| Former Gang | McSPANKYS LOLLIPOP GANSTAS |
| Age | 64 |
| Gender | Male |
| Strength | 0-20 |
| Dexterity | 0-20 |
| Speed | 0-20 |
| Leadership | 90-120 |
| Courage | 150-180 |
| Driving | 90-100 |
| Cyclist | 110-120 |
| Trucker | 150-160 |
| Gunnery | 90-100 |
| Large Guns | 120-130 |
| Ballistics | 140-150 |
| Hand Guns | 50-60 |
| Mechanic | 160-180 |
Jury Rigging Special Skill  Level 3 | |
| Defensive Driver Special Skill | |
| Offensive Driver Special Skill | |
| Jumpstart Special Skill | |
| Deathracer Special Skill | |
| Slipstreamer Special Skill | |
| Reload In Motion Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Rapid Reloading Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Sniper Special Skill Level 2 | |
| Rapidshot Special Skill Level 3 | |
| Combat Psychologist Special Skill | |
| Eye of the Hurricane Special Skill | |
| Courage Under Fire Special Skill | |
| Moving Targets Special Skill | |
| id 1820436 recruited from sars in july 2074 died dec 2113 str=69,66,63,61,58,54,50,46,42,40,36,32,28,24,20,15,11,6,1 specs=21 cap=165 no recorded injuries pay=1,675 one sexy fly dancing mofo always pushing it, real good and not just on the toilet. 15-01-16 Recruited by GO FORNICATE YERSELF 15-02-08 Received a nickname 15-02-20 Advanced to level 1 Jury Rigging specialism 15-03-27 Advanced to level 2 Jury Rigging specialism 15-05-10 Advanced to level 3 Jury Rigging specialism 15-07-10 Advanced to level 1 Defensive Driver specialism 15-11-13 Advanced to level 1 Offensive Driver specialism 16-07-15 Advanced to level 1 Jumpstart specialism 16-12-02 Advanced to level 1 Deathracer specialism 17-04-28 Advanced to level 1 Slipstreamer specialism 17-10-06 Advanced to level 1 Reload In Motion specialism 17-11-18 Advanced to level 1 Rapid Reloading specialism 17-12-03 Advanced to level 2 Reload In Motion specialism 18-01-18 Advanced to level 2 Rapid Reloading specialism 18-05-11 Advanced to level 1 Sniper specialism 18-05-14 Advanced to level 1 Rapidshot specialism 18-12-07 Advanced to level 2 Rapidshot specialism 19-06-28 Advanced to level 2 Sniper specialism 19-07-13 Advanced to level 1 Combat Psychologist specialism 20-01-08 Advanced to level 1 Eye of the Hurricane specialism 20-03-06 Advanced to level 3 Rapidshot specialism 22-07-01 Advanced to level 1 Courage Under Fire specialism 23-04-21 Advanced to level 1 Moving Targets specialism | |
| DEAD! | |