'emporor' goerge bushs preemptive doctrine
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darthspanky Posted Apr 12, 2009, 4:41 am |
'let it be know to all gangs in evan yer either with us or against us and we will now use a strategy of preemptive targeting of punkasses we dont trust or like. the gods of evan want the people to have pvp so we will give them what they want and we need the practice of slaughtering players so we can learn to let that not bother us so much'
'we hope to see a few select gangs out there' signed 'emporor' george bush |
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darthspanky Posted Apr 12, 2009, 4:43 am |
ooc we also want to offer a 10 million dollar bounty on the squad elms fist you pvp my squad elms fist kill the emporor and you get 10 mil. and as a bonus you get me as yer mortal enemy. ill only pay you if you do it on yer first attempt and only vs 1 other player. hows that for a pvp incentive. 
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*Lugal* Posted Apr 12, 2009, 5:01 am |
[OOC] Wait, you're offering a bounty on your own gang? |
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Lord Foul Posted Apr 12, 2009, 5:09 am |
OOC
Quite amusing darth, how about we pretend emporer bush was killed and you hand over those RGMs to me and we'll call it a day? 
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darthspanky Posted Apr 12, 2009, 5:11 am |
come and get them.
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Marrkos Posted Apr 12, 2009, 5:16 am |
OOC: This sounds vaguely familiar...oh, yeah...
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*Longo* Posted Apr 12, 2009, 7:11 am |
"Ole George kept us alive when we was newbs. Used to take us out scouting when all we had was a sunrise that Gubby gave us. Got us our first few LRs and Apaches. We not going anywhere near the ole fool. He prolly drunk again, god bless em." say Lois "Bed Head' Byfield. | ||||
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*Grograt* gary.r.horder@gmail.com Posted Apr 12, 2009, 11:04 am |
Louie 'Middle Finger' Wright looks bemused as he hears word of the ARL statement, he wonders if the whole of even has reached boiling point and re considers leaving Elms
" Oi Dickenson, you got the Pachee prepped yet " Bruce looks up from under the engine bay " Couple more hours, and were good to go " " dont worry about that now, go get the two - way, we need to contact base " Louie heads back to Retributions Mobile unit " Man we need to watch everyone in future " |
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darthspanky Posted Apr 15, 2009, 7:58 pm |
today the 'EMPOROR' would like to announce those who have joined us
shark glow plug with these allies we shall defeat the rest who are against us doc alo xander tucano all still frolicing in the flower gardens and are mia but we dont need those lasy bitches anyway. |
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*jimmylogan* Posted Apr 15, 2009, 8:43 pm |
"You know, we're just here visiting our teammate in the hospital," says one MADHAT member. "We are not looking for war, but if we're called out we will NOT back down."
He goes back to his drink and silently motions for his gunner to keep an eye out for things to come... |
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darthspanky Posted Apr 15, 2009, 9:43 pm |
later that evening at the hospital rehab unit. a rucus
'get her before she kills us all shes already killed 20 trying to escape' says a caregiver as a batleth peirces his skull. 'you bastards kept me in here now for 8 months while old goerge been running the show no more maybe i just like smoking crack and leading my gang advanced radical lunatics to do whatever we want i dont care if the 'EMPOROR' wants me here cause im getting old and loosing streanth from smoking my crack thats who i am they use to call me darth c..t but they banned my name now dont forget its vernice 'DARTHECLAVDRA' allen and ive already slaughtered the entire rehab unit cause you bastards suck. ill see someone out on the road tonite.' as she wipes the blood off her batleth and leaves the rehab unit. |
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darthspanky Posted Apr 16, 2009, 1:46 am |
all loaded up in the renowned elm fury crew takes off
'who were those guys at the hospital with the funny hats' says vernice. 'those were the guys from madhat maybe we can search the road find some fool to ambush and steal there tires and give em to jimmy, he owns a plastic plant and they make the prettyest little dollies made of plastic you ever saw, some of the midget strippers donate hair for the plastic dollies they make. i sure hope we can get some' says patricia 'cakes' |
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darthspanky Posted Nov 27, 2009, 1:25 am |
the emporor speaks again
"we are going to give that goatheaded commie lammo some edumication" "lets see if these punks are brave enouph to try to collect the bounty i put on myself, cause im hungry for goatmeat." says the wonderful and great capitalist who really hates commies george himself
i doubt it so looks like were going to go after him, to everyone else yer either with us or against us. ooc hows that for some pvp incentive hope to see someone try.
