warring with the EMPOROR
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darthspanky Posted Dec 11, 2009, 5:15 am |
'hey folks were here to cover the emporors first war report since the klingons came out of vacation mode everyones excited to see whats gunna happen and whose gunna get smoked' says the interviewer
' first id like to welcome all the nice texan oil men who came well be giving you some edunication later, we have multiple fronts going on at the same time so ill take them 1 by 1, 1 our efforts to aquire a elm camp seem to be going well 2 punks from the rules council want to sell to each other but we made em an offer they cant refuse 
2 longo gave us some grief by not selling us the rgm we let em wash for us untill we sent em some cookies, so reports of there demise are just rumors, there still loyal pirate friends. i think. 
3 jds bashes were also washing our legendary apache while we were in vacation mode, we contacted them and they said 2 mil to get car back, so say yer goodbeyes to them cause they will definatly be iniahlatede and we will get our car back,  messages left for doc have remained unanswred so we will wack him when we see him as well.
4 i know you all wanted to see huge g rection strip at the fpk event we had planned for selling a rgm to goat, but like a commie they cant be trusted, so watch for reports of there demise as well. that is all for now' says the emporor |
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*JD_Basher* jd.basher@charter.net Posted Dec 11, 2009, 5:29 am |
Seen on a note posted on the message board...
"Legendary Apache up for auction, see the Marketplace message board for further details." |
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darthspanky Posted Dec 11, 2009, 5:38 am |
just cause ya sell it doesnt mean yer not a dead man walking. i will hunt and grieve jd and any noobs he takes out scouting in his role as a marshal outside of ss, i wont have to worry about pvp in retaliation from jd cause hes too chicken#### to put down his marshal badge and try to pvp me. whoever buys the car can pretty much kiss yer ass goodbye as well, i tested jds loyalty like i tested goats and longos, longo passed by giving me back a rgm he could have kept, so he is a loyal friend, goat will be attacked the same way i will go after jd cause he failed the test as well, and jd i dont want to hear you wine like a little bitch after i grieve your punk ass, careful on yer reply jd lol you dont want to loose yer precious marshalls badge...
waits for it.. this next rambling by jd shpuld be pretty funny but he made his own bed now its time to sleep in it sweetdreams jd wre out there muhahahahahaha. thank you you gave me what i wanted most. a reason to grieve you.
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darthspanky Posted Dec 11, 2009, 5:59 am |
awe jd you can ramble better than that, come on just think of me bitcchslapping yer whorish momma, | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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*Longo* Posted Dec 11, 2009, 8:59 am |
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*sam* Posted Dec 11, 2009, 9:06 am |
Darth- insulting JD and teasing him that he can't respond because of his marshal badge is pretty low. Also avoid the profanities in the forum please. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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darthspanky Posted Dec 11, 2009, 9:19 am |
hmm why i act that way hmm maybe this pm post from jd?
Darkwind Guru Group: Marshals + Contributors Posts: 1821 Joined: Feb 11, 2007 #### you ya drunk, stuttering, ####-cheese! Eat #### and DIE ####sucker! I only played the game like you did while you laughed at all the players giving you money for the mechs..... Now that you are on the other end of the rope you start calling me names!..... You are nothing but a young whiney bastard that still lives in your mommas house and have nothing better to do with your life until you get kicked out and get arrested JUST to get 3 hots and a cot! You always have been a LOSER Spanky.... You ####ing pussy! ......................... or this one? Darkwind Guru Group: Marshals + Contributors Posts: 1821 Joined: Feb 11, 2007 Quote: seems longo was just messin with me he gave it back passed test, hmm thought i could have trusted you hehe dont worry ill eventually get it back just have to beat yer ass a few times youll pay me to take it back muhahaha cya out there oh you failed the test were at war id shoot to kill if i were you. No problem dood....... If you cant handle me playing the same scam on you that you played, too bad ya sore LOSER! I WILL be shooting to kill buddy!..... Count on it! Just because you ARE a sore loser, I might put the Spankzilla on the auction block because of your threat to me... I might not get 2 mil but someone else will get a legendary car out of it! ......................... lol if he wasnt so pathetic id be even more pissed off nice game ya got sam when marshalls act like that and steal from ya real nice game so if this is the kinda game ya want regarding comments i make about jd youll see much more of em like the last one and im the bad guy lol |
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*sam* Posted Dec 11, 2009, 9:36 am |
sigh | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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*Grograt* gary.r.horder@gmail.com Posted Dec 11, 2009, 10:16 am |
This is all getting completely out of hand, i am sick and tired of reading this verbatim crap in the forum to the point i cant even be that bothered to post, and havnt been on line for the past week. Darth if your intention is to grieve avery new player and gain a rise out of everyone else, i think you need to reconsider your stand, because all this is doing is damaging the game and will lose sam paying customers, for those that leave wont be re subbing will they. Please think on | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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darthspanky Posted Dec 11, 2009, 10:43 am |
gro let me get this right, its ok for jd to say that stuff to me but im wrong for retaliating?
