*jimmylogan* Posted Aug 10, 2023, 4:00 am	So Gary drives a Vetter from Sarsfield to Gateway - then buys a BPU and drives it to SS... While it's being retrofitted he takes a Flail out for 'training' - flips it and is hit with a rocket launcher while trying to turn it back over... Such ends the tale of the MADHAT Three...
*StarFker* Posted Aug 10, 2023, 9:15 pm	upon hearing this, loss one of the Heretic Divisions beat cops approach with a discount voucher and slides it over to the Mad Hatter. "Sorry bout'cher loss sir, weve got one currently on the market, this vouchers good for 20 percent off the flail or any vehicle weve got posted. drop us a line to redeem"
*jimmylogan* Posted Aug 11, 2023, 1:50 am	The voucher is taken back to the MADHAT clubhouse and the boss pours one out for Gary, then sends the new recruit to look it over... "If it looks good, drive it on back!" Pulling back in with a flashy red finish and a sticker, he's all smiles! "Named after One or WAN or something... Look at 'er boss! Can I be there first?"
darthspanky Posted Aug 11, 2023, 2:37 am	'SLICK' Willian Horton, our aging racer sent to ss to race and die of old age in hospital, overheards the conversation and thinks to himself to call the boss see if he can authorize a discount for MADHAT. "SLICK' Willie comes in with a smile on his face. "good luck buddie, the boss will offer you a discount coupon to replace the HCR on yer car when yer guy got rocketed to death trying to flip it over" hands him a coupon it reads this coupon is for a discount of the sale of a HCR, congradulations you get a .01% discount. slick willie smiles and says 'Damm wish i had a coupon for 2750.00 off a sale"
*StarFker* Posted Aug 11, 2023, 2:41 am	*the beat cop smiles as the flail gets surrounded by her new owners* Enjoy her guys, you'll find a rebate check in the mail any minute now.
*jimmylogan* Posted Aug 11, 2023, 3:11 am	darthspanky said: 'SLICK' Willian Horton, our aging racer sent to ss to race and die of old age in hospital, overheards the conversation and thinks to himself to call the boss see if he can authorize a discount for MADHAT. "SLICK' Willie comes in with a smile on his face.  "good luck buddie, the boss will offer you a discount coupon to replace the HCR on yer car when yer guy got rocketed to death trying to flip it over" hands him a coupon it reads this coupon is for a discount of the sale of a HCR, congradulations you get a .01% discount. slick willie smiles and says 'Damm wish i had a coupon for 2750.00 off a sale" "Well, well... what a discount!" He blows his nose into the coupon and tosses it into an ashtray...
*jimmylogan* Posted Aug 11, 2023, 3:12 am	*StarFker* said: *the beat cop smiles as the flail gets surrounded by her new owners* Enjoy her guys, you'll find a rebate check in the mail any minute now. "Boss! Boss! Can I take her out the gate now?" "Sure thing kid... just watch out for Rocket Launchers..."
darthspanky Posted Aug 11, 2023, 3:38 am	notices the hcr coupon in trash with snot and a few buggers on it. "dam someone would have loved using that coupon, we sold 5 already this week, lowest price around for em' as he leaves he thinks to himself, maybe next time those boys wont stick a noob ganger in a car with a weapon that can fetch that kind of price. but we shall see.
*jimmylogan* Posted Aug 11, 2023, 4:37 am	Erasmo Parrish takes the Flail out along with Marvin Brandt. They encounter a couple of vehicles and decide to see what the Flail can do. They outrun the Phoenix, no problem, then decide to turn back and see what they can do with the Mutant Masher... They are whooping and hollering as they ride through the gates... The Flail trailing the pickup and horns blowing... Erasmo finds the boss - "I love this ride man!!!"