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*goat starer* Posted Dec 6, 2009, 6:40 pm |
Concentrated in the tougher bandit country down south there are hardly any Special Circumstances staff around to witness this bizare rambling... but after several days the normally reclusive Judy Beasley gets to hear some of it on the grapevine. During a lull in the Aurora she puts a radio call in to Ramos in Badlands.. the line is not great..
"Can you hear me commander?" "yeah Judy.. hows Elms?" "Quiet... Dull.. just the way I like it" "so whats this about? we don't hear much from you these days" "yeah.. sometimes i think you have forgotten about me! There is some bloke up here being really strange... he seems to be trying to start a war with us... or himself.. or something..." "you know who he is?" "nope.. no idea... asked around and nobody else does either although he claims to have been some kind of bigshot a few years ago" "its not some loony calls himself the emperor is it??? I thought he was dead! He was some small time punk who thought he could play with the big boys.. last i heard he had taken his bunch of 'klingons' and gone off in a huff after i conned an RGM out of him!..... well nice to have the old crazy back.. Evan could use a few more loose cannons.. even if they are 2 sandwiches short of a picnic!" |
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darthspanky Posted Dec 7, 2009, 1:43 am |
'dammit whose been leaking info to those commie bastages how do they know we eat sandwitches at our picnics  ' says the emporor
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darthspanky Posted Dec 12, 2009, 6:31 am |
wed just like to mention were against everyone but at this time were paying special attention to that one guys gang bashie or something he will die first.
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*JD_Basher* jd.basher@charter.net Posted Dec 12, 2009, 7:57 am |
Ronald 'Big Guns' Pinson raises his bulky frame off the bar and looks around....
He grabs the microphone in front of him and says.... If there is ANYONE that wants to fight with the Gearjammers... I'll be the first one to defend them!...... Tell me a time and a date and I'll be there...... Tell me the type of car you want to use with weapons, and I will show up! PLEASE accept my challenge!........ My gunners need some skills! |
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darthspanky Posted Dec 12, 2009, 8:32 am |
please dear sir come in sit down we do our best to restrain from arguing in front of the emporors midget secratary who was freed from the slave pits of fl some years ago. buy you a drink? we dont want a brawl like we had at emporors last brilliant speech at least not in this thread. im sorry did you have something to say? | ||||
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*JD_Basher* jd.basher@charter.net Posted Dec 12, 2009, 8:56 am |
Ronald 'Big Guns' Pinson stands up to his full 7 foot 2 inch tall frame and looks down at the small wavering man with the Girl Scout emblem on his shoulder in front of him.....
"You just name the time and place"..... Ronald said poking his cucumber sized finger into the 'emporer's' chest..... "ANYTIME little man!" Ronald turned back to his drink and thought silently for a few seconds. "You know?" he said, turning back to the adversary next to him. "I don't have to like you to respect you...." "But the price is STILL 2 Million for your legendary apache we have in our lockup." "I would prefer that you grief the Gearjammers only for auctioning your car and not the eventual winner of the auction I am hosting." Ronald said waggling his finger side to side in a "no-no-no" motion.. |
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darthspanky Posted Dec 12, 2009, 11:48 am |
'well marshall ronnie you may be a big shot marshal boy over in ss see they have laws in ss we cant attack you there, but this is elms and our lawyers tell us you dont have any juristiction in this town, so you cant touch us as long as yer waering that pretty little badge you love so much, but we on the other hand can do what we want attacking you in elm whenever we choose better go run back to ss where its safe for you, someone show marshal ronnie to the door' says a very hot looking midget chick nammed sammie redfern (emporors secratary) 'oh ronnie remember my name i do exist but i cant say that for the ones who win the car bid' continues sammie as she holds up her middle finger and waves it at ronnie
and the entire gang members there gladly helps ronnie leave .... just wait for it
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darthspanky Posted Dec 13, 2009, 2:03 am |
its edumication time says the emporor ive got it we will hire glenn beck and the tea party to protest jds camp thatll learn em. just like he hired all his buddies from the rainbow coalition men only department to protest us.
