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Chapter 1
In which Mike Solves a Problem

Mike Metzger, Logistics officer for the a small supply company without a name but locally referred to as *That buncha Krakheds* had a problem. He didn't have any engines strong enough to haul a Lorry full of water out to a camp he had contracted with for supply runs. The only engines in the shop were tiny.
His assistant Jimbo "the Bimbo" Kween, better known as Chick Stealer for his habbit of sleeping with ever female he could find, no matter if they had 1, 2, 3 or even more than 5 legs without discriminating, even the married ones, saw his boss mulling over the problem.
"What if you reduce the weight? Surely with the right gearing and the lightest weight, even that 0.6L Supercharged engine could move one of those things." he said
Mike thought the idea was absurd but what choice did he have? After all his Armorer HAD been wanting to try out his superheated superforged superlight armor that was thin as the glass of a well blown winter bulb decoration. It was paper thin and hard!
He decided to give it a try.

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Posted Jan 12, 2016, 3:15 am	Last edited Jan 12, 2016, 5:00 am by StCrispin

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Chapter 2
In which Foreshadowing Occurs

As Jimbo Kween walked back to his dump of an office, he couldn't help but notice the new girl in town. She had 3 long tentacles instead of arms. He was immediately aroused. "Those Mutie Cuties know about Cooties" he always said. mostly because he couldn't come up with anything that rhymed with Mutie Cutie to convey his opinion that they were hot in the sack.
"Hey girl," he said as he walked over, "New in town? I know this great little hole in the wall that serves up the best Shanty Hills Stew this side of... Well Shantyville!"
"Im Lea" She said, thinking briefly about her fiancé but then remembering the Mutant creedo: You don't live very long so while your alive, live! "That sounds scrumptious"
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Later that night, Lea's Fiancé, the Armorer for the unnamed logistics company, wondered where in the world his bride could be. His supermutant nose worked the air. mingled with the scent of dust, booze and other revelry, he could smell her. He knew from the smell what was going on but not with whom. However, he knew in the morning someone else would smell of her. He would make sure he got his revenge one way or the other

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Posted Jan 12, 2016, 3:34 am	Last edited Jan 12, 2016, 3:47 am by StCrispin

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Chapter 3
In which Kween becomes a Guinea Pig

A few days later, the rig was done. 1L engine, and a paper thin sheet of super-armor. It sparkled in the Badlands sun like a diamond. The spotlessly clean Lorry had a surface that would, if the Armorer was telling the truth, reflect Lasers! that was important for where it was headed: through Laser Alley on the other side of Shantyville.
"What do you think?" Mike asked.
"Nice," said Jimbo, "but what about regular bullets? will it reflect them as well?"
Mike thought a bit. "Really it doesn't matter. We are friends with EVERYBODY! We will just truce the whole way! Sounds good right?"
Jimbo shifted uneasily. There were no other members of the gang in town. the Armorer had headed to Texan to meet him there and assess the armor's effectiveness after sniffing him all over like a dog and giving him the stink eye last Wednesday. Jim disliked the old Mutt but he knew his armor. "Sounds cool boss, but who's driving it?"
Mike smiled.
Jimbo knew he was in for a heck of a day.

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Posted Jan 12, 2016, 3:42 am	Last edited Jan 12, 2016, 3:48 am by StCrispin

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Problem Solved
(AKA the solution to 1L Lorrys with 1 point of A armor, in a roleplaying mindset)

Continues in: Book 2: Shantyville and Laser Alley

(Shantyville RP forum)

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Posted Jan 12, 2016, 3:44 am