darthspanky Posted Feb 6, 2020, 9:32 am

Our glorious leader and detested civilian faction arch villian 'ACID TRIPPER' April Triplett returns from her latest scout safe in elms. she has a weird look on her face. "that was the best trip i ever took, all of evan was ground to a halt, seems i made the gods even stop and take notice and as i speak they are trying to figure out what i have done, MUHAHAHAHAHAHA" The good but badly beaten down militia of elms citizens are saying its the apocalypse, priests have been chanting the number 999999 and when they stopped all hell broke loose when ACID TRIPPER broke through the barrier and ventured beyond that number.

*Synyster Gates* jesse_bliss@yahoo.com Posted Feb 6, 2020, 2:32 pm

While cleaning the carbon and blood from their tank guns, Ashley and Anna Lopez of Avenged Sevenfold, the deadliest twins in Badlands, are suddenly blinded by a light that outshines even the blistering Evan sun. Quickly throwing on their strongest sunglasses, they gaze off into the distance to see a beam of light shooting into Somerset. Ruth Bishop strides up beside them, nudging between them and loudly announcing "THAT'S THE MAN HIMSELF, SAM! I WONDER WHAT SAD INDIVIDUAL HAS BROUGHT HIM UPON US." Anna and Ashley looking at each other, knowing Ruth yells because she's almost entirely deaf from firing heavy weapons her whole life. Eventually all of Avenged Sevenfold came out to sit on Sephiroth to watch the radiating light as it sat upon Somerset for nearly the entire day. When Sam finally retreated back into the sky, the members of Avenged Sevenfold crawled into their respective vehicles to go wreak havoc in the wastes.