*Longo* Posted May 23, 2020, 11:37 pm	Matthew 'Seal The Deal' Hood calls Frank C*ckroach, Legendary Leader of Longo's Merry Men on the radio. "Boss, we did what ya told us to do. We grabbed some of the Bastards and headed out to meet all those buses. Lets just say there was some fireworks Boss... and 62 Truck took some damage. But we took out 3 vehicles including the Event Marshal's Tanker, and killed 9 of em, two of em being 'Comrades'. Sorry about the damage Boss, but we put so many holes in them that 2 of the vehicles exploded." Frank sighed. "Well everyone knows The Kingdom of Longo owns The Gateway now. Tell em to pay their tithe next time, and they wont all have to die." 1032801
*goat starer* Posted May 25, 2020, 9:49 pm	Julie Granados hears the reports.. "so they almost failed to beat 3 busses and a tanker armed with a HMG?... with a fire engine , 2 buzzers and a turin?" she laughs heartily. "after that utter failure in the war last week I think we can safely say the Merry Men are really not much to worry about. Do you think the capitalists have anyone who knows anything about about driving and tactics?"
*Longo* Posted May 25, 2020, 10:06 pm	Matthew 'Seal The Deal' Hood chuckles at the peasant Julie. "I think the event speaks for itself. Ulrik, get that old 35mm projector out and run that reel again for all to see(1032801). What is truly amazing about this encounter is that The Merry Men completed a miracle that nobody has ever achieved in Evan before. They survived the equivalent of 2 'Lorry Bombs' at very close range, all within seconds of one another. A truly divine act." Numerous mutants is Mezcal's begin chanting "All Hail Longo, the one True God! Sam is the false God, his resurrections are just parlor tricks and the resurrected are actually synths!" Many mutants begin cheering and praying after hearing of another divine act of the legendary Longo and his Merry Men.
*goat starer* Posted May 25, 2020, 11:39 pm	"Longo - the opiate of the masses. But we saw the sheer dumb luck", whispers the ghost of Frank Reed.
*Rev. V* Posted May 26, 2020, 3:40 am	"Sam is the false God" Whoa, whoa, whoa...better not say that around the Nuns....