut the manly hair off the top of my head - it grew too fast with scav. And my, shall we say, blood flow, increased by 8. I had to donate blood so I could fit under my steering wheel.

Scav is the dirty little secret doctors don't want you to know about. Could scav be the way to eternal life? We're not not saying it isn't.

Best of all, scav was created on the 6th day, by Sam himself. That makes you one degree separation from the most knowledgeable Dark-Winder of all time. Wow! Just think of the parties.

And the best thing is: Scav isn't free! So you don't have to play alongside the rabble.

Don't you want to be the 1% of the .001%?

Don't just take my word for it, try scav today.

......................... vet wv0,2,0
Posted Oct 22, 2018, 4:51 pm	Last edited Oct 22, 2018, 4:56 pm by Groovelle

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I thought scav WAS free?!? :rolleyes:

Oh, and the blood flow that increased you by 8, those are most likely rad sores festering, they sell a cream for that down in FL.

......................... vet wv marshal paintladder zom circuit3 paintball raceL1 race1 pvp4 hammer circuit2 pvp2 circuit1 gwped pvp5 pvp3 pvp1 deathrceL1 triangle1 combatL1 elmsautumn combat1 northernsummer1,3,0
Posted Oct 23, 2018, 6:08 am	Last edited Oct 23, 2018, 6:10 am by The X Man