*Brunwulf* Posted Mar 11, 2015, 5:53 am	728601 12 Turns to demo 2 cars- ending in a nice "whatever" comment from the AI! If you can beat this- put it up! just a bit of fun for a challenge and a laugh! Much Love, Brun
Grimm Sykes Posted Mar 11, 2015, 1:21 pm	posted 8 turns a few months ago.
Krakhedd Posted Mar 11, 2015, 11:27 pm	S728118 30 in 20 turns a few days ago w/ Krash
Nukie Posted Mar 12, 2015, 12:58 am	Does it count if I lose in under 12 turns? I can always yell Whatever! at the end.
*Brunwulf* Posted Mar 12, 2015, 8:23 pm	Just done a 2 AI car in 11
*goat starer* Posted Mar 12, 2015, 9:43 pm	I famously lost 2 legendary buzzers in 8 turns to a fire engine ambush several years ago. I did not yell whatever
*Bastille* Posted Mar 13, 2015, 11:10 am	whatever
Racing Robbie Posted Mar 13, 2015, 3:29 pm	goat starer said: I famously lost 2 legendary buzzers in 8 turns to a fire engine ambush several years ago. I did not yell whatever If it hasn't been done already, I think this should be turned into a drunken tale for the bars of Evan and the gazette The Ballard of the Goat and the Fire Engines..............
*goat starer* Posted Mar 14, 2015, 12:22 am	Racing Robbie said: goat starer said: I famously lost 2 legendary buzzers in 8 turns to a fire engine ambush several years ago. I did not yell whatever If it hasn't been done already, I think this should be turned into a drunken tale for the bars of Evan and the gazette The Ballard of the Goat and the Fire Engines.............. there was only one... but it was about 5 feet away.. and it had lots of friends
*StCrispin* ce.services.mh@gmail.com Posted Mar 17, 2015, 12:53 pm	I had a 3 vs 3 scout which I won in 7 turns once. But the AI was clearly at a disadvantage when they spawned facing away from me at very close range and had a Chaser and 2 Trader Vans vs my 3 Twin HMG Mercs.
Nukie Posted Mar 30, 2015, 11:01 pm	8 turn scout. Poor Ironmongers. S734433
*Tango* Posted Oct 28, 2015, 7:41 pm	9 turns to demo two cars using mmg/hmg and cgl. S794949 Loaded For Bear -vs- Dune Peddlers can probably do it faster with car cannons but then I don't get any loot worth driving back.
DirkNotSoGently Posted Oct 28, 2015, 8:37 pm	Return @ gates vs. my own faction 5 HMGs and an RL versus a trader van and two escorts - 6 turns ID 794372
DirkNotSoGently Posted Dec 1, 2015, 2:03 pm	Over a month and no movement - so, is 6 turns the minimum possible?
*The X Man* Posted Dec 1, 2015, 6:58 pm	It all depends on what you consider the fastest scout. I once forgot to include gunners in a scout and so I escaped at 350m in 5 turns. But it would be conceivable, under perfect conditions, pulling 2 cars and taking them both out in 4 turns. Turn 1 target first car, turn 2 fire and demo 1, turn 3 target second car, turn 4 fire and demo. Scenario is possible but would be extremely rare for all those planets to align. You would need to face 2 weak chassis types and get a very close spawn. You need a vehicle with heavy weapons and you most likely would need gangers with rapid shot. But if you have all of the above, give it a shot.
*Brunwulf* Posted Dec 1, 2015, 8:31 pm	I recently beat my personal best and did it in 6 turns- 2 firing turns with a twin CC BPU on the NFL map where they spawn right in front of you- they were a Pho and Estate trader
d0dger Posted Dec 1, 2015, 11:56 pm	*Brunwulf* said: I recently beat my personal best and did it in 6 turns- 2 firing turns with a twin CC BPU on the NFL map where they spawn right in front of you- they were a Pho and Estate trader I know I've done something very similar, 7 turns for sure, maybe 5 or 6. Think the BPU had CC/RL or CC/HMG though. 1 BPU for me and 2 cars for enemy, with a spawn that meant I could start hitting both cars on turn 2.
*goat starer* Posted Dec 2, 2015, 1:17 pm	*The X Man* said: It all depends on what you consider the fastest scout. I once forgot to include gunners in a scout and so I escaped at 350m in 5 turns. But it would be conceivable, under perfect conditions, pulling 2 cars and taking them both out in 4 turns. Turn 1 target first car, turn 2 fire and demo 1, turn 3 target second car, turn 4 fire and demo. Scenario is possible but would be extremely rare for all those planets to align. You would need to face 2 weak chassis types and get a very close spawn. You need a vehicle with heavy weapons and you most likely would need gangers with rapid shot. But if you have all of the above, give it a shot. there is a spawn on shanty gates where they appear over 350m away from you.. you can escape that in a single turn but i think the point was to win it
DirkNotSoGently Posted Dec 2, 2015, 2:22 pm	I would agree - though not explicitly stated I would think only successful scouts should count - or surrendering all on turn one would win!
*The X Man* Posted Dec 2, 2015, 5:44 pm	goat starer said: *The X Man* said: It all depends on what you consider the fastest scout. I once forgot to include gunners in a scout and so I escaped at 350m in 5 turns. But it would be conceivable, under perfect conditions, pulling 2 cars and taking them both out in 4 turns. Turn 1 target first car, turn 2 fire and demo 1, turn 3 target second car, turn 4 fire and demo. Scenario is possible but would be extremely rare for all those planets to align. You would need to face 2 weak chassis types and get a very close spawn. You need a vehicle with heavy weapons and you most likely would need gangers with rapid shot. But if you have all of the above, give it a shot. there is a spawn on shanty gates where they appear over 350m away from you.. you can escape that in a single turn but i think the point was to win it That is true. And there is a spawn at Morgan gates that is the same way. But getting your vehicle back home safe is winning in most players eyes lol. And Dirk did say fastest scout
DirkNotSoGently Posted Dec 2, 2015, 6:18 pm	Oh! Twist my words would you? Terrible
DirkNotSoGently Posted Dec 30, 2015, 10:48 am	Another 6 turn job - S813459 Feeling more and more like this is gonna be minimum (although though I might have sealed this in 5 with a rapidshot or two)
DirkNotSoGently Posted May 5, 2016, 7:18 pm	5 turns - s845932
*Woblly* Posted Aug 11, 2016, 5:58 pm	Posted a while ago but saw the thread 7 npc demoded in 15 turns, not sure it up with the top guys but I thought it was not too shabby Event S865824
DirkNotSoGently Posted Aug 11, 2016, 9:30 pm	Pretty darn good Bear in mind my quick-fire scouts are all against traders with small escort parties - usually one-on-one for my gunners - so not sure mine should count if I'm totally fair
JoniBoy Posted Aug 28, 2016, 5:24 pm	3 turns! Beat that! S871091 I must admit that I designed the squad for that purpose: 2 Apaches, 4 Car Cannons, 42 points of armor on each ape. 185 CR each (132 of which are the CC) I encountered a Sunrise and a Pickup See if anyone can do it in 2 Joni