*goat starer* Posted Aug 31, 2010, 11:10 pm	MESSAGE FROM SALVADOR DALI STOP MESSAGE BODY STOP TWO ATTACKS BY HELLRIDERS ON TRANSPORT AND TRAINING SQUADS STOP Q SHIP ATTACK ENCOUNTERED ENEMY FORCES STOP HELLRIDERS FLED FOLLOWING MULTIPLE BREACHES AND INJURIES STOP HELLRIDERS HAVE RECONFIGURED FIRETRUCKS STOP ASSESSMENT NO THREAT STOP REPEAT NO THREAT STOP EXPECT RESUMPTION OF ATTACKS ON WEAK TARGETS STOP HELLRIDERS ONCE AGAIN ONLY TARGTTING VULNERABLE TRANSPORT SQUADS AND INEXPERIENCED GANGS STOP WILL TARGET WHERE POSSIBLE HOWEVER COWARDLY STRATEGIES WILL MAKE INTERCEPTION UNLIKELY STOP PATROLS TODAY FAILED TO CONNECT STOP HELLRIDERS STILL IN HIDING STOP MESSAGE ENDS
FireFly Posted Sep 1, 2010, 6:56 am	Joe, the hellriders ace heavy gunner, walks into the bar with a piece of paper in his hand... "Hey Kenneth, look at this message we intercepted from the special circumstances, it says some odd stuff it does!" "Huh, well, lets take a look... Q ships"? "Well yeah, apparently he calls those firetrucks we met the other day that had mortars and RGM's Q ships, heh, that's an artillery boat if I ever saw one" "And what's this, multiple breaches and injuries, well, some of the splinters from the mortar breached the bottom armor, as for injuries, I think Joseph took a little bit of shrapnel to the gut, but he recovered in 2 days." "Hey look at this last part, they're right, there's no way we are going to charge headlong into mortar fire, anyone who would do that is an idiot, but I swear, it's annoying hearing them call us cowards when they have payed our bounty several times in a row, hell, they even brag about their insane gunnery skills in the bars all the time, yet they don't dare to engage us in direct fire, hah, hypocrites!" "Easy now, well, at least we know that the setup they use is pathetic for actually trying to hurt your enemy, you know, you cant chase much down with rear mounted mortars, is he assuming that people are dumb enough to charge right into them or something?" "Who knows, they don't make sense, and this person in charge here doesn't either, he's got so many facts wrong he must be blind, or he's just trying to kiss he's superiors arse!" "Oh well, at least we're not in hiding, we're just waiting for the pirates to restock."
*goat starer* Posted Sep 1, 2010, 8:40 am	MESSAGE FOR RAMOS STOP HELLRIDERS STILL SMARTING STOP REALLY FUNNY STOP WE ARE HAVING A PARTY STOP PSIONIC ABILITIES OF HELLRIDERS IN QUESTION STOP ALLEDGED PSI SEEMS TO HAVE TERRIBLE HEADACHE STOP FORECAST FURTHER HELLRIDERS ATTACKS ON RECENTLY ARRIVED GREEN TARGETS STOP WARN SMALLER TRANSPORT OUTFITS AND GANGS TO EXERCISE EXTRA CAUTION IN SHANTY AREA STOP HELLRIDERS LIKELY TO LOOK FOR EASY WINS AFTER TERRIBLE DEFEAT AND COWARDLY RETREAT STOP BWARK STOP