im not a griever, im not here to come back and play to grieve noobs, i may tease em, i dont kill for sport like shark did. i kill for a reason, im not here to make you upset with the comments i make to players who i feel grieved me, so ill try to tone down what i say in forums, but i will in this situation its how i fight back, you wouldnt like it if you thought yer friend stole yer car and then sold it to a noob, after reading his insulting pms. good to see ya back and sorry it upset ya but i hope ya see it from my point of view. |
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*Grograt* gary.r.horder@gmail.com Posted Dec 11, 2009, 11:19 am |
I have never seen you use grieving tactics Darth, but stating continuously that you will, be it against those that want to purchase a camp or a new member who purchases an Apache or anybody that you feel is against you only gives to others the impression you are here for the purposes of grief play only.
I don't really think you mean that, but you consider this to be the only way you will be taken seriously and your frustration shows through these posts, but it really isn't helping your cause, those of us that know you and have played with you know your character and understand how you, approach your posts here, but remember it has been over six months since you last played and there are many new guys that have no idea of who you are and will only see your posts as arrogant and extremely angry. Everybody loses there cool every so often ( i certainly know i do ) keeping out of the forum can be hard, but we can only try, i was pleased to see you re sub and start posting again. |
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*sam* Posted Dec 11, 2009, 11:25 am |
And to be fair, JD's private PM to darth seemed pretty out of order too... hence my *sigh* | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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*Grograt* gary.r.horder@gmail.com Posted Dec 11, 2009, 11:26 am |
Agreed, but in fairness none of this should hit the forums | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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FireFly Posted Dec 11, 2009, 11:35 am |
Something is wrong when I feel older than both of them... really, really wrong
(For the record, I find spanky's posts quite relaxing to read  )
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Bytten Posted Dec 11, 2009, 5:27 pm |
Can you translate them for the rest of us? |
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*JD_Basher* jd.basher@charter.net Posted Dec 11, 2009, 10:33 pm |
Granted, my PM to spanky was out of line. To be honest, I was typing in a blind rage because of a PM received from spanky that I will not share here. I sent it as a PM because those thoughts and feelings were meant only for spanky and not for the public.