wont the blood from shooting them clashs with that pretty rainbow shirt? asks sammie no its ok if they have the color red on em shoot, jds gunna be pissed when he finds out you shot all his lovers 
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darthspanky Posted Dec 13, 2009, 5:45 am |
wonder if anyone really read this post and relized theres still a 10 mil bounty i placed on the emporor? meet the conditions ill pay
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*Longo* Posted Dec 13, 2009, 5:56 am |
Spell your name correctly and maybe someone will read it...
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Bytten Posted Dec 13, 2009, 10:55 am |
I am confused. Are you saying that you will pay someone a large sum of money to kill your own gang leader?
I could arrange a ped combat if you hate him that much! 
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darthspanky Posted Dec 14, 2009, 1:41 am |
bytten yer on post no 420 hehe read it again | ||||
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Flether Posted Dec 14, 2009, 8:38 am |
'Shootin'' Elizabeth Milton and a few other veteran members of Orions Blades that have been sitting watching the discussion get up and walk over to Ronald 'Big Guns' Pinson.
"We're tired of sitting by and listening to this bickering going on, and on behalf of our leader the Orions' Blades offer their support. We know that you can hold your own, but it's time people took sides, and we're tired of the emperor sittin' on his high horse." Elizabeth nods to a few other members that have been standing by the door, who nod back and leave. She turns back to Ronald. "We're a little pressed for time and cash, but we've got agents in just about every town in Evan now and we'll do what we can." She grins. "Time to dethrone this 'emperor'." |
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*JD_Basher* jd.basher@charter.net Posted Dec 14, 2009, 9:01 am |
Pinson's big head nods up and down to Elizabeths words without looking at her. "Ahh-yup, I tend to agree with ye."..... "Well, ya see little missy," he said still sitting, turning to face her, straightening his back. Looming over and looking down on her while seated on his stool, he said, "IF your gangers are up for it and willing to run on our wing, you are more than welcome to live in peace with our gang.......... We'll let the other poor suckers DIE for theirs!" |
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Flether Posted Dec 14, 2009, 9:49 am |
Slightly intimidated the gathered members look at each other and then look at their combat leader. After a unanimous nod from the other members Elizabeth holds out her hand to shake.
"We're game. I'll head back and inform our boss, and he'll get the word out to all our agents." |
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*JD_Basher* jd.basher@charter.net Posted Dec 14, 2009, 10:18 am |
Pinson reached out with his bear paw sized hand and engulfed Elizabeths hand like a peanut in his palm and shyly pulled his hand back muttering to himself..
He kept forgetting how overly large he was. He slowly moved his hand back towards the frail feminine hand still outstretched...... He was uncomfortable around women, they were too easy to hurt... And the way they looked at him made him.... Uneasy. He muttered, "ummm...... yeah.... Look for the boss at the Gearjammers garage..... Tell them I sent you" He said without looking at her. He extended his cucumber sized index finger this time and she took it and shook it firmly. Pinson was not a shy man but he DID take care with his size and strength when he was around the feminine gender. |
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Flether Posted Dec 14, 2009, 10:43 am |
Elizabeth smiles and nods at Pinson, having noted the consideration. After letting go of his finger she continues..
"Our boss will head over to your garage, it's simpler that way." Elizabeth turns to the others, who have been watching without so much as a flicker of emotion, a tell-tale sign of an Orions' Blades veteran. "And you guys can get back to your drinks, just make sure to get something done as well" Elizabeth starts walking to her car, but stops and says one last thing: "Oh, and thanks for the consideration big boy, but you don't get to be a combat leader in this gang without being able to take a few knocks. See you around" With a wink she walks to her car and drives off. |
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Bytten Posted Dec 14, 2009, 5:18 pm |
What's the relevance of post 420? (Though this one has now spoiled it, whatever it is, being #421...) |
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*Grograt* gary.r.horder@gmail.com Posted Dec 14, 2009, 5:37 pm |
Ill anser that one shall i 4:20 euphemism for its ' Drugs a clock ' 4:20
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