darthspanky Posted May 5, 2013, 1:26 pm	"Emporor' Goerge Bush, back in elms rehab hatches a plot to add some protest to the CoE this year, the evil damm merchants wont supply prizes good enouph for the viewing audience to see the top racers, so we protest by loading a lorry full of 75000 pounds of hrr ammo and test our space program while the crowd yells TIMMAH here we are breaking thru the clouds still rising in the air. finally splashing down in the elms river at 306 mph.
*JeeTeeOh* Posted May 5, 2013, 3:16 pm	Best... Science... Ever! Oh, and yeah, the protest thing is okay too.
Blackwill Posted May 5, 2013, 4:56 pm	This was truly a spectacle. For a while, some of us thought you might actually land on us. Watching X-man's BPU skip off the mountain tops was surreal. I'm not sure why he was the only one who got launched, but I'm glad itwasn't me
*Brunwulf* Posted May 5, 2013, 5:04 pm	Blackwill said: This was truly a spectacle.  For a while, some of us thought you might actually land on us. Watching X-man's BPU skip off the mountain tops was surreal.  I'm not sure why he was the only one who got launched, but I'm glad itwasn't me DITTO
darthspanky Posted May 5, 2013, 5:05 pm	heres a few more i forgot
darthspanky Posted May 5, 2013, 5:06 pm	was hopping to blow up everyone but the ram i tried at beginning didnt catch me on fire *puts thinking cap on* mebbe ill try another ammo type next time.
*The X Man* Posted May 5, 2013, 7:44 pm	That was a good job Spank, but I am filing a formal protest because it said I missed gate 2 and I know I passed, flew thru it!!
*sam* Posted May 5, 2013, 8:16 pm	[ooc:] Haha really funny, Harry was telling me about it. The effects when a car explodes are so totally crazy, but fun too so I never fixed them ;-)
musashi_san Posted May 5, 2013, 9:46 pm	In awe of this, and, call me crazy, kind of surprised it didn't overload something in the engine, like the mythical fire engine hitting the sonic and stopping dead...
Lord Foul Posted May 6, 2013, 1:29 am	In SS the news spreads quickly of this explosive protest and soon find the ears of the Hellrazors gang Tim "The Wheelman" Willis: Impressive, you can always rely on those fornicating midgets to prove a point when it is needed. (OOC) Nice one Darth, good to see you up to no good like the old days.
*Bastille* Posted May 6, 2013, 1:41 am	The tavern rocked and Fred 'Flint' Stone was knocked off his seat. "Willma!"
*Brunwulf* Posted May 6, 2013, 7:33 am	DARTHSPANKY SAID: "a plot to add some protest to the CoE this year, the evil damm merchants wont supply prizes good enouph for the viewing audience to see the top racers" EH??!! All the usual players were in both the CoE events, 90% of whom can only dream about ever owning Heavy Lasers and Fire Engines!!! What protest point am I not understanding here then?
*Brunwulf* Posted May 6, 2013, 9:25 am	Lord Foul said: In SS the news spreads quickly of this explosive protest and soon find the ears of the Hellrazors gang Tim "The Wheelman" Willis: Impressive, you can always rely on those fornicating midgets to prove a point when it is needed. Sorry- what point needs proving exactly? That 1 single player has decided that he can't be bothered to play in 1 league this season, because a certain vehicle isn't offered as a prize for him to sell for $16 million! And now another player is protesting at this by trying to blow up every other player in a CoE league race! I am nearly done with all this greed, politics, and lunacy in a computer game.
