*goat starer* Posted Jan 10, 2011, 12:42 pm	The camp is quiet.. unusually quiet this morning. As people stumble from their beds they find the doors wide open. A note is pinned to the gate. DUE TO THE COWARDLY ACTIONS OF JOELS BASTARDS IN RESIGNING THEIR CAR AND SUBSEQUENTLY FIRING ON AN INCAPACITATED SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES VEHICLE WE HAVE DECIDED TO LEAVE THE CAMP. A FEW PEOPLE ARE COMING WITH US. WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM NOW WE HAVE NOT DECIDED. OTHER PEOPLE IN THE CAMP MIGHT LIKE TO TAKE NOTE THAT THE BASTARDS CANNOT EVEN DEFEND THEIR ALLIES IN THEIR OWN CAMP. A LIST OF THE CAPTURED AND THEIR GANGS WILL BE POSTED WHEN THEY CAN SPEAK.
*goat starer* Posted Jan 10, 2011, 1:38 pm	A list of the 'liberated' Dolores 'Firewand' Billings R.Inc Tiffany Ruf giggly schoolgirl assassins Gregory 'Fix it' Leonard Company of Geeks Richard 'Dunno if I' Kahn Company of Geeks Jennifer Harwood CarJackers Kenneth Lien CarJackers David Vallejos CarJackers Alfred Guerra CarJackers Tim Turpin CarJackers Beverly Boisvert CarJackers Terry Toller CarJackers
Joel Autobaun Posted Jan 10, 2011, 4:33 pm	Randy Lawrence speaks: "I have offered my consolation to special circumstances to return the abducted to their respectful gangs, assuring SC that they will not return to the Alley and the Deprivations suffered by The Alley and the gang "Joel's Bastards" is still fulfilled by SC. The Senior members of our gang, regret that people whom have nothing to do with a member of Special circumstances being shot by a pedestrian in a no-holds barred Deathrace, are being punished. We offer absolutely no retaliation should these former Alley members be returned unharmed to their respective gangs in the nearest town that SC has taken them.
*goat starer* Posted Jan 10, 2011, 4:45 pm	Ramos sits opposite Drummond reading the reports of the Bastards rambling statement... "frankly right now I am thinking of dumping these guys out of the lorry into the path of a buzzer at 120mph" he says. "his driver resigns, doesn't shoot at us when we have armour, then sneaks up on an immobile vehicle and unloads through the breached side?? Michael is lucky to be alive.... and coming so soon after the attack by road Lords which was clearly done with the Bastards." "I dont see how we can trust them OR their allies"
Joel Autobaun Posted Jan 10, 2011, 4:51 pm	"Boss" Rosco was just attempting to update his political map of Evan's most powerful...drawing new lines connected to Special Circumstances. He was reading the latest statement from Ramos and decided to just pull out crayons and color a pink elephant over the completely random actions of this particular gang.
*goat starer* Posted Jan 10, 2011, 7:26 pm	Ramos sits contemplating HIS political map of Evan... its is all coloured red with a big hammer and sickle in the middle.
*Bastille* Posted Jan 10, 2011, 8:27 pm	Brent 'Kracka' Kearns steps out of his hole for his early morning stretch... "Where did everybody go?"
*SirLatte* Posted Jan 10, 2011, 9:46 pm	Sir Harold Carr Sends word... "This is why we chain our Mechanics to their benches. We suffered a similar "attack" by the not so Special Circumstances once before." "This Being said...We offer to pay the Ransom for the innocent gangers return." "War seems to be brewing everywhere. We have strived long and hard to remain neutral and friendly with all...(even the damn slavers appreciate us now)...However, We have chosen to stand with Joels Bastards and we will continue do so." "Long Live the Death Racing Mafia"
*Rezeak* reecestensel@hotmail.co.uk Posted Jan 10, 2011, 10:15 pm	"Hey guys! Joel has a ghost on his team!"
*jimmylogan* Posted Jan 11, 2011, 12:47 am	Gregory Vasquez, Michael Robles and Kelly Schmidt from MADHAT are sitting at their regular table... Greg & Mike have accused Kelly of taking part in the kidnapping... "No, guys, I had nothing to do with it!" "But weren't you in the gang when this happened before?" Greg asked. "Yes," Kelly replied, "but I was in Somerset at the time. That was done from Badlands." "You sure?" Mike said. "You've been stuck here for a while now." "I'm sure," says Kelly. "You guys are all the excitement I need." She sends a drink over to the Templars table with a note... "Though my leader hasn't told us to get into this excitement, he's made it clear that we're friendly to the Mafia, and thus friendly to those that are friendly to the Mafia. You need something, let us know..."
*Bastille* Posted Jan 11, 2011, 1:22 am	"Damn Mafia!" cries Brent as the dullard walks into the mech shop.