My comments to him were no less inflamatory that his using the lobby chat to use every derogatory word he could come up with against me last night. I replied in the lobby only once with 2 words before holding back because cooler heads spoke up. (Thank you Serephe) This whole thing started because I would not give back his precious Apache without him paying me a 'ransom'. All of this was done with an RP sense of play and a smile on my face because I was only doing something that spanky did to other players not 6 months ago!.... He said it was just role-playing and that the other players should not have been so gullible to give him their money in exchange for a service he had NO intention of providing. In essence, he fleeced the other players out of money and he hid under the "role-playing" banner. Did you repay any of the money you took from the players spanky because others got angry with you? I am doing nothing less, except I made him fully aware that I was intentionally holding his car for ransom and was demanding a payment before I returned it to him. So, spanky, you can rant and rave all you want because someone is doing to you EXACTLY what you did to others. In essence, unless I receive the payment from spanky, the auction will continue for the Legendary Apache described in the Market post. |
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darthspanky Posted Dec 12, 2009, 12:59 am |
im not mad ya stole my car, if i was pissed and cursing you as a marshal should have asked i calm down after my first pm. what im pissed about is not the car as you remember i also gave ya a eaton and a rare skinned lorry, i had no intention of asking you to return lorry or eaton, but yer pm is what pissed me off. ida gladly rpd this but yer the one who made it personal. now you and anyone who buys that car will have to deal with me getting personal so ill cya out there jd
once again jds wrong ask latte if he felt cheated when i left? latte got even put over 20 bh hits on me, and i gave him a deal on a legendary rgm buzzer he seemed ok with it and war was over between us. and if yer wondering would i do it to latte again the answer is no i learned not to do that. why any group of marshals would want someone acting like you did, kinda spoils the image of marshal for the rest of the good ones, sound familar? |
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Joel Autobaun Posted Dec 12, 2009, 4:28 am |
Well it *was* private...anyway this is like pretty much the only way to get some PvP going *IN game* ...is a feud like this... |
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darthspanky Posted Dec 12, 2009, 4:46 am |
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darthspanky Posted Jan 8, 2010, 3:17 am |
we emporors drunk and up to it again this time hes pissed at goat for caving in krazys head in a supposedly friendly squad challenge, but out of fear as usual the cowardly goatboy shoots his cr on my breeched to till hes out of ammo.
so heres my kill list 1 goat 2 jd 3 sere jeezl was on the list for a short time but off now but time will tell rules council and sam as always are barly not makin the list we will add more as time goes on |
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*goat starer* Posted Jan 8, 2010, 11:26 am |
for the love of god... dont put me on a list with Ser
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Procyon Posted Jan 9, 2010, 12:50 am |
Oh stewardess, I speak Spank!
The fine gentleman wishes to inform the residents of Evan that he has returned from vacation and is confident that there will be much interest in a disclosure of who he believes his friends and enemies to be.
He has more than a passing interest in the newly profitable transportation lanes and believes there to be a viable business model in controlling the flow of traffic along them.
However, his first order of business is to acquire a camp in the Elmsfield region in order to establish a base of operations for this new business venture. He has made a bid for such a camp, and believes it to be a competitive one.
One gentleman in particular was tasked with holding onto some valuable item for him in his absence. Upon his return, there was some minor misunderstanding about the terms of their arrangement, but an acceptable compromise was reached. He does not attribute the misunderstanding to malice at this time, but remains wary.
A second individual also was charged with the safekeeping of an item of value. He believes that this individual was not acting in good faith and an acceptable compromise could not be reached. He fears that his only recourse is to retaliate in some fashion.
He was looking forward to providing supporting entertainment at an upcoming sporting event, but feels that due to some deep rooted differences in socioeconomic philosophy between himself and the event's sponsors, the proposed entertainment is now in jeopardy.
He has nothing else to report at this time, but he does sincerely hope that this update has provided you with the information you were anticipating. Following up to some replies, the original messenger has more to add:
Since acceptable terms could not be reached with either the upcoming sporting event's sponsors or the holders of certain valuables he deems rightfully his, the fine gentleman would like it to be known that these people are not acting in good faith. He feels that they may be leveraging a position of respect and authority within the community to gain certain favors and advantages in contract negotiations. He feels that he has not only the ability, but the moral obligation to rectify this situation himself for the good of the community, and expresses a sense of pride in the ability to show himself a paramour and champion of justice in this situation.
The fine gentleman ensures the community that although he has made statements in the past that might be misinterpreted and show him acting in bad faith himself, he has only made these statements in jest. He asks that the community look at his record of actions and see him for the upstanding citizen he is. He feels he is fully justified in his grievance and sincerely wishes that careful consideration be given to it, now that it has been aired in a public forum, before passing judgment.