*StCrispin* ce.services.mh@gmail.com Posted May 6, 2013, 9:59 am	1. Necro already tried this last season but couldnt seem to light his fuel tanker on fire (he forgot the matches I guess) so I just thought it was a copy-cat "I can do it better" attempt. Although it was funny to watch. Why didnt my car fly away? I was only about 10m farthur away than X was and i didnt even jiggle. 2. Greed... Odd I hear an echo... Someone else recently harped on this (not me, though I feel the same). Bravo Brun. The god have their toys and 15 copies of them, while we play with the usual "lesser peoples" equipment and have the same fun. Or at least Im having fun. 3. What IS the prize anyway? I CoE because I like CoE. Not for the prize. I look at the prize if I am near the end of the season and in positon to get one. because sometimes (often times actually) the 2nd place prize is better and I have to try to manipulate my scoring to lose just enough to get the prize I want. Ought to be a prizes loot screen. put the top 3 prizes in and let 1st pick, then 2nd and then 3rd. Maybe I want to place 1st but get that 3rd place item... Wait where have I heard "Prize Loot screen" Before ...Oh, yeah. SCAV that needs fixed and is being ignored without even a "Im not interested in fixing it" message to make us hush up for 3 months or so. SAM look at our scav thread if you have time please? Many of us are either playing it or interested in playing it and the issues making it stupid are keeping some "want to" members from trying it. And keeping the rest of us "are" players from enjoying it to the extent that we could. (like how scouts dont gain scout skill from scouting... and gain skill only from town to town travels... but there is no reason for town to town travels due to the non-existance of user defined courier missions) 4. I forgot what the topic was. oh yeah BOOM! that was amusing. lets do it again in GW. I like breaking big expensive toys or watching them get broke. (Unless they are mine. but most of my toys arent big or expensive)
Necrotech Posted May 6, 2013, 10:47 am	back @ Dexter's "Double" Ditto checks his violin again, places it to his shoulder, and proceeds to play a somber sad ballad.
*Bastille* Posted May 6, 2013, 12:18 pm	"Is that the godfather theme?" Fred liked the tune, but could not join in, because he was in Joés Ale House.
Daveyh Posted May 6, 2013, 3:33 pm	darthspanky said: was hopping to blow up everyone but the ram i tried at beginning didnt catch me on fire *puts thinking cap on* mebbe ill try another ammo type next time. Darth - you were robbed.  I (unintentionally) did the same thing with pistol ammo and had a greater area of effect.  220786 - turn 38+
Necrotech Posted May 6, 2013, 6:33 pm	HFT / FT works great too, but for even better... fuel....
darthspanky Posted May 6, 2013, 7:41 pm	i wasnt really blowing people up because of a real protestr, i dont care what some choose to do, i just thought it funny to blow someone up and was messing with lord foul in process, if you want those toys go earn them yerself like others before habve done, if you need help then come to coe with a plan off attack, and watch out for more exploding lorrys.
Blackwill Posted May 6, 2013, 8:21 pm	This season is shaping up to be a lot of fun. Thanks for the "Grand Opening", Spanks.
Celticfrost Posted May 6, 2013, 11:57 pm	Still going on about that stupid Squad Car Brun??? seriously get over it, either save up your own 16 million, or try to earn one in COE. I for one am not available enough on Sundays to even consider a run in COE, so I bought one on the market. Spendy, yes and its the only one I will ever purchase, even if it is destroyed. Have fun out there!
