darthspanky Posted Sep 27, 2023, 2:30 am	'Princess' one of our new recruits hired from the chicken shack in shantville camp is in firelight for her psi training has an announcement for the gangs at the tavern. "our dear pirate leader you all know and honor, has a message for all you pirates. McSPANKYS FIRELIGHT FORTRESS OF MIDGET FORNICATION is now under new managment, from the gangers of MADHAT" some jeers and booiing can be heard from the civi8lian hating pirates cin the bar. "I know, i know there lousy civvies, but there doing us a big favor and if any of you bastards attack them while they are under our protection, its been authorized by our leader if any break this rule, he will send 'ANAL PROBER' to fl again and have you all probed to death" silence grips the crowd "ONE more thing", princess pipes up "drinks are paid for by us tonight" crowd seems much much happier now.
*jimmylogan* Posted Sep 27, 2023, 3:07 am	There's a MADHAT ganger in the back corner of the bar. She smiles under her hood, not showing the gang colors, and takes a drink...
darthspanky Posted Sep 27, 2023, 3:15 am	one old times customer who remembers the old days when mcspankys made millions selling food and water he pipes up 'heard they were making their infamous mcspankys burgers again, best damm hamburger i ever had, its so good i dont even mind the intestinal cramping, parasites, and bloody diareaha, worth it every time"
*jimmylogan* Posted Sep 27, 2023, 3:17 am	"once found a strange piece of sumthun in mine - looked like a finger nail, but they sured me nuthun doin'