The gentleman wishes to express that he is not so much angered by the fact that the terms of his original agreement were not upheld, but by a perceived trend of increased abuse of authority and the threat to the communal standards of character that such abuse brings. He feels that conspirators and enablers of this corrupt system must be resisted, even through force if necessary, for the good of society in general. He cites examples of the contrast between aggressive business tactics, and outright abuse of power and pleads with those in positions of authority but not involved in these current, repugnant activities to refrain from joining in such corrupt practices and see them as morally reprehensible.
Finally, a direct threat is made against his perceived demagogues, attributed to continued examples of malfeasance, and a liberal consumption of spirits. He warns that others, even those occupying the highest echelons of this society, may be drawn into this conflict if they do not actively resist the corruption and stand with him as shepherds of justice. |
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darthspanky Posted Jan 9, 2010, 1:14 am |
man hes good lets see ifin he c,ould, goaon and figuure.ythe est. of this story now see howsin he be doing at it. thenm be s grunta bees licking sombed grass till thessewillbede bleeding poutrs thses buttock .as emporor passes out in a drunken state | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Iffler Posted Jan 9, 2010, 1:28 am |
I think darth may be the only human being on the planet who speaks English but types in Bulgarian. |
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*Rezeak* reecestensel@hotmail.co.uk Posted Jan 9, 2010, 1:51 am |
He speaks english? That's news to me. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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darthspanky Posted Jan 9, 2010, 2:10 am |
as he murmers in his drunken sleeping state the interpreter here this
telbs hets toos gooinand just fartsb itv crout ants grits ta dern traets thints tine ors wetlt estsyet paint the evin iffle tower pink yeeesss wetts goobies drat muhahahaha as shock hits the interpreters face |
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*Burden* Posted Jan 9, 2010, 2:15 am |
Is this Emperor under the influence of... maybe a few hundred bottles of alcohol?
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Bytten Posted Jan 9, 2010, 11:04 am |
When intoxication reaches this level, it is more true to say that the alcohol is under the influence of an Emperor. |
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*jimmylogan* Posted Jan 9, 2010, 2:53 pm |
Now this made me laugh - yes, I'm old enough to get the reference, but then the rest made me laugh harder. VERY nice job there Mrs. Cleaver... 
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*sam* Posted Jan 9, 2010, 5:18 pm |
This... is actually the funniest thing I have read in a long time*, good job procyon. (*Well, certainly for several hours anyway. My brother sent me this research paper this morning, so it's been a good day for laughs so far...) Choice quote: "It is important that hamsters are given a choice to play the game"... |
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*Shonufff* dixon.shogun@gmail.com Posted Jan 9, 2010, 9:58 pm |
Toooo Funny! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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*Grograt* gary.r.horder@gmail.com Posted Jan 9, 2010, 10:13 pm |
If i ever need another lawyer i know who to call
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darthspanky Posted Jan 13, 2010, 10:20 am |
meanwhile the emporor is softy sleeping. mindbender his new recruit prepairs for his bedbath she picks up on a dream about running for rc hes having goes like this since shes our first gal with pys skill
alright listen up all of yas, yer grunta start yer voting soon so what ya gunna do. the crowd of milliona in unison say "we will give you our votes of lord emporor george bush of the greatest klingon gang who ever killed traders in evam muhahahaha" good but there are a few who need to be dwelt withd, they think they can cast a free vote for who they want, remember they die first. our lawyers say a pvp encounter registered vote does count if they sign before they get killt, and new rules go into effect now that theres so much commotion over the voting its only right i declare msarshal law in evan lawer says its legal, i will run the rc by myself muhahahaha heres our agenda 1 death to noobs. 2 more death to noobs. 3 death to those who arnt noobs techinacally but kinda suck like a noob. 4 you thought i was gunna say death to noobs lol nope should be dead by now heres fun part, give me yer money and since im only one on rc ill tell sam what to do i can give yer ideas to sam if ya win that weeks bid? as the emporor slowly starts to wake he sees his student and eagerly awaits his bedbath |
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darthspanky Posted May 8, 2021, 8:58 pm |
ahahaha too funny not to repost, good thing i changed and am innothent now, halo angle face O
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Smooch Posted May 9, 2021, 12:28 am |
this is a very funny read
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