rockinrams Posted Jun 30, 2023, 10:13 pm	Early morning on friday it was heard, a large truck along side a buzzer, fighting off some raiders right outside town while barreling towards it, curious, they definitely werent coming back from a scout. As the 2 vehicles entered the gates, then holding it until they had blown the raiders to smithereens, the drivers in both shouted out for immediate repairs to their rigs, while rolling over to the mechanic...it was then that an emblem was seen on the back of the buzzer, a well known symbol of the Beasts. while the mechanics got to work after being payed a nice sum of around $30K in cash, the gunners were then asking about the town for some "King", though the regular townies had no clue of such a royalty, the Beasts then walked into the bar, grabbing a drink before heading to their hotel rooms, as they had just endured a grueling 17 hour trip. then, after a nice nap for one of the members, "Nicholas 'dishes out' Paine",  they got back up, and in such a timely fashion their rigs had just been set up, and he got on the look out. after a small while, Nick had spotted something, their very target, he rushed back to the hotel rooms and woke the team up, and they quickly jumped into their rigs, immediately starting with a roar, followed by screaming of both the engines revving, and tires spinning. the hunt had begun They rushed out of the gates and shifted into high gear towards their target, a wild "King", they were in BL to prove that this false prophet, in fact, was no such thing. In the distance, from the town, all that was heard was what could be described as war, with loud booms, thunderous in nature, and in distinct pairs, with clear stops for right around 2 seconds, before then continuing, again, in pairs. when all the dust settled it was found that a "king" like themselves couldnt risk a loss, and so out CRed gangers with much worse skills, and employed the magics of cowards, and yet the battle raged on for a full 5 hours outside the gates. although it was a loss for the Beasts, it was merely some gear which will now be garage queened by a self absorbed scum who has blinded the eyes of his followers into believing he truely was "King of Evan" when there is no such thing, and it just further proved said "King" 's incompetency to fight like a true king. This, was merely a psyop for absolute confirmation, although the Beasts may walk home on this day, it isnt for naught, yet let it be considered both a confirmation of "King Coward" and a warning to his self claimed "Empire" which stands on fake ground. Us Beasts, and our friends, we will show you the truth, the reality, the real nature of our enemies.
*Longo* Posted Jun 30, 2023, 10:43 pm	James Cox, Captain of the Merry Men's BL Division, chuckles. "These beasts are odd. They begged the Merry men for a fight, and we reluctantly obliged. Once on the battlefield they demanded we rush head first into their two tank guns. We laughed at this silliness. However, as they always do, they scream and yell at us until we agree to a fight, then they climb a hill and hide in a small hole, and wait. Well we finally got bored with their silliness, and rushed in and beat them up." James Cox pauses, shrugs, then states to the room "I guess if they want to keep throwing free gear at us, we might as well take it. We have a TT with two 100% TGs, a buzzer with 2 100% CCs and a 3LR at 100% in BL if anyone is interested in them. They do smell inside a bit like poopy pants though, so a discount will be given." Quickly remembering one more thing, he adds "Oh and we have an Ambulance of theirs in Gateway too if anyone is interested in that."
rockinrams Posted Jun 30, 2023, 11:01 pm	Nicholas 'dishes out' Paine, the main sights for the Beasts, then chimed in "us Beasts ain't fearful enough of you to require brown pants, otherwise we wouldn't have attacked in the first place, and i saw it all from the tower. You didn't rush at all, in fact you merely skirted around to find a spot to do some sissy sniping. and one more thing, we didn't beg, we warned you of such, days in advance at that." he then takes a swig from his bottle. "also was just funny to see you take so long having such a ganger advantage, hell, if you had attacked the TT head on with both buzzers at once? it woulda died a whole lot faster, and without one of said buzzers getting breached, what with your coward insurance called psykers. we could care less about the gear anyway." then, the Elder of the raiding party, Greg 'Hates' Colin walks in from the wastes. "pft, and you guys called that a fight? god if video games still existed that would be called 'Sit and Do Nothing Simulator 2111'." he then took a seat with Nick grabbing a drink himself. "look, i respect your effort in sharpening your skills and all, but for just how much you had us out balanced, that was pathetic." Greg then took a hefty swig, wiping off the wasteland dust "Next time, you wont be in the know about anything, buski's" he then got up and motioned Nick to follow him out the door.
darthspanky Posted Jul 1, 2023, 4:33 am	hearing all this exciting talk of poopy pants. Ricki "wooooo" Flick thinks about the time one of the gw civilians asked her the best way to attract a hot midget like herself, and remember telling them to put on a speedo when they go to the beach and to make a bulge in it with a potato to attact a hot midget chick, later after seeing them she was horrified to see that they put the potato in the back of the speedo instead of the front to make their junk look bigger. she naturally had to kill them because they were a civilian. but often wonders how fun it would have been if she hadnt 'woooooooooo'