darthspanky Posted Mar 3, 2020, 3:22 pm	Excited and thrilled to try out our new expensive buzzer skin, painted by the nuns of evan, our leader 'Acid Tripper' and a mechanic in training board their Famous McSpanky's Fury a 5l, 2 cc buzzer, one front and one rear, with ammo for a return fight if needed, as we get hit by elms militia almost every scout on returns because of our high bounties. In the new painted buzzer a fine piece of art with the god sam holding a goat in his arms with large breasted nuns on the hood and sides Fredrick "got fingered" takes the seat to drive it, along side him is Helen Troy not the helen of troy your thinking about this one is totally opposite, her nickname is Helen "bipolar PMS' Troy. The first encounter was a routine easy trader Slaughter vs 3 traders, the return however it was another contract hit from the legendary high spec'd gangers of the badlands bounty hunter gang, the silence. slowing to provide it cover fire, after 'Acid Tripper" slowed down things went a little bad after fredrick was busy looking at the new paint job of the large breasted nun on the hood and missed the ram after using a rocket booster for added speed. A few rounds later next thing we know is Acid tripper and the new guy had their leg blown off after being engaged at point blank range. fredrick who didnt want to get fingered again engaged the rocket booster and charged all 5 cars taking out 3 of them with the ram before being breeched and loosing his last clips of ammo, he was Ko'd, helen takes over driving and almost pulls it off but runs out of ammo, tries charging again but was shot up herself, nobody died but the run of the first buzz skin was not a good one. s1005806
*Rev. V* Posted Mar 5, 2020, 8:05 pm	Now that I think about it, it's probably bad luck for anyone other than me to run that skin.
*Bastille* Posted Mar 8, 2020, 9:27 am	I haven't got any nails left after watching that