Acierocolotl Posted Jul 7, 2008, 4:10 am	"Hi, this is, uhh, Minerva Reed?  And, umm, I'm reporting for Channel 8 News?   "hee hee.  No, I'm, umm, I'm not with Channel 8, I'm, like, with Équipe Jagwire?  Anyway, umm, I got this truck?  From the Channel?  Umm, because they kinda crashed and stuff?  Anyway, it was kinda gross, the dude was leakin' all over the place and it wasn't, y'know, like hydraulic fluid or nothin' either, y'know?  Plus I'm sittin' in it!   "Anyway, umm, ####!  get the hell outta the way you idiot!  Oh, sorry, I didn't say that.  That was sooooo rude!   "So anyway, it looks like, I think, the Untouchables won this one?  Yeah, looks like it!  They were doin' pretty good.  I'm waaaaay back here in this pile'a junk.  I, umm, wedged my own truck back between two posts, I have nooooo idea how I managed to do that!  I know!  It's sooooo embarrassing.   "Anyway, I think... yeah, I think I got second here.  That's not so bad!  Go us!   "Looks like, umm, Wasteland Extravaganza got third?  I'm not sure.  I had to dodge them, they were just runnin' around on the track, parts all flappin' around?  Maybe they had some of those elixir-thingies?  They're soooo gross, ohmyGAWD!   "And there's Cicatrice?  They were soooooo rude.  Making like they're all hotshot women or something?  I think one of them just got a mirror stuck right into her face.  I hope it scars, you bitch!   "Anyway, umm, I think that's it?  Ismael can give you the points.  SAY HI TO MOM FOR ME, ISSY!" Quote: Standings after round 3: Equipe Jagwire:  44 (+14 points) The Untouchables: 42 (+20 points) Cicatrice: 32 (+10 points) Wasteland Extravaganza: 26 (+12 points) Drive Backwards BFF: 20 (0 points) Geriatric Anarchists: 10 (0 points) It was a pleasure to watch this race in person.  Next week will be back in Somerset, with that ovallish track that has all the craters in it.  I'm not sure what it's called but I'm sure you'll work it out, you're all quite admirably intelligent folk and it's always a pleasure. Sincerely, Ismael Ciotti. PS:  Miss Reed, it is correct to call me "Mr. Ciotti," or, alternatively, "Sir."  Assuredly not "Issy."
4saken Posted Jul 8, 2008, 1:55 am	OOC: cool, like, story and like a nice pic, ohmyGAWD. check this out for reference purposes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMG-8I37khU
darthspanky Posted Jul 8, 2008, 8:25 am	damm i missed it and drove a trucker from fl wheres the next one?
Flaming savage Posted Jul 8, 2008, 8:27 pm	Never seen a semi-tractor in action
t0rp0r Posted Jul 14, 2008, 3:04 am	4saken said: OOC: cool, like, story and like a nice pic, ohmyGAWD. check this out for reference purposes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMG-8I37khU I've decided we need to ask Sam for a Valley Girl bandit gang.
*Lugal* Posted Jul 14, 2008, 3:19 am	t0rp0r said: I've decided we need to ask Sam for a Valley Girl bandit gang. Like, I know, right?
Parapsycho Posted Jul 20, 2008, 2:08 am	t0rp0r said: 4saken said: OOC: cool, like, story and like a nice pic, ohmyGAWD. check this out for reference purposes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMG-8I37khU I've decided we need to ask Sam for a Valley Girl bandit gang. "Liek, Oh...my....gaw'id. Stacey was liek my BFF. And, liek, you just, liek, shot her. You're liek super mean, ok? It's, liek, payback tiem..." *lays on the flamethrower*