Darkwind - Viewing Topic: A KIDNAPPING AT THE ALLEY

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'This is the life Oscar, we havent seen action in months. I dont even think they remember we are here. Never spent so much time down the boozer, our lass in ss is a real dragon about it.'

'Dont tempt fate Tom, we have been in the pub the whole time. You know you have spoken...'

Before Tom finishes his sentence he notices a naked Jesus 'Truckman' Keeney climbing on to the bar and slapping the bar maid in the face with his manhood.

Although it was probably the funniest thing he had ever seen, he also new that by the look of Devil Dan's face, after whitnessing the treatment of his wife, that they were gonna get barred from another boozer in evan.

'Oscar'

'Tom?'

'Why did we get posted with Jesus?'

'Well it was you who asked for him to drive us. After he got drunk that night in bl and syphoned his python into Ramos's drink, before mooning that pyro mutie who set his bottom on fire and running out into the street screaming 'help my arse is on fire' then getting hit by that guy on a push bike and getting a slap for being sick in the bikes basket.'

Oscar thought to himself as he paid Devil $200 to smooth things over. God i love truckman, funniest in evan.

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Posted Jan 15, 2011, 8:57 pm