simonmaxhill Posted Jul 15, 2008, 7:00 pm	I'm feeling left out of all the player feuds on the boards, and think one of you is probably the perfect arch nemesis for me. Because rivalry is such a personal thing, I'm going to put this in the form of a personal ad. Serious inquiries only, please: ME Likes: puppets, fast cars, lasers, ped combat, off-roading in Firelight and killing gang leaders of high fame gangs. Dislikes: SUVs, ballistic weapons, and "Mean People". YOU Likes: earnestness, orbital lasers, 9-5 jobs and light beer Dislikes: Fat chicks, Wild Turkey, jokes you don't get and the Neo-Pope. Interested parties can post here, or simply put a large bounty on my head and post a series of angry non-sequitors in the "bugs" section of the forums. No PMs, no freaks and please please please don't toy with my heart - I'm very fragile.
Nojj Posted Jul 15, 2008, 7:07 pm	Damn... you sound like the perfect Arch-Nemesis for me. But Nekojin and I already have something going on. Best of luck to you, and I'll let you know if things don't work out with Neko.
Hellfire999 Posted Jul 15, 2008, 7:51 pm	Nojj said: Nekojin and I already have something going on. If there were sigs on this forum, I would so sig that... Anyways, there's this dude named *Sam* I think you might be interested in.
simonmaxhill Posted Jul 15, 2008, 8:10 pm	I will crush the Clarinbridge Crushers! CRUSSH THEM!
Speed_Melon Posted Jul 15, 2008, 11:57 pm	Darn - How about long walks on the beach and sunsets?
t0rp0r Posted Jul 16, 2008, 12:27 am	I'm too weak to be a nemesis but I can be a sidekick!
*Lugal* Posted Jul 16, 2008, 2:14 pm	I whine too much for the solid "arch-nemesis" feel.
Acierocolotl Posted Jul 16, 2008, 9:37 pm	Quote: Likes: earnestness, orbital lasers, 9-5 jobs and light beer I like earnestness, am ambivalent about the lasers, and while I have a 9-5 job I'm not enthralled with it.  Light beer?  Those are fightin' words. Quote: Dislikes: Fat chicks, Wild Turkey, jokes you don't get and the Neo-Pope. I can't say I'm thrilled with jokes I don't get, ambivalent about popes neo or otherwise, but I don't mind Wild Turkey. So I'm scoring about a 33% hitrate.  I think you know my style, though, so I can either be your antagonist, or I can be your grudging, totally-polar-opposites partner.  I'm okay with either.  Équipe Jagwire cares little for justice or crime.  Équipe Jagwire cares about going real fast, drinking, and "buying" new racing cars.