darthspanky Posted Jan 31, 2020, 11:56 am	In walks a man resembling the former leader this ones nickame is thursday the 12th, (the origonal Jason 'Friday the 13th' Vorhees is rumored to have died of old age). Sitting atop his shoulders is a midget woman who looks like rick flair, (think master blaster, but worse) for the last week or so she has been ordering the highest priced shipments headed out of town for travel missions. then selling them to the underground markets for a fraction of its worth. Returning from a fight with the cold blooded trader gang (a gang that locked up and put our origonal ganger in fl glad pits) Rikki speaks "thought you bastards would have put a bounty on us already, were already listed as an enemy, dont worry we will get one and you can try to kill us or throw us in the fl glad pits, we are looking for free transportation anyway, but in the meantime we will fight along side you militia boys, then when we get a bounty you might have the balls to meet us at the gates. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" as she dances and struts just like old rick flair did, then jason holds her back from starting a barfight and they leave with her on his shoulder.
Sir Nexus Posted Jan 31, 2020, 1:37 pm	In the immortal words of Ric Flair....WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
darthspanky Posted Feb 2, 2020, 1:20 pm	hearing about trainers who can help get him more specializations even tho he reached the limit of his skills. HIGHLANDER' Duncan McCloud of the clan McSpankers arrives and takes charge as new leader in morgan with a mortar for their newly aquired bpu, to put a few shells into the good people of morgan, watching the drone footage of their recent roaming morgan militia ambush CONTRACT hit BY THE SNOW PATROL at the gates of gateway. "theses guys are tricky, but they were on sand not snow" event s999372
darthspanky Posted Feb 5, 2020, 8:33 am	Returning from their latest scout Higlander Duncan Mccloud of the clan Mcspankers looks over at his newly aquired large mutant bear skin rug. "I was so focused on killing those CONTRACT HIT bastards from Texan the Red Oil Security gang of merchants that i didnt see that bear until he was right on us comming in fast" Sitting atop Jason Thursday the 12th Vorhees shoulders master blaster style Ricki WOOOOO Flick pipes in. "At least they waited to get their asses kicked until right after we defended the good citizens of Morgan in that town defence" Duncan looks at the new Midget girl hired in Elms and dropped off by Emmisary Bennie Sisko."So what do you think of all this" "Im not surprized" says TRICKY Jamie "I knew id just get to watch the live drone coverage of you guys while i train in handgunner skills, so i could be part of the team that gets to bust the BLOND BOMBER out of the fl glad pits, but our glorious leader gave me some good advice and i took it and sent letters to all the tuff gangs that we are ememies with who put contracts on us all the time, told em we took some of their families hostage in morgan, we will probably get more morgan contract hits, thats why im not surprized" smirks TRICKY event s999964
darthspanky Posted Feb 27, 2020, 12:55 pm	returning from their latest scout verses the morgan militia the crew of 5 fornicators come into the tavern. Ricki 'WOOOOO' flick the midget woman who looks like rick flair goes over to the militia table that once had 9 guys now only has 5 and says to them WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO a huge barfight then starts. event 1004731
darthspanky Posted Aug 10, 2020, 11:51 am	klingon and gorn recently escaped from the embassy of the mayor of morgan. klingon "why was brian the truth willians and that leprichan just still sitting in the car, we couldnt even get them to join this car, or access the lorry we have at the embassy that has gas so we could get cannonator and those 2 guys back to bl with us" gorn grunts a few times "dey just sitted there like a bunch of moroons, probly still sitting in da car" klingon "dont stress yourself gornie, we will go back to morgan geraldine survived the attack on the mayor in her lorry bomb" gorn 'yeah dat boy musta surrendered before it went boom" klingon "she can try again" gorn "de piwates did leave our truckester hearse" klingon " yeah thing is so ugly they did not even loot it, but they got our old morgan killah dem bastard boys bought off us tho" then they let out a combined laugh "muhahahahahahaha" event 1053331
Joel Autobaun Posted Aug 10, 2020, 11:22 pm	"put yer flag on bitch" -random Bastard.
darthspanky Posted Aug 11, 2020, 12:22 am	klingon and gorn listening to music with midget strippers in the background. klingon "did you hear something" gorn "nope" as they continue dancing https://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo
*sam* Posted Aug 15, 2020, 12:01 pm	Deleted a bunch of non-RP posts. Keep it RP in here, please And civil.
darthspanky Posted Mar 30, 2021, 11:20 pm	Our leader in Firelight sends orders to the morgan crew. PLATINUM "start delivering stone in ospreys to our newly purchased campgrounds, more ospreys on the way" DEVIL BOY finishes reading the telegram "Im headed out to run stone, try not to start too many bar brawls slapping the militia around, we will deal with them when the camps fully manned and built" SLAPNUTS " damm thats gunna take awhile to build ospreys can only deliver 13 stone per trip" THE STRANGLER "McSPANKYS WINTER WONDERLANDS OF MIDGET FORNICATION has a nice ring to it tho"
Smooch Posted Apr 23, 2021, 1:59 am	And what did Slapnuts get for his doubt?