Hati Posted Mar 16, 2020, 2:45 pm

A man dressed in a cheap suit with a porkpie hat wanders in. A card reading 'Press' is tucked into his hat and. He tacks a notice to the noticeboard. ATTENTION Citizens of Evan, A new addition has been made to staff of the Darkwind Gazette. Hunter Jesus of Murphy's Mercs will be coming around and doin interviews and reporter things. Please do not shoot him or feed him to the mutants. He's just trying to get the news. We do not want a repeat of the Tim the Intern incident. If you have stories or opinions about life in Evan, contact Hunter for the write up. Thank you for your time.' He has a quick pint then goes out to a Sunrise with a plate on it that reads 'Official Darkwind Gazette Press Vehicle'

*Rev. V* Posted Apr 9, 2020, 7:03 am

Meh, X-Man's assistant has a Ferrari with a plate that says URDWSUBS....