FireFly Posted Jun 3, 2020, 8:07 pm |
Some shaken younglings and a smiling veteran walks into the bar, putting up a poster on a wall reading...
"Now hiring a brave* lorry jockey and a skilled** buzzer crew, do you think you have what it takes to run with this prestigious old gang? See if you match our stringent hiring requirements listed below and sign up today!" - Courage - Determination - Uhm... Toughness? *bravery optional, just follow orders or die trying ** skills not required, nor will you be paid extra for having any. "In memory of the last moments of buzzer morax and the crewmen whom we cannot recall the names of, may it keep taking flight in car heaven." |
FireFly Posted Jun 4, 2020, 11:37 pm |
A second poster now hangs next to the first one.
Hiring one additional lorry jockey! (sheesh, had no luck these last days) |
FireFly Posted Jun 29, 2020, 10:24 pm |
A bunch of high quality posters based on recent events now litter the bar to demonstrate the trucking branches new... somewhat morbid slogan.
Southern Order Trucking Div. "Insufficient Scouting, Questionable Escorts, Unquestionable Courage." S1043725 S1043764 ((It's been a fun few week, that's for sure)) |