*JeeTeeOh* Posted Apr 18, 2012, 2:32 pm |
Shet up a half dozen whatevers, barkeep! Prontos!
The back of his jacket identified him as a member of Cowboys Unlimited; his breath and demeanor identified him as someone who'd already been drinking for a while. Didja shee that race?! Tha deathraysh? Race, not raysh. You know what I mean. Didja see? Best.... track.... in ALLLLLLLL OF EVANNN!! And our guy got his armsh blowed off, so that makes ME the Texan gang boss! The bartender's response, two or three words at most, bring stunned silence for a moment. He lived? [[OOC: Brilliant work, Bast!! That track is friggin' amazing!]] |
*StCrispin* ce.services.mh@gmail.com Posted Apr 21, 2012, 8:56 pm |
A mutie looked up from beneath her hood, feral eyes gleaming, fur and a dog nose sniffing the sharply alcoholic tinged air.
"Lived you say?" She asked. "See Muff told me before she left for Shanty that she shoved a Heavy Rocket into his lap. He must be some lucky puppy if he took a Heavy Rock and lived to tell the tail... Er... Tale I mean." |
*JeeTeeOh* Posted Apr 22, 2012, 12:51 am |
The still anonymous Cowboy leaned toward the mutant, catching himself a moment before tipping from his stool.
Wells I tell ya thish much, puppy. HA! Puppy I said, becuzzz... nevermind, you know what I mean. Puppy. Ha! What wazsh I...? Ohright, lucky~! Yeah. Definishly lucky. He getshta be tha one-arm gang boss and I gettabe tha two-armed ... guy. How'm I gonna get chicksh weh all I am is tha two-armed guy? Eh. Hizshluck'llrunouterrrrrrgh. *THUD* He falls face first from his stool and doesn't rise. The barkeep looks from the Cowboy to the amused onlookers. They don't send their best down here, do they? |
*Bastille* Posted Apr 22, 2012, 5:31 am |
glances over the Textravaganza flyer...
Clarinbridge Crushers - Sharon 'Maneater' Black ahh, yup. yup, they do. haha, and I think shes hungry for ya mate. [cheers Jeet, thx all for your great comments and stuff, glad you enjoy it.] |