*Rev. V* Posted Jan 11, 2011, 4:28 am	"Well, it's decided then." Says Johnette "Concrete" Napolitano. "Pretty much how I figured it might go, and I can't say as I'm unhappy about it.." "Nuns are backin' Bastards...kinda poetic when ya think about it..."
*Rezeak* reecestensel@hotmail.co.uk Posted Jan 11, 2011, 7:01 am	When Sam 'The Stranger' Elliot hears about all the commotion with people picking sides he says "Well boys. Tell everyone that we're with the special circumstances. Not because we agree with what they did, but because he appears to be slightly outnumbered."
*Bastille* Posted Jan 11, 2011, 8:12 am	The only thing Brent is picking, is his nits, oh and maybe his...
*goat starer* Posted Jan 11, 2011, 10:10 am	RAMOS SPEAKS TO THE COMRADES! THE LIBERATED WORKERS OF THE ALLEY ARE ON THEIR WAY BACK TO BADLANDS! REJOICE! THESE WORKERS HAD BEEN HELD CAPTIVE BY THE DEATHRACE MAFIA SINCE THEIR LEADERS WERE FORCED OUT INTO THE WILDERNESS. WE HAVE LIBERATED THEM TO BEGIN NEW LIVES IN THE WORKERS COOPERATIVE. WE ALSO RELEASED COMRADES FROM THE COMPANY OF GEEKS WHO HAD BEEN FORCED TO SLAVE IN THE DEATHRACE MAFIAS MECHANIC PITS FOR NOTHING MORE THAN PUMPKINS! tHEIR LEADER ASSURESUS THAT THEY WILL NOW WORK WITH THE REDS TO CREATE A NEW DAWN FOR EVAN! REJOICE PEOPLE! TODAY WE HAVE SHOWN THAT THE 'MIGHT' OF THE DEATHRACE MAFIA IS NOTHING BUT A PAPER TIGER! THE YEARS OF TYRANNY AND DEATH ARE COMING TO AN END AND WITH IT THE OLD ORDER IS CHANGING! SOON THE GREAT NAMES OF THE PAST WILL BE DUST UNDER THE RISING RED STAR!
GrowlingBadger Posted Jan 11, 2011, 1:19 pm	Donald "Duck" White walks in to the bar (A bit nervous because its his first time in a bar in Evan since taking on leadership of the gang. But no one else can tell...) Now see here Mr Ramos, sir...comrade...whatever. My 2 mechanics where quite happily working for Mr Bastard, to be honest they were bored as I didnt have work for them anywhere else and they were getting paid and fed. Despite that, I thank you for your er..liberation and keeping them safe. They will not work for Mr Bastard again. The mere mention of The Alley and they seem to go a little pale. Don't know what happened there.... Now if "A New Dawn" is a particular type of Ambulance those two said they will be happy to help.
*goat starer* Posted Jan 11, 2011, 2:26 pm	THEY HAVE BEEN FREED FROM THE YOKE OF CAPITALIST OPPRESSION COMRADE!!! THE PROLETARIAT DOES NOT ALWAYS UNDERSTAND HOW IT IS BEING OPPRESSED DUE TO THE CAPITALIST GRIP ON THE MEDIA AND MEANS OF PRODUCTION. REJOICE IN YOUR ENLIGHTENMENT COMRADE!
*Grograt* gary.r.horder@gmail.com Posted Jan 11, 2011, 3:05 pm	A section of the Heavy Metal Marauders start throwing beer bottles and shot glasses at the overly loud gang member. For sometime they had been wondering when the long red over coat had come back into fashion.
*goat starer* Posted Jan 11, 2011, 3:08 pm	OOC. The idea of anyone connected with Grograt wondering anything about fashion is quite odd
*Rev. V* Posted Jan 11, 2011, 6:10 pm	"The idea of anyone connected with Grograt wondering anything about fashion is quite odd " OOC I don't care who y'are, that thar is pretty funny...
brutalbill Posted Jan 15, 2011, 8:57 pm	'This is the life Oscar, we havent seen action in months. I dont even think they remember we are here. Never spent so much time down the boozer, our lass in ss is a real dragon about it.' 'Dont tempt fate Tom, we have been in the pub the whole time. You know you have spoken...' Before Tom finishes his sentence he notices a naked Jesus 'Truckman' Keeney climbing on to the bar and slapping the bar maid in the face with his manhood. Although it was probably the funniest thing he had ever seen, he also new that by the look of Devil Dan's face, after whitnessing the treatment of his wife, that they were gonna get barred from another boozer in evan. 'Oscar' 'Tom?' 'Why did we get posted with Jesus?' 'Well it was you who asked for him to drive us. After he got drunk that night in bl and syphoned his python into Ramos's drink, before mooning that pyro mutie who set his bottom on fire and running out into the street screaming 'help my arse is on fire' then getting hit by that guy on a push bike and getting a slap for being sick in the bikes basket.' Oscar thought to himself as he paid Devil $200 to smooth things over. God i love truckman, funniest in evan.