*Longo* Posted May 7, 2013, 12:04 am	*Bastille* said: The tavern rocked and Fred 'Flint' Stone was knocked off his seat. "Willma!" *Bastille* said: "Is that the godfather theme?" Fred liked the tune, but could not join in, because he was in Joés Ale House.  Fred 'Flint' Stone flexes his "Specs" at Bastille's lads, noting their admiration. "Not bad for an ole guy huh" he asks, and chuckles. Character ID: 297171 Personal Details Gang    Longos Merry Men Age    37 Gender    Male General Health    Weakening Location    Elmsfield Custom Skin     Longo Jungle Warrior Skills & Abilities Strength    72 Dexterity    27 Speed    74 Leadership    144 Courage    143 Driving    27 Gunnery    150 Large Guns    179 * Ballistics    114 (112) Hand Guns    162 Scouting    10 Mechanic    16 * Maximum potential has been reached in this skill. Weekly Wages    $1450 Specialisms Sniper Special Skill Level 5 Machine Guns Special Skill Level 3 Rapidshot Special Skill Level 2 Combat Psychologist Special Skill Moving Targets Special Skill Public Biography Private History 10-06-18    Advanced to level 2 Sniper specialism 10-08-20    Advanced to level 3 Sniper specialism 10-09-07    Advanced to level 2 Machine Guns specialism 10-12-24    Advanced to level 4 Sniper specialism 11-09-03    Advanced to level 3 Machine Guns specialism 11-10-28    Advanced to level 5 Sniper specialism 13-01-18    Advanced to level 1 Moving Targets specialism 13-02-22    Advanced to level 1 Combat Psychologist specialism 13-03-29    Advanced to level 2 Rapidshot specialism Carried Equipment Submachine Gun (Health 100%, Ammo 24) Rifle (Health 100%, Ammo 12) Molotov Belt (Health 100%, Ammo 5)
*StCrispin* ce.services.mh@gmail.com Posted May 7, 2013, 1:55 am	We need an event where everyone has lorrys full of ammo armed with HFTs.  That would be some mayhem. darthspanky said: i wasnt really blowing people up because of a real protestr, i dont care what some choose to do, i just thought it funny to blow someone up and was messing with lord foul in process, if you want those toys go earn them yerself like others before habve done, if you need help then come to coe with a plan off attack, and watch out for more exploding lorrys.
Lord Foul Posted May 7, 2013, 3:05 am	Brunwulf said: Lord Foul said: In SS the news spreads quickly of this explosive protest and soon find the ears of the Hellrazors gang Tim "The Wheelman" Willis: Impressive, you can always rely on those fornicating midgets to prove a point when it is needed. Sorry- what point needs proving exactly? That 1 single player has decided that he can't be bothered to play in 1 league this season, because a certain vehicle isn't offered as a prize for him to sell for $16 million! And now another player is protesting at this by trying to blow up every other player in a CoE league race! I am nearly done with all this greed, politics, and lunacy in a computer game. (OOC) First this is a roleplaying area, next I was roleplaying my main driver Tim to say he was not going to race this season due to how weak the prize was compared to previous seasons. Darth decided to have fun with my characters comments and convert what he did with the lorry into a roleplaying protest about what my character said. It's not a real protest, it's role play. In real life I've got a lot of stuff to do and decided to skip this season of CoE. But the be honest, the prize in this seasons CoE 3 is the weakest it's been since inception. That does not mean I'm trying to be greedy or have 15 of them, it was simply stating a fact in a roleplaying fashion to fit my main driving character Tim. See you out there...
*JeeTeeOh* Posted May 7, 2013, 3:40 am	Lord Foul said: First this is a roleplaying area, (ETC.) [OOC] Thanks, LF... I was just reading through this trying to figure out how to slice and dice it to get the non-RP bits into an appropriate venue. Hopefully this little reminder will get things back into a ROLEPLAYING context.
Blackwill Posted May 7, 2013, 3:50 am	The Bishop Albert Potter, rarely seen outside of the Chrome Religion Compound in Gateway, walks into Joe's, escorted by 15 of his first-string Confessors. "Know this, all ye present; If the so-called "Lord" Foul believes himself to be above the common man, and cannot devote his precious time to suffering and pain, as required by the doctrine of the Chrome Religion, then let him remain as he is." "We shall gladly claim what would be rightfully his, and consider it a most generous donation to The Church."
