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Subject: Little Johnny and the President

President Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of
the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to
words and their meanings. The teacher asked the President if he
would like to lead the discussion on the word "tragedy". So the
illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives
on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and
kills him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Bush searched the
room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally at the back of the room a small boy (Lil Johnny) raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs.Bush was struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."

Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right.! !, And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"

"Well," says Lil Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either."

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Posted Oct 25, 2006, 3:27 am

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WHITE AND NERDY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5h6BvjFda1Q&NR

These r hilarious btw

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Posted Oct 25, 2006, 4:08 am	Last edited Oct 25, 2006, 4:09 am by comp112

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[Edit]
Hehe, I have to agree, they are nice ! :rolleyes:

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Posted Oct 25, 2006, 3:41 pm	Last edited Oct 25, 2006, 3:49 pm by DjFou

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Yeah, excellent stuff :-)
The 3rd one is a classic...

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Posted Oct 25, 2006, 4:46 pm

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did u notice he only had $8 with him also

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EDIT: sam how do u sticky also i wanna make this a joke thread

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Posted Oct 26, 2006, 1:49 am	Last edited Oct 26, 2006, 1:49 am by comp112