*The X Man* Posted Dec 17, 2023, 9:44 am	'Big' John Holmes enters The old G.U. tavern, his favorite truckstop watering hole. He lightly dusts off jacket, then pulls out a piece of paper. He leans over towards the notice board by the bar and tacks it there with an old rusty blade. The barkeep asks, "Whatcha posting there Mr. Holmes"? John looks his way and informs the barkeep that The First Bank of Somerset is parting out a bullet riddled Fire Engine chassis. "I don't know what something with more holes than metal is worth, but I figured I'd help try to get the scrap pile out their yard", John said with a wink. A tall cold mug slides down the bar towards the end where John grabs it and chugs it down. "This is just a heads up for ya. That yappy little beasts gang probably gonna be in here after a bit whining about the Death Rally they tried to sneak in and jump us with a Fire Engine", explained John. The barkeeps eyes widened, "Well... what happened!?!" John's brow lowers and he scratches his chin. "Hmmm, whats that word again they like to use", he utters in a low tone. "Ah, thats it!", John blurts out loud, "They Got Decimated"!!! For your viewing entertainment, event ID 652746
rockinrams Posted Dec 17, 2023, 9:53 am	Greg would in steel balled fashion, barges in for a mere moment, quite simply saying, before chuckling "if it were front gunned and i were in dere you'da been the decimated one!"
rockinrams Posted Dec 18, 2023, 5:09 pm	(ref event 652747) Marlene "Likes to" Lynch and Megan "Killed" Berlin would walk into the tavern a few days later, after CoE 2, laughing like no other. Megan would start off "god i cant believe that bomb worked so well!" Marlene in response "man that Clan BPU became part of the BL wall, and we made the kill shot that lit them johnny boys' FE into explosion!" Greg would enter, as per the usual "Heh, they say an eye fer an eye makes the world blind, but if they wanna gloat about taking out an FE we got purely by way of camp tithe, alls i gots to say is, they had it comin!" the 3 would cheer, then ordering themselves some drinks