*comp112* mcomp112@aol.com Posted Nov 5, 2006, 4:22 am

(some of these work as bumper stickers) My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason Moooooove, I'm trying to speed! Learn from your parent?s mistakes use birth control I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home Black holes are where God divided by zero. BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up! Constipated People Don't Give A ####. Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass? Dewey,Skrewem,& Howe (attorneys at law) Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.