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Due to higher pirate activity the Gazette lands late
Or was it Aliens

******************** March / April 2058 ******************

Out Now

Story Submitted By Slippery Jim

View From a Gunslit

Pimp Your Rust Bucket

Blast From The Past

*********************

And all your regular features

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Posted Apr 10, 2011, 7:19 pm	Last edited Apr 10, 2011, 7:20 pm by Grograt

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**** Gun Cam Shots ****

Has your HMG taken down an FT

Does your driving deserve front page coverage.

Did that race really require you to come last.

****

I am looking for those classic Gun Cam Shots, i am sure you have them gathering dust in your lockers, too ashamed to pin em on the interior of your buzzer.

Well let the Gazette take that pressure from you and have them displayed in the next issue.

PM me any non-HUD screenshots you have, or contact me for an e-mail address to send them to.

Some background information if you have it

You dont have to be named, but you might be shamed.

Become famous, become renowned, become a page three pin up.

*****

**** Pimp Your Rust Buckets *****
Have your paint shop been busy, does your Apachee now sport a delirious pink skin.

Do you want to advertise your paint shop

Free advertising with every submitted Chassis paint job.

Contact me now.

****

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Posted Apr 11, 2011, 12:26 pm	Last edited Apr 11, 2011, 12:27 pm by Grograt

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**** May / June 2058 ****

Out This Weekend

*** View From a Gunslit - The UK ***

*** Dont Kill The Messenger ***
A Story Straight From The Annals Of Car Wars

*** A Legend Passes ***
Discover who Has Lost a Top Ganger

*** Ladder League Standings ***

And So Much More

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Posted Apr 23, 2011, 10:27 pm	Last edited Apr 23, 2011, 10:32 pm by Grograt

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I chuckled at the reason behind the good relations between the Mutants and the Anarchists

Glad I dodged that bullet... *shudders*

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Posted Apr 23, 2011, 11:07 pm	Last edited Apr 23, 2011, 11:07 pm by Groove Champion

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****** Out Now *****

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Posted Apr 24, 2011, 12:48 am	Last edited Apr 24, 2011, 12:49 am by Grograt

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Can this be true! Growing up I knew nothing but the dark depths of the sewers. My grandfather told me stories of cities and places from across the sea. I thought they were just tall stories. Fairy tales. How can we sit still when we know there is more out there, more than this rabble of trash, some form of society.

{ooc - sweet grog}

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Posted Apr 24, 2011, 1:54 am

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William ` Lucky ` Watson

Evans most experienced scout?

I think not!

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Calvin "Big Red" Barnes looks at the death notice. 407?!? Evans best scout?! WTF! Try 413.

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Posted Apr 24, 2011, 3:16 am

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The Gazette wishes to apologies for it's recent typo.

The story should have read ' Evans cemetery now holds its highest rated scout '

This has been addressed and the copy typist is now on the 'long walk'

But we are glad you are enjoying the Gazette

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Posted Apr 24, 2011, 10:54 am	Last edited Apr 24, 2011, 10:58 am by Grograt

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Here we go Bast'

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Posted Aug 14, 2011, 2:00 pm

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brilliant, thanks matey

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Posted Aug 14, 2011, 6:05 pm

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The Gazette is looking for a sucker contributer to write up road tests.

- How to handle in the sand

- How to take a dune at 60mph

- How to handle Car Cannon Fire and hide that breached side

- Whats your favourite Racecar and why

- How do I turn ram/flame pickups from deathtrap to deathmachine

- Best racelines for a track

- Good setups to help your friends out their in the dunes

- Any other Rubbish that will make print dedlines or deliberately missleading information intended to harras your enemy* Important information and tips for new Gangs to Evan

If you think you're gullable good enough to provide such information, than the gazette will happily pay you in bottle tops.

And for reporters, get out here in those Gazette Vehicles and start doing some reporting, take some happy snaps.

*{OOC - Please note this is not encouraged as a tactic and is obviously a bit of humorous satire. Well i guess thats subjective.}

Read above for other torturous activities exciting ventures you may undertake for the gazette

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Posted Aug 14, 2011, 6:09 pm

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--- Late Press Release --- OUT NOW!

Due to recent pressure following the final round of the CoE deathrally, we are proud to present this years winner...

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/6325/bastardsracing2.jpg

BASTARD RACING now sponsored by Ma's Pies

so, when do I get my thumbs back.

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Posted Aug 17, 2011, 11:53 am	Last edited Aug 17, 2011, 12:02 pm by Bastille

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Late and breaking news. Too late for this months print

This just in, word has it that a brutal fight in the pit has led to the death of two members of Lord of Rockets including the renowned Heavy gunner, Douglas Mercado.

"Damn scorpion walked up the effin' ramp and bit him - says maxxed out member, 'Mr Talkative' Joseph Spiegel - munched two of his dudes before he get a shot off."

"I only saw the bug too late, by then it was over." - Dying words

The Raging Scavengers are outraged by these recent events and vow to take the fight to the slavers, but as we well know they talk even more than 'Mr Talkative' Joseph Spiegel, so we would not advise those with vested interest to hold their breath.

Our wishes are with them at this time.

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Posted Aug 17, 2011, 2:39 pm

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Darkwind Gazette Taking advertisments

In the next issue you will find adverts for Metrocubes bus service and jeelz weapons refuge.

Have you a camp you want to advertise ?

Got a long running multi player scout you want to promote ?

Run a paint shop ?

Get your adverts into me via PM those providing a nice covering image will take precedence

get yourself known ... advertise now

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Posted Aug 26, 2011, 5:18 pm

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We're also running a handgun comp today

Shoot this here bottle top at 200 yards to prove your skill

{If you want to compete, please send me your character name and skill number, highest entrant wins}

Current leader at 153 skill, pinned the bottle top, no worries.

Can anyone beat him?

(Add gunshots and bottle top screams here. )

well that was quick, Thanks for competing.

Check the next issue for the results.

Will be running a similar event each couple of months(weeks that is guys) to get the best of the best up here in writing.

{Comp was held in the lobby, sorry to anyone that missed it. Next week, Driver skills; best drivers in Somerset - or if you think you have reason for us to travel to some no name sandy crag town near you to interview your half baked wanna be racing moose pilot, let us know.}

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Posted Aug 27, 2011, 6:18 am	Last edited Sep 2, 2011, 7:23 am by Bastille

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Calvin "Big Red" Barnes steps up to the line, takes aim and shoots (HG 172).

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Posted Aug 27, 2011, 10:49 am

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*** New Darkwind Gazette ***

Nov / Dec 2059

*** Out Now ***

You wanted a full issue

we give you a full issue

Brought to you by ` Pen n Blood ' stationers.

Mad Max Interceptor : Revealed

Camp Attack goes sour

Grand Theft Moray

MFP

and your favorite reporters *Grograt* n Bastille

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Posted Sep 1, 2011, 5:37 pm	Last edited Sep 1, 2011, 5:40 pm by Grograt

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Full sized issue alright, might have to give our paper boys a delivery cart

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3495/3753122988_8711d8fec3.jpg

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Posted Sep 4, 2011, 8:41 am

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Bastille said:

Billy "The Ace" Bishop - 317 handgun skill
Wanda "Custom" Riddle - 301 Driving.(239 cycle)

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