*Bastille* Posted May 7, 2013, 3:51 am	Fred 'Flint' Stone could have sworn he was looking in a mirror. The only thing putting him off, his specs weren't half as cool. Gang Raging Scavengers Age 36 Gender Male General Health Weakening Location Elmsfield Tag Custom Skin Evan Red Skills & Abilities Strength 30 Dexterity 44 Speed 45 Leadership 34 Courage 71 Driving 206 Cyclist 109 (109) Trucker 50 (49) Gunnery 12 Mechanic 12 First Aid 16 Weekly Wages $275 Training Specialisms Slipstreamer Special Skill Level 2 Jumpstart Special Skill Level 3 Offensive Driver Special Skill Level 2 Public Biography Private History 10-06-18 Received a nickname 10-07-02 Advanced to level 1 Slipstreamer specialism 10-09-11 Advanced to level 1 Jumpstart specialism 11-01-15 Advanced to level 2 Jumpstart specialism 11-04-15 Advanced to level 2 Slipstreamer specialism 2011-06-01 Injury: broken ribs 2011-06-01 Injury: broken nose 11-07-16 Advanced to level 3 Jumpstart specialism 2012-01-17 Lost an ear 2012-01-25 Injury: heavily bruised achilles tendon 12-03-16 Advanced to level 1 Offensive Driver specialism 13-05-03 Advanced to level 2 Offensive Driver specialism Drugs Alcohol light user Carried Equipment Rifle (Health 100%, Ammo 12) 4 x Rifle Ammunition Injuries One ear missing Activity 100% {ooc - hehe, classic}
darthspanky Posted May 7, 2013, 4:03 am	*emporor bush reads the reports in rehab while smoking a big joint and having some scotch* (Goerge) we eduminated them boys in our space program last coe, now we just need to find someone willing to sell us a lorry in gw, i dont want to blow up the only one we have there. *thinks for a moment* well there is jethros motor home we can use *as smile crosses the emporor lips soon followed b6y a joint and scotch*
Blackwill Posted May 7, 2013, 5:21 am	Confessor Guillermo Rollins pipes in "Stay away from the cans! He hates these cans!!!"
*StCrispin* ce.services.mh@gmail.com Posted May 7, 2013, 5:26 am	Celticfrost said: Still going on about that stupid Squad Car Maurice "Abbot" Costello grunts and says "Squad cars arent stupid.  They just arent as educated as the rest of us.  That a Chassisist comment and not very nice either" "Should call them *Education Challenged* Squad Cars"
*Bastille* Posted May 8, 2013, 11:38 am	{ooc - our ex treasurers name was Costello, the health minister at the time and next prime ministers name is Abbot. I just thought that was funny}
darthspanky Posted May 10, 2013, 5:25 am	*breaking news, emporor bush will soon make a speech* *standing at the podium, in his sweet new clothes, holding one of the heads they had shrunken by the local cannibals of the nearby wilderness* we are proud to announce a new lorry skin for this next CoE race, it will be unvieled at the hour of the race itself, may the lorry blow some poor bastard straight to hell, we wont be taking any questions so *gives the crowd the middle finger salute* go fornicate yourselves. *screams from the midgets in the crowd* TIMMAH http://youtu.be/Qpu88_EBAfY
*Bastille* Posted May 10, 2013, 9:34 am	Chester stamps his fist on the table "Such rot will not be tolerated!"
darthspanky Posted May 13, 2013, 1:31 am	meanwhile back at the trailer park, old emporor bush practicing his psy before the gw CoE ooc dont know why but my and necros cars started suspended in the air lol, ill blame it on psy gone wrong lol, enjoy the pics, the ammo used this time was rpg ammo it wasnt as explosive as the hrr ammo. big thank you to jeeteeoh for making the lorry skin
*Bastille* Posted May 13, 2013, 3:02 am	haha! BOOM! ooc Nice pics Nice Skin Jee
Blackwill Posted May 13, 2013, 6:11 pm	The first few turns looked like ####roaches scattering after a light is turned on, as everyone tried to get clear of the blast radius.
darthspanky Posted Dec 26, 2016, 10:27 pm	fun times lol
darthspanky Posted Aug 16, 2020, 12:18 am	"for those that want to watch xman get lorry bombed in a elms coe watch this old classic" says our leader in elms event 229530
*StCrispin* ce.services.mh@gmail.com Posted Aug 25, 2020, 4:41 am	I was looking at those pics from 2013 CoE and 3 things crossed my mind (Other than a hunk of shrapnel) (1) I see chat messages from both myself and my brother but I can’t remember which of those cars was mine or his... (2) 2013? God how long have I been playing this game? (3) some things... like Brun’s post about politics and greed in the game... never changed. The only thing that changes is who is the frustrated new player, and who is being accused of being a fat cat. Oh, and (4) I need to get back into CoE