darthspanky Posted Aug 25, 2023, 11:29 am

EMPORESS Bertha Bush the great grandaughter of our former gang leader EMPOROR George Bush comes into the tavern and starts yelling at the civilians in elms. 'what do i have to do to get you bastages to recongize me, i just killed 10 of the so called bounty hunters in this town and im still anonymous here" she punches a customer at the bar and kills him there, other patrons just seem to ignore her. "Animal" speaks up "Maybe they just cant hate you, because they know how brutal yer great grandpop was here back in the day, they know better" he smiles NINJACK pipes up as he reaveals himself from the shadows "if ya want them to hate ya send in ole "SNATCHASAURUS WEXLER" and get her to threaten everyone with sex and spread midgititus to the civilian population that will work"

1iTim Posted Aug 26, 2023, 5:13 am

Max nudges Ray 'Gun' who looks up blearily from his cup. "hey Ray - who was that? did you hear something?" "jus thought it was the gin talking?" "I think ole Ron just fell over..."